rockbeefslab.bsky.social
@rockbeefslab.bsky.social
Daydreamer, sassmouth, bit of a gigglepuss

Sports medicine professional
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as the premier lions fan, i am advocating for four more seasons. You have to play it out to be certain
are lions fans still in on the goff experiment or ready to try something else
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Thank you for swinging by the Ass Cushion Store today, made our day 🥹
November 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Hot tip: there’s no law saying you can’t bring your own sandwich to eat afterwards because the crackers and apple juice they give you in recovery aren’t enough sustenance after a full day of no solid food
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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I put off my own mammo until a pal got diagnosed with breast cancer at 40. Schedule your exams, friends
alexzaragoza.substack.com
www.huffpost.com/entry/breast...
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Art collectors: Bongo and other spooky pants signed prints are in the shop now

theartofpants.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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just saw someone say "the SA of nanking" and my god you people need to get more comfortable saying the word rape
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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If you wanna look this cool, first off, good luck. But this is made possible through this adapter www.amazon.com/dp/B0D893VP5S

apparently Valve created a sphere of Steam Decks using this adapter! kinda neat
November 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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To the farmers of Americas staple crops- thank you for your 'soy-vice'!
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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grease floats.

when it flows in sewage and into our plants, it thickens as temps fall, separating in our settling tanks.

the churning water forms grease globs that build like snowballs, and operators remove them so they don’t clog the process.

listen. don’t pour grease down your drains.
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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this is obviously intended to chill dissent but i think it's going to backfire on them. what the lawmakers said was just directly true. and trying to get them for it is just going to raise their profile and the salience of what they said!
MS NOW confirms: The FBI is working with Capitol Police to schedule interviews with the six Democratic lawmakers who urged service members to refuse to comply with illegal orders.
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Please enjoy 10 seconds of a fat groundhog enjoying an apple at my sister's house 😊
October 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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tattoos are fun because yes, my physical form is by all metrics a disaster, but at least I've got some cool-ass birds on my arm
November 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Statement from President VanDassor on the actions of HSI in St Paul this morning
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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if you need one more reason to attendance a nascar race, beginning next season you will be allowed to throw your shrimp tails on the ground in the bleachers
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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If there are two 0-12 teams, they should change the rules to let them play a bowl game against each other so that there is only one true loser.
Unless UMass scores 31 points to tie the game in the final 2 minutes of the game. They are now on this list of 0-12 teams.
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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You’re not just playing against the menu, you’re playing against the man across from you
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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I don’t really get pecan pie as a concept, but it’s very good at drawing the safeties away from the targets I really wanna hit at dessert
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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What is your FOOD most take?

wait shit

go leave the room and come back in, fuck
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who cares!!! Eat whatever pie!!!
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM