Robert Flippo
@robertflippo.com
Dad. Writer. Dork.
Indie Bookstore Manager | OKC Thunder | Boomer Sooner | ABQ
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wife: um, why is the zoo calling about a missing giraffe?
me measuring the ceiling: no idea.
me measuring the ceiling: no idea.
June 28, 2023 at 3:38 AM
wife: um, why is the zoo calling about a missing giraffe?
me measuring the ceiling: no idea.
me measuring the ceiling: no idea.
I accidentally ranted myself into a new idea for a novel
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I accidentally ranted myself into a new idea for a novel
Read Enshittification by Cory Doctorow last week and can’t help thinking about how well that framework applies to both political parties right now
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Read Enshittification by Cory Doctorow last week and can’t help thinking about how well that framework applies to both political parties right now
Painted my nails for the first time because I’m trying to finally quit biting my nails and I gotta say.
Painted nails are pretty awesome.
Painted nails are pretty awesome.
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Painted my nails for the first time because I’m trying to finally quit biting my nails and I gotta say.
Painted nails are pretty awesome.
Painted nails are pretty awesome.
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Media: it's really bad how young men don't read anymore
Also media: Lol look at these dickheads READING in PUBLIC
Also media: Lol look at these dickheads READING in PUBLIC
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Media: it's really bad how young men don't read anymore
Also media: Lol look at these dickheads READING in PUBLIC
Also media: Lol look at these dickheads READING in PUBLIC
Cannot begin to describe the psychological benefit I’ve gained from being a registered independent my entire life
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Cannot begin to describe the psychological benefit I’ve gained from being a registered independent my entire life
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This how I find out I have a son??
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This how I find out I have a son??
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Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
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you know @kylietcheung.bsky.social for her brilliant reporting on abortion, but did you know she’s also the biggest james harden fan in the world?
asked her to write a letter to harden for BASKETBALL FEELINGS, to lean into every impulse the man provokes in her, and she did not disappoint
asked her to write a letter to harden for BASKETBALL FEELINGS, to lean into every impulse the man provokes in her, and she did not disappoint
"You will always come first"
A letter to James Harden from writer and author Kylie Cheung, for better or worse his biggest fan.
www.basketballfeelings.com
October 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
you know @kylietcheung.bsky.social for her brilliant reporting on abortion, but did you know she’s also the biggest james harden fan in the world?
asked her to write a letter to harden for BASKETBALL FEELINGS, to lean into every impulse the man provokes in her, and she did not disappoint
asked her to write a letter to harden for BASKETBALL FEELINGS, to lean into every impulse the man provokes in her, and she did not disappoint
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🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" 🚫 NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR 🚫 NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" 🚫 NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT, WHO WAS LEFT" 🚫
October 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" 🚫 NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR 🚫 NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" 🚫 NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT, WHO WAS LEFT" 🚫
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OKC is lightly jogging through their offense right now. That last play that ended with the Ajay 3 attempt was so sloppy.
October 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
OKC is lightly jogging through their offense right now. That last play that ended with the Ajay 3 attempt was so sloppy.
Love to turn on a game where my team is blowing out the opponent only to have that lead immediately erased
October 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Love to turn on a game where my team is blowing out the opponent only to have that lead immediately erased
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how could I forget?
October 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
how could I forget?
I discovered I can use gamepass to play games on my tv without coughing up hundreds of dollars for a console which is bad news for my writing but great news for my desire to play Costume Quest during the week of Halloween like the good lord intended
October 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I discovered I can use gamepass to play games on my tv without coughing up hundreds of dollars for a console which is bad news for my writing but great news for my desire to play Costume Quest during the week of Halloween like the good lord intended
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I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnnnng john silver's gift card
October 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnnnng john silver's gift card
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was annoyed/concerned bc my son was searching something on the computer when he wasn’t supposed to but then when I looked at the history it was “cool hats for guys”
October 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
was annoyed/concerned bc my son was searching something on the computer when he wasn’t supposed to but then when I looked at the history it was “cool hats for guys”
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(nabisco scientist about to get fired) introducing: wheat thicks
October 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
(nabisco scientist about to get fired) introducing: wheat thicks
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![TakaraTomy Transformers Masterpiece
- MP-41 Dinobot (Beast Wars)
- MPG-15 Cybertron Rattle [Rattrap]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jk3tlaa25uoaojofas2liv3w/bafkreicex32trnkd347yjo3brpxzbysthq5k6tf47qp3pxkc5ud6ewcife@jpeg)
October 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Zohran Mamdani's promises of free busses might sound great, but I live in Albuquerque NM where city busses have been free for five years and I'm here to tell you the truth. This is what every bus in my city looks like now. Think carefully about your choice this November.
October 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Zohran Mamdani's promises of free busses might sound great, but I live in Albuquerque NM where city busses have been free for five years and I'm here to tell you the truth. This is what every bus in my city looks like now. Think carefully about your choice this November.
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This is a crazy start to the season for Ajay. He’s been so productive while being efficient. They have to keep pushing his minutes to see what they’ve really got.
October 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This is a crazy start to the season for Ajay. He’s been so productive while being efficient. They have to keep pushing his minutes to see what they’ve really got.