Reverend Doktor Doctor Phill
@revdrdrphill.bsky.social
union man, comics lover, subgenius, 2 fake doctorates and one real ordainment. available for weddings, he/him/fat. Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others. avatar by @apelad 370630 (i will steal your image and post it with alt text)
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This fuckin' sucks, man.
New round of woke homophobia is hitting especially rancid, given the context.
November 17, 2025 at 6:12 AM
This fuckin' sucks, man.
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They should do a show where Claire Danes (my wife by the way) isn’t Fucking Going Through It.
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
They should do a show where Claire Danes (my wife by the way) isn’t Fucking Going Through It.
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I’m gonna write it, you’ll see. They’ll all see.
November 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I’m gonna write it, you’ll see. They’ll all see.
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sleeping for exactly one hour and then being wide awake is perfectly normal i reassure myself
November 17, 2025 at 6:10 AM
sleeping for exactly one hour and then being wide awake is perfectly normal i reassure myself
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mamdani is a no go, but marjorie taylor greene the transphobic, racist, homophobic antisemite bigot - they have room for her, they got room for nazi tattoo guy. no room for you though.
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 6:08 AM
mamdani is a no go, but marjorie taylor greene the transphobic, racist, homophobic antisemite bigot - they have room for her, they got room for nazi tattoo guy. no room for you though.
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THIS! This is exactly why we don't trust you people! Because you would rather break bread with the racists who enact policies to harm us than form a coalition with black people.
You are horrible and untrustworthy! Morally. Intellectually.
You are horrible and untrustworthy! Morally. Intellectually.
November 17, 2025 at 6:09 AM
THIS! This is exactly why we don't trust you people! Because you would rather break bread with the racists who enact policies to harm us than form a coalition with black people.
You are horrible and untrustworthy! Morally. Intellectually.
You are horrible and untrustworthy! Morally. Intellectually.
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i sleep in a big bed with my wife. and by big bed i mean spiralling pit of despair. and by wife i mean consequences of my actions
November 17, 2025 at 6:13 AM
i sleep in a big bed with my wife. and by big bed i mean spiralling pit of despair. and by wife i mean consequences of my actions
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I like when Megatron was a pistol BUT I would prefer it if he moaned loudly whenever anyone pulled his trigger. Like so!
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I like when Megatron was a pistol BUT I would prefer it if he moaned loudly whenever anyone pulled his trigger. Like so!
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Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
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lol cry me a river bitch
November 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
lol cry me a river bitch
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It is stew season and I intend to take full advantage
Beef stew
Beef stew
November 17, 2025 at 6:15 AM
It is stew season and I intend to take full advantage
Beef stew
Beef stew
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
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youtu.be/95zqRm8vrKk Get that FLOCK outta here, don't by Internet Of Things cameras that dob you in to cops
John McKinney's speech on Flock ends by calling the Mayor a pussy
YouTube video by Louis Rossmann
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 6:15 AM
youtu.be/95zqRm8vrKk Get that FLOCK outta here, don't by Internet Of Things cameras that dob you in to cops
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on cinema: pope leo
November 17, 2025 at 6:09 AM
on cinema: pope leo
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I’m having my first ever museum solo show at Posterhouse: The Museum of Poster Art. It’s open now until April
posterhouse.org/exhibition/u...
posterhouse.org/exhibition/u...
Utopia in Our Time: The Posters of Molly Crabapple | Poster House
Enchanting, haunting, and poignant, beloved illustrator Molly Crabapple’s posters showcase the resilience of community, the power in solidarity, and the spirit of celebration. Deeply intersectional…
posterhouse.org
November 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I’m having my first ever museum solo show at Posterhouse: The Museum of Poster Art. It’s open now until April
posterhouse.org/exhibition/u...
posterhouse.org/exhibition/u...
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meeting italians, etc.:
how do you do,
how do you do,
November 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
meeting italians, etc.:
how do you do,
how do you do,
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Gotta love how Jon Karl and ABC News had this graphic ready to go *the very moment* that Hassett rolled out his Walmart anecdote.
November 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Gotta love how Jon Karl and ABC News had this graphic ready to go *the very moment* that Hassett rolled out his Walmart anecdote.
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loving the idea of freelance private security firms reaching out proactively to people to tell them they're getting death threats on the internet
No one should have to face such threats.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
November 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
loving the idea of freelance private security firms reaching out proactively to people to tell them they're getting death threats on the internet
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Can't even crime in daytime anymore. 😮💨
June 13, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Can't even crime in daytime anymore. 😮💨
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Never going to taco bell on crime night again.
June 12, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Never going to taco bell on crime night again.
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DAMN I love pistachios and guillotining the nobility thank you France
Today is Sextidi the 26th of Brumaire in the year 234.
Brumaire is the month of mist.
Today we celebrate pistachios.#JacobinDay
More information on pistachios
Brumaire is the month of mist.
Today we celebrate pistachios.#JacobinDay
More information on pistachios
November 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
DAMN I love pistachios and guillotining the nobility thank you France
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Man Ray's '38 Adler and 41 Graham Hollywood
August 31, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Man Ray's '38 Adler and 41 Graham Hollywood
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i dont trust this mfer😒
November 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
i dont trust this mfer😒
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A snake crawled out of the grass. “If Toad looks funny in his bathing suit,” said the snake, “then I, for one, want to see him.”
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
A snake crawled out of the grass. “If Toad looks funny in his bathing suit,” said the snake, “then I, for one, want to see him.”