Eateth Pilaf
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second bubba on the grassy knoll
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 AM
second bubba on the grassy knoll
i have never been more certain of being on the right side of history on this matter. there have been few moments in my life when that has happened. the us admin is festering and has to be torn out root and stem
the current us fascist administration is conducting terrorist operations on its own people. that's just a statement of what is happening. the admin's thug army of malcontents and racists will fall apart, and i welcome their tears when they have to face justice
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 AM
i have never been more certain of being on the right side of history on this matter. there have been few moments in my life when that has happened. the us admin is festering and has to be torn out root and stem
my seduction of laura linney begins with in-depth questions about the film 'congo'
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 AM
my seduction of laura linney begins with in-depth questions about the film 'congo'
my (46M) digital simulacrums (1F, 0.5M, 3F, 2.7F, 4M) have unionized
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
my (46M) digital simulacrums (1F, 0.5M, 3F, 2.7F, 4M) have unionized
word to the Ys, look out for Z
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
word to the Ys, look out for Z
this guy keeps coming up
timothy mellon is the grandson of andrew mellon, US secretary of treasury from 1921-1932. in "hard times" congressman c. wright putnam says of andrew mellon, in regards to the bonus army march: "Andrew Mellon was opposed to any payment. He said it would unbalance the budget."
A Mellon, at that. Remember that yesterday's oligarchs are today's too.
November 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
this guy keeps coming up
peeking my interest. piquing my interest. peaking my interest
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
peeking my interest. piquing my interest. peaking my interest
i once explained my intrusive thoughts to a friend and i said 'isn't it like that for everyone?' and she had to patiently explain that, no, it definitely isn't
I feel like intrusive thoughts entered the mainstream pop psychology lingo. Everything's an intrusive thought. Y'all really be having intrusive thoughts like we have them with disorders?
November 14, 2025 at 11:58 AM
i once explained my intrusive thoughts to a friend and i said 'isn't it like that for everyone?' and she had to patiently explain that, no, it definitely isn't
tired: piss tape is real
wired: donnie/bubba blowjob pic is real
wired: donnie/bubba blowjob pic is real
November 14, 2025 at 11:48 AM
tired: piss tape is real
wired: donnie/bubba blowjob pic is real
wired: donnie/bubba blowjob pic is real
'our monarchist crypto-catholic vp loves the nazi billionaire's propaganda engine' sounds like a smear from the 1930s but it is 100% truth in 2025
November 14, 2025 at 11:19 AM
'our monarchist crypto-catholic vp loves the nazi billionaire's propaganda engine' sounds like a smear from the 1930s but it is 100% truth in 2025
for some reason i'm especially offended by gen-AI comic strips. it's such a beginner-friendly medium. give me stick figures like 'xkcd.' use copy-pasted pics like 'get your war on' or 'dinosaur comics.' there's no reason to make a grotesque chimera of other artists' work
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 AM
for some reason i'm especially offended by gen-AI comic strips. it's such a beginner-friendly medium. give me stick figures like 'xkcd.' use copy-pasted pics like 'get your war on' or 'dinosaur comics.' there's no reason to make a grotesque chimera of other artists' work
the angel on my shoulder appears. he looks different today. then i see he's got a little devil on his shoulder. and on that devil's shoulder a smaller angel. i squint, expecting a devil but instead it's a pirate. and on that pirate's shoulder is, you guessed it, pro hockey player howie morenz
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 AM
the angel on my shoulder appears. he looks different today. then i see he's got a little devil on his shoulder. and on that devil's shoulder a smaller angel. i squint, expecting a devil but instead it's a pirate. and on that pirate's shoulder is, you guessed it, pro hockey player howie morenz
the end of every episode of bones i watch is like this
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
the end of every episode of bones i watch is like this
europa universalis v so far is very good at getting you to understand things like why the nobles suck (the cost of court is out of control), why the clergy suck (you can't even tax them for years and years), why the burgers suck (they demanded 100% of my market share and still can't earn a buck)
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
europa universalis v so far is very good at getting you to understand things like why the nobles suck (the cost of court is out of control), why the clergy suck (you can't even tax them for years and years), why the burgers suck (they demanded 100% of my market share and still can't earn a buck)
i will never forgot the phrase 'pajama jammy-jam' from house party 2. it will probably be the last phrase i utter on my deathbed, inspiring a reporter present down a kid n play rabbit hole
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
i will never forgot the phrase 'pajama jammy-jam' from house party 2. it will probably be the last phrase i utter on my deathbed, inspiring a reporter present down a kid n play rabbit hole
still holds up, unfortunately
November 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
still holds up, unfortunately
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We just started the song and already we're dealing with the theological implications of a steamboat going to Hell?
May 24, 2024 at 5:47 PM
We just started the song and already we're dealing with the theological implications of a steamboat going to Hell?
i think they're just giving trump a spoonful of peanut butter before his public appearances and dubbing in whatever nonsense AI spits out. pretty soon he's gonna sound like matthew mcconaughey
November 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
i think they're just giving trump a spoonful of peanut butter before his public appearances and dubbing in whatever nonsense AI spits out. pretty soon he's gonna sound like matthew mcconaughey
google today, seeing the 'don't be evil' motto: they got this thing all wrong [crosses out 'don't']
“Google wanted to ‘not be evil’ back in the day. Well, they're evil now”
www.404media.co/google-has-c...
www.404media.co/google-has-c...
Google Has Chosen a Side in Trump's Mass Deportation Effort
Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable gr...
www.404media.co
November 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
google today, seeing the 'don't be evil' motto: they got this thing all wrong [crosses out 'don't']
i bet 3 or 4 beanie babies could eat a full grown labubu
November 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
i bet 3 or 4 beanie babies could eat a full grown labubu
never get in a limbo competition with megyn kelly. no matter how low you think you can go, she can always go lower
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
never get in a limbo competition with megyn kelly. no matter how low you think you can go, she can always go lower
the current us fascist administration is conducting terrorist operations on its own people. that's just a statement of what is happening. the admin's thug army of malcontents and racists will fall apart, and i welcome their tears when they have to face justice
November 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
the current us fascist administration is conducting terrorist operations on its own people. that's just a statement of what is happening. the admin's thug army of malcontents and racists will fall apart, and i welcome their tears when they have to face justice