rockbeefslab.bsky.social
@rockbeefslab.bsky.social
Daydreamer, sassmouth, bit of a gigglepuss

Sports medicine professional
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he's the reason for the season
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1718
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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8 year old me trying to dodge unwanted kisses from aunties at Thanksgiving
November 25, 2024 at 4:50 PM
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Grateful doesn’t even begin to cover it. Everything we build, every candidate we lift up, every win we celebrate, it’s because of this community.

A message from our president + co-founder, Amanda: thank you for being the reason this work moves. Happy Thanksgiving 🧡
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Instead of watching Stranger Things, maybe we should start building stronger things, like the rule of law and a commitment to democratic norms
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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using the bill and ted time machine to go to athens BC times and scoop up plato. take him to panchos buffet with the unlimited refried beans and enchiladas. teach him how to raise the little flag at the table and order more DP from the lady and he catches on so quick
November 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Big day for fixins, kid
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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AS GOD IS MY WITNESS…
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Fixed, in honor of Saturday
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Macy's Parade: "We spared no expense in bringing you celebrities, dancers, and big Broadway musicals."

Philly Dunkin' Parade: "Fuck you, here's a turkey balloon and a truck float from ACME." [complimentary]
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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“And another thing! … I want you to be more assertive! I’m tired of everyone calling you Alexander the Pretty-Good!”
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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I will be doing this tomorrow. I need this.
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Damn really. That’s crazy. Damn [lowering into lava like end of terminator 2] damn
Since the launch of ChatGPT in November 2022, AI related stocks have accounted for 75% of S&P 500 returns, 79% of earnings growth, and 90% of capital spending (Capex and R&D) growth. am.jpmorgan.com/content/dam/...
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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I’ve decided that’s his hair
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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I'm only accepting wholesome posts today. Computer, do not show me any posts about Assholes or Jerks
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!”

{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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I'll be back for the brisket (tragedy) reveal but we have some folks coming over and I'm gonna be present for a bit: Love y'all. This is the greatest holiday of the year. It forces us to contemplate gratitude, then we eat as much as we can and watch football.
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Just told Twitter Lane's going to the Falcons, be blessed everyone
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.

Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Sweet Potato Dish Stopped Being Healthy 5 Ingredients Ago
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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It’s fun to say “I saw yoda get hit by a car.” relaxing. the cellar door of sentences
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM