Toni RAXton
@deelo502.bsky.social
ADHD AF| If I’ve shenan’d once, I’ll shenanigan!
Do NOT follow me based on that “one thing” I said that “one time” that resonated with you cause these skeets are just like the wind.
Do NOT follow me based on that “one thing” I said that “one time” that resonated with you cause these skeets are just like the wind.
Pinned
But since you said it for me…
My phone may be resting in the arms of King Neptune but this trip was everything I needed it to be. ❤️
My phone may be resting in the arms of King Neptune but this trip was everything I needed it to be. ❤️
☹️ Okay, man… Just ONE toss but if you knock anything over… 😠
January 1, 2026 at 5:02 PM
☹️ Okay, man… Just ONE toss but if you knock anything over… 😠
Awwww… 🥰 So sweet!
Still not playing with that ball in the house. 😑 IDC.
Still not playing with that ball in the house. 😑 IDC.
January 1, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Awwww… 🥰 So sweet!
Still not playing with that ball in the house. 😑 IDC.
Still not playing with that ball in the house. 😑 IDC.
We on the couch widdiiiiiiit!
January 1, 2026 at 3:29 AM
We on the couch widdiiiiiiit!
He gon watch me with these butter cakes… lol
December 31, 2025 at 6:52 AM
He gon watch me with these butter cakes… lol
I put a whole 3.5 in a Raw cone.
That’s a PR.
That’s a PR.
December 31, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I put a whole 3.5 in a Raw cone.
That’s a PR.
That’s a PR.
“Can you bring me back 4 gooey butter cakes on a stick”
“You gon eat all of them TONIGHT?”
“No, crazy.”
**mumbles** “now I’m not, judgey ass.”
“You gon eat all of them TONIGHT?”
“No, crazy.”
**mumbles** “now I’m not, judgey ass.”
December 31, 2025 at 6:22 AM
“Can you bring me back 4 gooey butter cakes on a stick”
“You gon eat all of them TONIGHT?”
“No, crazy.”
**mumbles** “now I’m not, judgey ass.”
“You gon eat all of them TONIGHT?”
“No, crazy.”
**mumbles** “now I’m not, judgey ass.”
Move on with ya life, baby. 😂😂😂
If we’re on the phone and I say I’ll call you back you might as well enjoy the rest of your day 😭😭😭
December 31, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Move on with ya life, baby. 😂😂😂
Not reading this.
Do not care.
Original response still stands.
Do not care.
Original response still stands.
December 31, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Not reading this.
Do not care.
Original response still stands.
Do not care.
Original response still stands.
Y’all can cancel me all you want but finna start back asking people if they slow a lil bit.
Might save some time if people answer honestly.
Might save some time if people answer honestly.
December 31, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Y’all can cancel me all you want but finna start back asking people if they slow a lil bit.
Might save some time if people answer honestly.
Might save some time if people answer honestly.
@norfphillysurvivor.bsky.social Kentucky?
December 31, 2025 at 6:02 AM
@norfphillysurvivor.bsky.social Kentucky?
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sometimes you gotta talk to ppl crazy so they can get they shit together
December 31, 2025 at 5:57 AM
sometimes you gotta talk to ppl crazy so they can get they shit together
Cause fuck them people, that’s why.
Education, tennis, golf, Supreme Court, government, grocery store, airport… they do not want us anywhere.
If we only went where they wanted us we’d still be on a plantation.
Education, tennis, golf, Supreme Court, government, grocery store, airport… they do not want us anywhere.
If we only went where they wanted us we’d still be on a plantation.
December 31, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Cause fuck them people, that’s why.
Education, tennis, golf, Supreme Court, government, grocery store, airport… they do not want us anywhere.
If we only went where they wanted us we’d still be on a plantation.
Education, tennis, golf, Supreme Court, government, grocery store, airport… they do not want us anywhere.
If we only went where they wanted us we’d still be on a plantation.
I’d have texted “never mind, bruh” and blocked that man cause WHAT?!
December 31, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I’d have texted “never mind, bruh” and blocked that man cause WHAT?!
I’m really like that.
Add an edible to your edible if you really like that
December 31, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I’m really like that.
I told a white woman she was, in fact, white.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 31, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I told a white woman she was, in fact, white.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Look at you projecting all over the SL
Y'all don't wanna go to the front desk to check out at these hotels because you know got noise complaints from the sinning
December 31, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Look at you projecting all over the SL
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Genuinely can’t think about any of the Dornish without getting mad all over again
I still can't believe Oberyn Martell fumbled that W against the mountain.
December 31, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Genuinely can’t think about any of the Dornish without getting mad all over again
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Lmaooo, but also I’m deadass too
Lmaooo, but also I’m deadass too
December 31, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Lmaooo, but also I’m deadass too
Lmaooo, but also I’m deadass too
OMG! 😂 @shinobisghost.bsky.social LOOK AT THIS!! lol
Idk I feel like something similar to this summoned the asteroid that killed the dinos 😕
December 31, 2025 at 4:14 AM
OMG! 😂 @shinobisghost.bsky.social LOOK AT THIS!! lol
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Don’t bother them front desk people if you don’t need a receipt 😂
December 31, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Don’t bother them front desk people if you don’t need a receipt 😂
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Yes 😭😭😭
I worked at a hotel, your card was charged early that morning. You can go ahead and go. Leave the keys where housekeeping can find them, they bring them back to the desk.
Please get tf on at checkout. 😂
I worked at a hotel, your card was charged early that morning. You can go ahead and go. Leave the keys where housekeeping can find them, they bring them back to the desk.
Please get tf on at checkout. 😂
lemme tell you something that absolutely blew my gotdamn mind. when the youngins said they don't check out of a hotel, they just pack their shit and leave. 🥷🏿WHAT? The fuck you mean you JUST LEAVE? 🤯
December 31, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Yes 😭😭😭
I worked at a hotel, your card was charged early that morning. You can go ahead and go. Leave the keys where housekeeping can find them, they bring them back to the desk.
Please get tf on at checkout. 😂
I worked at a hotel, your card was charged early that morning. You can go ahead and go. Leave the keys where housekeeping can find them, they bring them back to the desk.
Please get tf on at checkout. 😂
“Will you cook me steak and shrimp? I’ll stuff a Raw cone for us. 🙂”
December 31, 2025 at 4:09 AM
“Will you cook me steak and shrimp? I’ll stuff a Raw cone for us. 🙂”
Were yo pinto bean head ahhh think you going? 👀
Oh yall gangbanging on the balds, so lemme take my freshly shaved head on outta here.
December 31, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Were yo pinto bean head ahhh think you going? 👀
If they rub they heads together they gon get static cling and get stuck together.
There’s an abundance of bald men here. If you rub your heads together you might be able to figure out how to fight marginalization and put an end to Baldism once and for all. Or maybe they’ll just squeak
December 31, 2025 at 4:02 AM
If they rub they heads together they gon get static cling and get stuck together.