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the only appropriate reaction to having ra rugged man at your door
November 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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it was a different time
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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great idea
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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i've been waiting for this tech my entire life
A screengrab from The Simpsons. Milhouse's mom, Luann, is on a purple couch in a transparent "suit" full of bubbling water. She is saying: "I'm sorry I can't hear you, son. I'm wearing a jacuzzi suit."
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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weyes blood - it's not just me, it's everybody
November 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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please use responsibly
November 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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yeah, they're called ICE
A news story by Dell Cameron and Caroline Haskins. The headlines says: "FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE, Urges Agents to ID Themselves" The subhead says: "In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE's image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes"
November 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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A screenshot from the Simpsons. The popular meme where Lisa comes into Homer and Marge's bedroom at night pulling Bart in a wagon and says "Mom, dad, wake up, Bart's dead!" and they wake up shocked and Bart sits up and in the normal clip he says "That's right, dead serious about going to Itchy and Scratchy land." I have altered it to have Bart saying "That's right -- dead"
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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when i join my cat on the big beanbed and she immediately walks away looking for treats
November 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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preloaded europa universalis v and just staring at it in my steam library
November 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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A screenshot of mailman Cliff Clavin from Cheers, who is often a know-it-all but frequently spouts misinformation.
November 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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[actually offended] i most certainly did not!
A response from a Google search for the phrase "grisly ghouls from every tomb." The response says: "Did you mean: grizzly ghouls from every tomb."
October 31, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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not sure what's up with this year's cursed videotape
October 31, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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nearly an hour and twenty minutes into 'joe versus the volcano'
A panel from The Simpsons. Nelson, Lisa, Milhouse, and Bart are sitting on the floor. They are watching the new "improved" Itchy & Scratchy. Milhouse says, "When are they going to get to the volcano? ( sobbing )"
October 31, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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A three panel meme of the scene in LOTR when Eowyn confronts the Witch King. Panel 1: The Witch King and his gaping helmet. He is saying "Hollaaaaa!!" Panel 2: Eowyn removing her helmet and saying, "I am no hollaback girl." Panel 3: Eowyn stabbing the Witch King in his stupid face.
October 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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A still from The Simpsons with Moe saying mockingly, "L'appel du vide? Hey, fellas, l'appel du vide. Ooh, la-di-da, Mr. French Man." A still from The Simpsons with Homer responding to Moe with: "What do you call it?" A still from The Simpsons with Moe responding to Homer, saying, "High places phenomenon"
October 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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firmly in the "a-doy" category
A news article that says: "Apple just pulled the plug on the AI hype. Here's what their shocking study found." "New research reveals that today's 'reasoning' models aren't thinking at all. They're just sophisticated pattern-matchers that completely break down when things get tough."
October 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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my god! it's like some of you never took middle school hygiene. you never saw the propaganda film
A still frame from the Futurama episode "I Dated a Robot." It is orange italic text outlined in red. It reads: DON'T DATE ROBOTS!
October 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
Vincenzo Peruggia, the man who stole the Mona Lisa from The Louvre in 1911.
October 20, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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can't directly, have a driveby
A beautiful cat, black and white and grey, curled up like a nautilus, her paws outstretched, laying amidst a grey blanket, looking like a Renaissance painting.
October 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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computer, enhance
my god...
lyrics to the song 'Scatman' by Scatman John. They go: "I'm the Scatman, Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub..." A zoom in on the lyrics to Scatman John's song Scatman. It says: "Ski-bi di"
October 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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spoiler alert for a 10 year old film
Supernintendo Chalmers in The Simpsons during the steamed hams sketch sitting at Principal Skinner's dining table and holding up a hamburger. The caption reads: "Yes, and you call the second movie maze runner despite the fact they left the maze in the first film."
October 15, 2025 at 4:43 AM