RandomRich
@randomrich.bsky.social
Interventional Radiographer in Manchester. Occasional climber, badminton player and attempting padel; good beer, good food; ⚽#LFC, 🏈#Eagles.
#Manchester #Monton
#Manchester #Monton
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My prefered 11 for today's game
November 30, 2025 at 10:09 AM
My prefered 11 for today's game
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Hello and welcome to Assumptions Club. I think we all know why we’re here.
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Hello and welcome to Assumptions Club. I think we all know why we’re here.
30 years since I last saw them at Rock City, I'm going to see @radiohead.wastehq.social tonight.
a baby is standing in the water without a shirt on .
Alt: A very excited baby - but not as excited as me.
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 AM
30 years since I last saw them at Rock City, I'm going to see @radiohead.wastehq.social tonight.
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Messages from school to my parents in the 90s: Fill in the slip at the bottom & bring in £2 for the trip to the zoo
Messages from school now: Your child's exam schedule is on Zoop, login via the LernPortal to access it, the results will be on HoneyTree, their homework is on Zappp & NumberHub
Messages from school now: Your child's exam schedule is on Zoop, login via the LernPortal to access it, the results will be on HoneyTree, their homework is on Zappp & NumberHub
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Messages from school to my parents in the 90s: Fill in the slip at the bottom & bring in £2 for the trip to the zoo
Messages from school now: Your child's exam schedule is on Zoop, login via the LernPortal to access it, the results will be on HoneyTree, their homework is on Zappp & NumberHub
Messages from school now: Your child's exam schedule is on Zoop, login via the LernPortal to access it, the results will be on HoneyTree, their homework is on Zappp & NumberHub
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Happy 60th to the best noise maker youtu.be/BFQPNApwJGU?...
The Sugarcubes - Birthday (English)
YouTube video by björk
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November 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Happy 60th to the best noise maker youtu.be/BFQPNApwJGU?...
I think the bar I'm in might be 'trendy' everyone has mullets and moustaches.
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I think the bar I'm in might be 'trendy' everyone has mullets and moustaches.
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Stop putting Christmas decorations up before December you maniacs
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Stop putting Christmas decorations up before December you maniacs
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Meanwhile... we could have seen this coming:
Medical bodies warn that hostility towards migrants is behind a 26% rise in departures that imperils NHS
> Overseas-trained doctors leaving the UK in record numbers
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
Medical bodies warn that hostility towards migrants is behind a 26% rise in departures that imperils NHS
> Overseas-trained doctors leaving the UK in record numbers
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
Overseas-trained doctors leaving the UK in record numbers
Medical bodies warn that hostility towards migrants is behind a 26% rise in departures last year that imperils NHS
www.theguardian.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Meanwhile... we could have seen this coming:
Medical bodies warn that hostility towards migrants is behind a 26% rise in departures that imperils NHS
> Overseas-trained doctors leaving the UK in record numbers
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
Medical bodies warn that hostility towards migrants is behind a 26% rise in departures that imperils NHS
> Overseas-trained doctors leaving the UK in record numbers
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
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Everything Ronaldo does seems designed to further enhance the legacy of Lionel Messi.
November 20, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Everything Ronaldo does seems designed to further enhance the legacy of Lionel Messi.
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I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
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"I hear you're Radio 1-lite now, 6 Music?"
I had to listen to Radio Bloke and put up with Polly Perky this morning instead, just to hear some guitars.
I had to listen to Radio Bloke and put up with Polly Perky this morning instead, just to hear some guitars.
November 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
"I hear you're Radio 1-lite now, 6 Music?"
I had to listen to Radio Bloke and put up with Polly Perky this morning instead, just to hear some guitars.
I had to listen to Radio Bloke and put up with Polly Perky this morning instead, just to hear some guitars.
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If they don't call this the Quorn Laws then the country truly is gone.
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
If they don't call this the Quorn Laws then the country truly is gone.
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We're sorry to bother you at a time like this, Mrs Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then.
#PoliceSquad
#PoliceSquad
October 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
We're sorry to bother you at a time like this, Mrs Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then.
#PoliceSquad
#PoliceSquad
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The origin of this story is hilarious: the MoD accidentally revealed the locations of new munitions factories because they tried to redact a PDF by *highlighting the secret bits in black*, meaning you could still copy and paste all the original text.
MoD identifies possible UK sites for making explosives and ammunition
MoD identifies possible UK sites for making explosives and ammunition
Disused refineries and chemical plants considered as part of a multibillion-pound investment in defence
Defence officials have identified at least a dozen disused oil refineries and chemical plants as possible sites to make explosives and ammunition, including Grangemouth, Southampton and Teesside.
The Ministry of Defence has been scouring Britain for places to build at least six new munitions factories as part of a £6bn programme to increase its supplies as part of a Nato-wide rearmament push. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:34 AM
The origin of this story is hilarious: the MoD accidentally revealed the locations of new munitions factories because they tried to redact a PDF by *highlighting the secret bits in black*, meaning you could still copy and paste all the original text.
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The main question I have for Labour is, what will you do when the polls don’t improve for you after this?
November 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The main question I have for Labour is, what will you do when the polls don’t improve for you after this?
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Oh cool, indentured servitude. Legally recognised throughout the democratic world as a form of unfree labour aka slavery. Also literally how the people traffickers that this legislation is supposedly meant to stop imprison their victims.
Watching the Mahmood announcement and debate. Tory backbencher (Karen Bradley) suggests putting refugees into debt and making them repay during the rest of their lives. Mahmood says she’ll think about it.
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Oh cool, indentured servitude. Legally recognised throughout the democratic world as a form of unfree labour aka slavery. Also literally how the people traffickers that this legislation is supposedly meant to stop imprison their victims.
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People are probably calling Labour racist because Labour keep being racist. If they want to stop being called racist they should stop doing racist things.
November 17, 2025 at 10:14 AM
People are probably calling Labour racist because Labour keep being racist. If they want to stop being called racist they should stop doing racist things.
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Labour policy is being celebrated by Tommy Robinson.
That's it.
That's all you ever need to say to explain who Labour are.
That's it.
That's all you ever need to say to explain who Labour are.
November 16, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Labour policy is being celebrated by Tommy Robinson.
That's it.
That's all you ever need to say to explain who Labour are.
That's it.
That's all you ever need to say to explain who Labour are.
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Fun prank: Release 3 pigs numbered 1, 2 and 4 into a supermarket. Then when everyone's busy looking for pig 3, release pigs 5 to 807
November 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Fun prank: Release 3 pigs numbered 1, 2 and 4 into a supermarket. Then when everyone's busy looking for pig 3, release pigs 5 to 807
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Top tip: Seen a house you like but can't afford it? Just put up some flags on the nearest lampposts and watch the value plummet!
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Top tip: Seen a house you like but can't afford it? Just put up some flags on the nearest lampposts and watch the value plummet!
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Some miserable little prick was on R4 earlier saying how we should prostrate ourselves before that idiot in the white house and be humble over the Panorama thing.
Bollocks, tell the orange nonce to shove his lawsuit up his flabby incontinent fucking arsehole.
Bollocks, tell the orange nonce to shove his lawsuit up his flabby incontinent fucking arsehole.
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Some miserable little prick was on R4 earlier saying how we should prostrate ourselves before that idiot in the white house and be humble over the Panorama thing.
Bollocks, tell the orange nonce to shove his lawsuit up his flabby incontinent fucking arsehole.
Bollocks, tell the orange nonce to shove his lawsuit up his flabby incontinent fucking arsehole.
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For the briefest of moments, it looked like there was going to a moment of honesty. But apparently that involved too much courage. So now it's death by cowardice.
November 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
For the briefest of moments, it looked like there was going to a moment of honesty. But apparently that involved too much courage. So now it's death by cowardice.
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Everything's better with googly eyes
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Everything's better with googly eyes
Today's finger on the pulse of culture moment: finding out they'd killed Bond off 🤷🏼♂️.
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Today's finger on the pulse of culture moment: finding out they'd killed Bond off 🤷🏼♂️.