Eateth Pilaf
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They need all protestors to be paid operatives because they cannot abide the possibility that somewhere in the world, people sincerely believe in standing up for others. It isn’t enough that they’ve chased all moral virtue from their own hearts. They want a world where no virtue exists in anyone.
Trump on Renee Good: "When she was shot, there was another woman that was screaming 'Shame. Shame Shame Shame.' So loud. Like a professional opera singer. She was so loud. And so professional. She wasn't a woman that was hurt like, 'Oh my heart is injured.' She was a professional."
January 21, 2026 at 12:44 AM
They need all protestors to be paid operatives because they cannot abide the possibility that somewhere in the world, people sincerely believe in standing up for others. It isn’t enough that they’ve chased all moral virtue from their own hearts. They want a world where no virtue exists in anyone.
going full dante alighieri. creating a hell in my mind where ICE and this administration and its media enablers and passive democrats can be subject to ironic tortures
January 20, 2026 at 11:57 PM
going full dante alighieri. creating a hell in my mind where ICE and this administration and its media enablers and passive democrats can be subject to ironic tortures
"If you feel like you're alone
No, no, no, you are not alone"
-R.E.M., Everybody Hurts
No, no, no, you are not alone"
-R.E.M., Everybody Hurts
January 20, 2026 at 11:42 PM
"If you feel like you're alone
No, no, no, you are not alone"
-R.E.M., Everybody Hurts
No, no, no, you are not alone"
-R.E.M., Everybody Hurts
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Boston, 1636: Edward Palmer is employed to build the stocks. He presents a bill thought to be exorbitant. He is fined five pounds and placed in the stocks.
Those who furnish the tools of oppression enjoy no immunity from them.
Those who furnish the tools of oppression enjoy no immunity from them.
April 16, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Boston, 1636: Edward Palmer is employed to build the stocks. He presents a bill thought to be exorbitant. He is fined five pounds and placed in the stocks.
Those who furnish the tools of oppression enjoy no immunity from them.
Those who furnish the tools of oppression enjoy no immunity from them.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
tool
velvet revolver
salt-n-pepa
tori amos
ween
tool
velvet revolver
salt-n-pepa
tori amos
ween
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
dead and co
daft punk
justice
the mars volta
fall of troy/the number 12 looks like you co-billing (this one is telling)
dead and co
daft punk
justice
the mars volta
fall of troy/the number 12 looks like you co-billing (this one is telling)
Corrosion of Conformity
Doc Watson
Public Enemy
Wayne Shorter
Gyuto Monks Tantric Choir
Doc Watson
Public Enemy
Wayne Shorter
Gyuto Monks Tantric Choir
January 20, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
tool
velvet revolver
salt-n-pepa
tori amos
ween
tool
velvet revolver
salt-n-pepa
tori amos
ween
shockingly prescient
January 20, 2026 at 5:58 PM
shockingly prescient
did they pull this from the SAclopedia?
January 20, 2026 at 3:54 AM
did they pull this from the SAclopedia?
in arc raiders i was extracting, someone dropped a recorder for me. picked it up and started playing, they pulled out a guitar. our playing synced up. then a third joined, pulled out a recorder, and joined at a higher register. very cool
January 20, 2026 at 3:03 AM
in arc raiders i was extracting, someone dropped a recorder for me. picked it up and started playing, they pulled out a guitar. our playing synced up. then a third joined, pulled out a recorder, and joined at a higher register. very cool
double, double mix-a-lot's in trouble:
fire burn, beg for that bubble.
fire burn, beg for that bubble.
January 19, 2026 at 11:44 PM
double, double mix-a-lot's in trouble:
fire burn, beg for that bubble.
fire burn, beg for that bubble.
i've seen labyrinth, that's a baby firey
Apparently it’s a living animal and not a bad taxidermy.
(Picture from Duke Lemur Center)
(Picture from Duke Lemur Center)
January 19, 2026 at 10:25 PM
i've seen labyrinth, that's a baby firey
poem for an ice agent
someday you are going
to want to eat your gun
and nobody will be there
to help you put it down
someday you are going
to want to eat your gun
and nobody will be there
to help you put it down
January 19, 2026 at 10:22 PM
poem for an ice agent
someday you are going
to want to eat your gun
and nobody will be there
to help you put it down
someday you are going
to want to eat your gun
and nobody will be there
to help you put it down
"If America does not respond creatively to the challenge to banish racism, some future historian will have to say, that a great civilization died because it lacked the soul and commitment to make justice a reality for all men."
-MLK Jr., The Three Evils of Society
-MLK Jr., The Three Evils of Society
January 19, 2026 at 3:52 PM
"If America does not respond creatively to the challenge to banish racism, some future historian will have to say, that a great civilization died because it lacked the soul and commitment to make justice a reality for all men."
-MLK Jr., The Three Evils of Society
-MLK Jr., The Three Evils of Society
watching saw x aka how jigsaw got his groove back
January 19, 2026 at 7:51 AM
watching saw x aka how jigsaw got his groove back
it shouldn't be happening to anyone, but going after the hmong people is such a betrayal that it lays bare that ICE is a white supremacist terror squad
January 19, 2026 at 6:05 AM
it shouldn't be happening to anyone, but going after the hmong people is such a betrayal that it lays bare that ICE is a white supremacist terror squad
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I don't really get memes
April 15, 2024 at 2:15 PM
I don't really get memes
January 19, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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Why was it called Return of the Jedi and not Cool Hand, Luke?
October 24, 2023 at 7:29 PM
Why was it called Return of the Jedi and not Cool Hand, Luke?
re: that pastor who is also an ICE director
“No man can serve two masters; for either he will hate the one and love the other, or else he will hold to the one and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon."
Matthew 6:24
“No man can serve two masters; for either he will hate the one and love the other, or else he will hold to the one and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon."
Matthew 6:24
January 19, 2026 at 12:40 AM
re: that pastor who is also an ICE director
“No man can serve two masters; for either he will hate the one and love the other, or else he will hold to the one and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon."
Matthew 6:24
“No man can serve two masters; for either he will hate the one and love the other, or else he will hold to the one and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon."
Matthew 6:24
she absolutely nails that line
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnf5...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnf5...
January 18, 2026 at 11:39 PM
she absolutely nails that line
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnf5...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnf5...
oedipus, after hearing that he will kill his father and marry his mother: guess i'll kill this stranger and marry this woman i'm sure i've never met
oedipus' friend: couldn't you just not kill anyone and never get married?
oedipus: whoops
oedipus' friend: couldn't you just not kill anyone and never get married?
oedipus: whoops
January 18, 2026 at 6:58 PM
oedipus, after hearing that he will kill his father and marry his mother: guess i'll kill this stranger and marry this woman i'm sure i've never met
oedipus' friend: couldn't you just not kill anyone and never get married?
oedipus: whoops
oedipus' friend: couldn't you just not kill anyone and never get married?
oedipus: whoops
issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the american lawyer WILLSTANCIL. you do, under these circumstances, "gotta hand it to him"
January 18, 2026 at 6:41 PM
issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the american lawyer WILLSTANCIL. you do, under these circumstances, "gotta hand it to him"
i open a tube of burt's bees and am swarmed by hundreds of bees. not sure what i was expecting
January 18, 2026 at 9:33 AM
i open a tube of burt's bees and am swarmed by hundreds of bees. not sure what i was expecting
also want to recommend the book Treason. would love to see a tv adaptation
I know Orson Scott Card is a shit, but Unaccompanied Sonata and Other Stories is one of the best short story sci-fi/horror collections I have ever read
January 18, 2026 at 9:31 AM
also want to recommend the book Treason. would love to see a tv adaptation
my mood board is just a charcuterie board
January 18, 2026 at 9:27 AM
my mood board is just a charcuterie board