Police Squad! (In Color)
@policesquad.bsky.social
A tribute to the tragically short-lived TV drama.
Not officially sanctioned in any way whatsoever.
Not officially sanctioned in any way whatsoever.
- I sent the note to the lab. They're demanding a million dollars.
- Why would the lab demand a million dollars?
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- Why would the lab demand a million dollars?
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November 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
- I sent the note to the lab. They're demanding a million dollars.
- Why would the lab demand a million dollars?
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- Why would the lab demand a million dollars?
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- Who are you, and how did you get in here?
- I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.
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- I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.
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November 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
- Who are you, and how did you get in here?
- I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.
#PoliceSquad #locksmith
- I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.
#PoliceSquad #locksmith
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
See the girl over there? When she leaves, put a tail on her
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November 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
See the girl over there? When she leaves, put a tail on her
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Police investigation involves meticulous attention to detail. The sound of a buoy or foghorn on the ransom tape led me to the lakefront, where interviews with severaI locals proved unsuccessfuI.
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November 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Police investigation involves meticulous attention to detail. The sound of a buoy or foghorn on the ransom tape led me to the lakefront, where interviews with severaI locals proved unsuccessfuI.
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Ed and I drove around for hours for no particular reason. We came up empty
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November 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Ed and I drove around for hours for no particular reason. We came up empty
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Watch carefully as I test fire this gun into these videotapes of Barbara Walters interviews
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November 4, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Watch carefully as I test fire this gun into these videotapes of Barbara Walters interviews
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- I lied. He never took me to the movies.
- Whaaat?
- I LIED. HE NEVER TOOK ME TO THE MOVIES
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- Whaaat?
- I LIED. HE NEVER TOOK ME TO THE MOVIES
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October 28, 2025 at 12:05 PM
- I lied. He never took me to the movies.
- Whaaat?
- I LIED. HE NEVER TOOK ME TO THE MOVIES
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- Whaaat?
- I LIED. HE NEVER TOOK ME TO THE MOVIES
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We're sorry to bother you at a time like this, Mrs Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then.
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October 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
We're sorry to bother you at a time like this, Mrs Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then.
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October 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Why don't you run along now, Katie, and next week I'll show you why women can't play professional football
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October 21, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Why don't you run along now, Katie, and next week I'll show you why women can't play professional football
#TheLab #PoliceSquad
#TheLab #PoliceSquad
- Is this some kind of bust?
- Yes, it's very impressive, but we'd just like to ask a few questions
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- Yes, it's very impressive, but we'd just like to ask a few questions
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October 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
- Is this some kind of bust?
- Yes, it's very impressive, but we'd just like to ask a few questions
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- Yes, it's very impressive, but we'd just like to ask a few questions
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I was driving home Mary, the boxer's wife, when I received an urgent call
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October 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I was driving home Mary, the boxer's wife, when I received an urgent call
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Tonight's Episode: Dead Men Don't Laugh
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October 14, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Tonight's Episode: Dead Men Don't Laugh
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Frank, the black and white is here
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October 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Frank, the black and white is here
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I try to put my past behind me, but every time I turn around, well, there's somebody there telling me who I am or where I've been
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October 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I try to put my past behind me, but every time I turn around, well, there's somebody there telling me who I am or where I've been
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About 10:00, Sally Decker dictated a formal statement
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October 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
About 10:00, Sally Decker dictated a formal statement
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October 5, 2025 at 10:10 AM
All he's ever known is the world of crime. This doesn't excuse what he does, but I think we understand him a little better.
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October 3, 2025 at 10:09 AM
All he's ever known is the world of crime. This doesn't excuse what he does, but I think we understand him a little better.
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I'd just come from the stockyards. We'd gotten reports that hundreds of cows had been senselessly slaughtered in the area. But I couldn't find any evidence. I stopped off for a hamburger and checked in with headquarters.
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September 30, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I'd just come from the stockyards. We'd gotten reports that hundreds of cows had been senselessly slaughtered in the area. But I couldn't find any evidence. I stopped off for a hamburger and checked in with headquarters.
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September 27, 2025 at 10:05 AM
September 25, 2025 at 10:04 AM
September 23, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Tonight's Episode - Terror In The Neighbourhood
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September 20, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Tonight's Episode - Terror In The Neighbourhood
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- So Billy, electrostatic particles are created by an imbalance of electrons. The resulting charge is what we scientists call static electricity
- Gee
- It's just like when your mom takes a dress out of the dryer, puts it on & it clings to every supple curve & soft, round... Hi, Frank
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- Gee
- It's just like when your mom takes a dress out of the dryer, puts it on & it clings to every supple curve & soft, round... Hi, Frank
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September 17, 2025 at 9:58 AM
- So Billy, electrostatic particles are created by an imbalance of electrons. The resulting charge is what we scientists call static electricity
- Gee
- It's just like when your mom takes a dress out of the dryer, puts it on & it clings to every supple curve & soft, round... Hi, Frank
#PoliceSquad
- Gee
- It's just like when your mom takes a dress out of the dryer, puts it on & it clings to every supple curve & soft, round... Hi, Frank
#PoliceSquad