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Reverend Doktor Doctor Phill
@revdrdrphill.bsky.social
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union man, comics lover, subgenius, 2 fake doctorates and one real ordainment. available for weddings, he/him/fat. Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others. avatar by @apelad 370630 (i will steal your image and post it with alt text)
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on cinema: pope leo
Cultural facilities, such as cinemas and theaters, are the beating hearts of our communities because they contribute to making them more human. If a city is alive, it is thanks in part to its cultural spaces. We must inhabit these spaces and build relationships within them, day after day. Nonetheless, cinemas are experiencing a troubling decline, with many being removed from cities and neighborhoods. More than a few people are saying that the art of cinema and the cinematic experience are in danger. I urge institutions not to give up but to cooperate in affirming the social and cultural value of this activity. The logic of algorithms tends to repeat what "works," but art opens up what is possible. Not everything has to be immediate or predictable. Defend slowness when it serves a purpose, silence when it speaks and difference when evocative. Beauty is not just a means of escape; it is, above all, an invocation. When cinema is authentic, it does not merely console but challenges. It articulates the questions that dwell within us and sometimes even provokes tears that we did not know we needed to express.
November 17, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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okay but how does aging film do this
the same shot of mufasa smiling, his mouth has a different expression on the bluray as opposed to the 35mm
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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If you see this, post a record cover with a motor vehicle on it.
the cover of Joe Piscopo - New Jersey (1985) joe piscopo is wearing creased jeans a white polo and a leather jacket, and standing on the side of the highway as cars rush behind him. on the other side of the road is a refinery. i've never listened to it but apparently john zorn appears on it, presumably playing saxophone
November 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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two followers in one day with under two posts, both with profiles that mention fatherhood and golf? one i could let slide but with two they're both getting blocked
screencap of a bsky profile: 32 followers 1.2k following 0 posts Father...Golf, football and basketball. No MAGA, Porn or bots....
November 4, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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happy halloween! 🎃
bearded guy in cheap dracula cape and enormous expanse of orange jack o' lantern shirt with colored lights behind me. I'm not looking at the camera bearded guy in cheap dracula cape and enormous expanse of orange jack o' lantern shirt with colored lights behind me. I'm looking at the camera
November 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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and it's only steps away from the donald c tillman water reclamation plant, as seen in star trek among other things
donald c tillman water reclamation plant, as seen in star trek among other things
October 26, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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if you see this post a Frankenstein

#frankensky
the nose of dick briefer's frankenstein started off in a relatively standard location as time went on, dick briefer's frankenstein became much more cartoony and his nose rose almost to his forehead
October 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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holy shit. "eventually, musk realized that pop-tarts were best enjoyed toasted".
Eventually, Musk realized that Pop-Tarts were best enjoyed toasted. So he opened a package and put two of them into the toaster, Thompson said. Only Musk made the rookie mistake of inserting the pastries horizontally, rather than vertically. When they popped back up, he had to stick his fingers into the toaster to grab his breakfast. This was a problem, and at about six in the morning Musk proceeded to scream, at full volume, "Fuck, it burns! Fuck, it burns!" Two older ladies at the front desk, nearby, watched in mortified silence.
October 24, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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this seems to be the relevant photo
lainie kazan wearing a short white dress (maybe it's just a top) made of linked metal or plastic discs and nothing else
October 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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he looked familiar but I definitely had to look him up muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Baskerv...
baskerville the hound and rowlf the dog dressed as holmes and watson, or possibly they're both holmes
October 22, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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if you don't include alt text I will steal your image
The boomer generation only needed 306 hours of minimum wage work in order to pay for 4 years of public college. Millennials needed 4,459. Gen Z needs 6,200. The economy is rigged.
October 16, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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repost with alt text
MY THOUGHTS ON THE RIYADH COMEDY FESTIVAL I've been asked for my opinion on the Riyadh Comedy Festival and rather than answer the same question 23 times, I'll just put this out here. Oh, and I should preface this with the fact that I was not offered the gig but it should go without saying that there's not enough money for me to help these depraved, awful people put a "fun face" on their crimes against humanity. Here goes: What do you think I think? I am disgusted, and deeply disappointed in this whole gross thing. That people I admire, with unarguable talent, would condone this totalitarian fiefdom for...what, a fourth house? A boat? More sneakers? We can never again take seriously anything these comedians complain about (unless it's complaining that we don't support enough torture and mass executions of journalists and LGBQT peace activists here in the states, or that we don't terrorize enough Americans by flying planes into our buildings). I mean that's it; you have a funny bit about how you don't like Yankee Candles or airport lounges? Okay great, but you're cool with murder and/or the public caning of women who were raped, and by having the audacity to be raped, were guilty of "engaging in adultery"? Got any bits on that? These are some of my HEROES! Now look, some of you folks don't stand for anything so you don't have any credibility to lose, but my god, Dave and Louie and Bill, and Jim? Clearly you guys don't give a shit about what the rest of us think, but how can any of us take any of you seriously ever again? All of your bitching about "cancel culture" and "freedom of speech" and all that shit? Done. You don't get to talk about it ever again. By now we've all seen the contract you had to sign. You're performing for literally, the most oppressive regime on earth. They have SLAVES for fuck's sake!!! I don't understand how being rich can make someone such a whore. Poor people desperate to improve their (or their families lives), sure. Still not acceptable but I can understand the desperation to put food on the table. But this? I mean, it's not like this is some commercial for a wireless service or a betting app. This is truly the definition of "blood money". You might as well do commercials for Lockheed Martin or Zyklon B. Holy shit, I remember the backlash I got for appearing in Alvin and the Chipmunks! You would've thought that I had taken money from a bunch of people responsible for funding Al Qaeda! Unless you open your sets with, "This is dedicated to all of the widows and widowers and kids orphaned by this bloodthirsty oppressive regime especially from the zany shenanigans on 9/11. Never Forget Motherfuckers! Alright, so it's great to be here. I'm gonna be killing it tonight! But in the good way! Straight up. No MbS." then your hypocrisy will never not be noted. -David P.S for anyone who wants to actually spend their money on something worthwhile, the Human Rights Foundation does amazing work. Learn more and donate at https://hrf.org
September 30, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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now with alt text
Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump + Self proclaimed New York City Communist, Zohran Mamdani, who is running for Mayor, will prove to be one of the best things to ever happen to our great Republican Party. He is going to have problems with Washington like no Mayor in the history of our once great City. Remember, he needs the money from me, as President, in order to fulfill all of his FAKE Communist promises. He won't be getting any of it, so what's the point of voting for him? This ideology has failed, always, for thousands of years. It will fail again, and that's guaranteed! President DJT 566 ReTruths 1.87k Likes 9/29/25, 8:43 AM
September 30, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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full alt text
top text reads: SKIPPY and HELLMANN'S Together Tremendous! Peanut butter and mayonnaise...a brand new flavor promise! Skippy and Hellmann's together make any sandwich taste doubly delicious! Great plain... or be fancy and add whatever you like! Hellmann's is real mayonnaise! Delicate, but with a subtle flavor all its own. Skippy is fresh peanut butter! Full of roasted, whole-peanut goodness. Skippy and Hellmann's... together tremendous! labels on jars read: SKIPPY Creamy PEANUT BUTTER HELLMANN'S MAYONNAISE REAL BEST FOODS text in image reads: Team up America's favorite peanut butter and mayonnaise-plain or fancy recipes below image: 1. double crunch For a sandwich that really swings, add crisp bacon strips and Fanning's Bread & Butter Pickles to your Hellmann's and Skippy 2. pineapple topper Scrumptious for supper! Super for snacks! Peanut butter and mayonnaise - a welcome flavor contrast for fruits, like canned or fresh pineapple. 3. apple fandango Deliciously daring! Creamy-smooth Skippy and Hellmano's Real Mayonnaise with sliced apples and marmalade! 4. crazy combo Man-sized pleaser! Hellmann's and Skippy with a trio of salami, onions, and sliced eggs! Don't argue... just try it! 5. funny face Irresistible! Skippy-Hellmann's sandwich face, flavored with raisin and carrot features! 6. lunchbox special Happy new hunchbox surprise for all the family! The basic combination is a real "natural" as is, or use as a base for your favorite fancy fixings.
September 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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1979 lord of the rings calendar
September 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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although there is a character limit
(continued from previous image) From the very beginning, Ben and I believed that our values and the pursuit of justice were more important than the company itself. If the company couldn't stand up for the things we believed, then it wasn't worth being a company at all. It was always about more than just ice cream; it was a way to spread love and invite others into the fight for equity, justice and a better world. Coming to the conclusion that this is no longer possible at Ben & Jerry's means I can no longer remain part of Ben & Jerry's. If I can't carry those values forward inside the company today, then I will carry them forward outside, with all the love and conviction I can. With love, Jerry
September 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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alt text isn't that difficult
To the Ben & Jerry's Community: It's with a broken heart that I've decided I can no longer, in good conscience, and after 47 years, remain an employee of Ben & Jerry's. I am resigning from the company Ben and I started back in 1978. This is one of the hardest and most painful decisions I've ever made. This isn't because I've lost my love for the people at Ben & Jerry's. Quite the opposite. The folks who show up every day in our factories, scoop shops, and offices are some of the most passionate, caring, and values-driven people you'll ever meet. They are the soul of Ben & Jerry's. What has made their work so important to me, and what allowed the company to be more than just an ice cream company, was the independence to pursue our values, which was guaranteed when Unilever bought the company. For more than twenty years under their ownership, Ben & Jerry's stood up and spoke out in support of peace, justice, and human rights, not as abstract concepts, but in relation to real events happening in our world. independence existed in no small part because of the unique merger agreement Ben and I negotiated with Unilever, one that enshrined our social mission and values in the company's governance structure in perpetuity. It's profoundly disappointing to come to the conclusion that that independence, the very basis of our sale to Unilever, is gone. And it's happening at a time when our country's current administration is attacking civil rights, voting rights, the rights of immigrants, women, and the LGBTQ community. Standing up for the values of justice, equity, and our shared humanity has never been more important, and yet Ben & Jerry's has been silenced, sidelined for fear of upsetting those in power. It's easy to stand up and speak out when there's nothing at risk. The real test of values is when times are challenging and you have something to lose. Love, equity, justice. They're part of who Ben and I are, and they've always been the true foundation of Ben & Jerry's…
September 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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pretty sure that's a piece of paper
mr doodle pouring doodle water into his teacup
September 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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i think maybe i prefer this one
another fake festival poster, this one has a neat multicolor background. the lineup is: Haunted House Friendly Ghost Hole In Roof Ghost Attack Climb Around Chimney Move To Space Wind Storm Trap Door Drop Down Spider Scare Happy Ghost Broken Shutter Hidden Passageway Broken Windows Second Floor Short Cut & Go Up Stairs Open Window Tree Ghoul Fall In Hole Monster In The Cellar
September 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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i would go to this festival
a fake music festival poster. the line up is: Haunted House Friendly Ghost Hole In Roof Ghost Attack Climb Around Chimney Move To Space Wind Storm Trap Door Drop Down Spider Scare Happy Ghost Broken Shutter Hidden Passageway Broken Windows Second Floor Short Cut & Go Up Stairs Open Window Tree Ghoul Fall In Hole Monster In The Cellar
September 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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what do you call it when you hoard tv shows but rarely get around to watching them
bar showing 11.2 tb used, 9.7 tb free screencap showing i have 264 tv shows on my server...
September 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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one astronaut says "supreme court sucks now?" another astronaut, pointing a gun at the first says "always has"
September 10, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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post a random picture or else everything will go wrong in september
craig robinson on stage at the hollywood bowl
September 1, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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oh man you ever read the @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social book? good stuff.
a book cover that resembles a little golden book with an illustration of a cute dog in a bowler sitting on a cork board with evidence, strings, pins etc. the title is: inspector pancakes helps the president of france* *solve the white orchid murders
August 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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escape from the mindmaster from starpath (formerly arcadia) a creepy green alien guy with an orange maze on his head
August 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM