Chris K
@rotatingcube.bsky.social
Ask me about hyperbolic partial differential equations. or don't
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Björk for the independence of Greenland
January 5, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Björk for the independence of Greenland
reading about the funko pop video game. they recreate the scene from The Thing where The Thing bites the doctor's arms off. with funko pops. rated T for Teen
January 4, 2026 at 7:56 PM
reading about the funko pop video game. they recreate the scene from The Thing where The Thing bites the doctor's arms off. with funko pops. rated T for Teen
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Cancel the LA Olympics, scrap the World Cup, the United States cannot be a trusted part of the international community so long as the White House operates this violently and with impunity.
January 3, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Cancel the LA Olympics, scrap the World Cup, the United States cannot be a trusted part of the international community so long as the White House operates this violently and with impunity.
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posting occupies an entirely different part of my brain than texting does
Is there a term for when your friend isn't texting you back but is posting on social media
December 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
posting occupies an entirely different part of my brain than texting does
this skeet's getting resurrected... apparently this guy's gonna be on TV or something. Congrats to Mr. JC for finally hitting it big
December 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
this skeet's getting resurrected... apparently this guy's gonna be on TV or something. Congrats to Mr. JC for finally hitting it big
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We’ve created the self-regarding allegedly erudite child-molesting monsters from Vladimir Nabokov’s novel “Don’t Create The Self-Regarding Allegedly Erudite Child-Molesting Monster”
Not going to repost the images, but the first few feature the first paragraph of Lolita written in ink on the skin of a woman (or girl, impossible to tell)
See the newly released photos here: www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/cl62l...
December 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
We’ve created the self-regarding allegedly erudite child-molesting monsters from Vladimir Nabokov’s novel “Don’t Create The Self-Regarding Allegedly Erudite Child-Molesting Monster”
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Time for everyone to meet my wife.
December 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Time for everyone to meet my wife.
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it's too late, i have already depicted myself as ernest, walking away with snow white, and you as dumbfounded robin williams
December 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
it's too late, i have already depicted myself as ernest, walking away with snow white, and you as dumbfounded robin williams
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I think about this tweet every day
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I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.
December 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.
This is an all-timer for me
December 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
This is an all-timer for me
moreclip. stay away from those walls
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 AM
moreclip. stay away from those walls
Billy Gold is definitely based on ABBA Gold so now I'm cursed to spend the rest of the evening trying to figure out what the others are
love how the fake vinyl records in IKEA look like private press masterpieces that you'd have to spend several hundred dollars to get from a discogs seller based in south ossetia
November 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Billy Gold is definitely based on ABBA Gold so now I'm cursed to spend the rest of the evening trying to figure out what the others are
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Truth coming out of her cup o’noodles to shame mankind
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Truth coming out of her cup o’noodles to shame mankind
enough fishing minigames. it's time for a fishing minigame minigame. Press A to make a guy press the B button and catch a simulacrum of a virtual trout
November 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
enough fishing minigames. it's time for a fishing minigame minigame. Press A to make a guy press the B button and catch a simulacrum of a virtual trout
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First Half Life, 3 Screenshots
November 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
First Half Life, 3 Screenshots
is that maggie haberman's husband in the byline?
One of Epstein's victims was a trans teen, but nobody paid attention because she was trans & Latina. The Post + Times of Israel even ran hit pieces on her!
Epstein's lawyer claimed he wasn't gay, so Ava must have lied. He could've been stopped sooner if society listened to POC, trans folks or girls
Epstein's lawyer claimed he wasn't gay, so Ava must have lied. He could've been stopped sooner if society listened to POC, trans folks or girls
November 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
is that maggie haberman's husband in the byline?
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this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
I think, conservatively, 80% of Heathcliff comics would still make sense if you replaced the caption with "honestly I don't know what the fuck is going on either."
November 6, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I think, conservatively, 80% of Heathcliff comics would still make sense if you replaced the caption with "honestly I don't know what the fuck is going on either."
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The Wet Homie’s attention has been drawn to your poorly-guarded supply of fluids
November 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The Wet Homie’s attention has been drawn to your poorly-guarded supply of fluids
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The other actual finding here is what the fuck is going on with their methodology docs.google.com/document/d/1...
October 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The other actual finding here is what the fuck is going on with their methodology docs.google.com/document/d/1...
went to SPIEL ESSEN and here's my take: it's sooo annoying that "Messe Essen" isn't a palindrome
October 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
went to SPIEL ESSEN and here's my take: it's sooo annoying that "Messe Essen" isn't a palindrome