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Police Squad! (In Color)
@policesquad.bsky.social
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A tribute to the tragically short-lived TV drama.
Not officially sanctioned in any way whatsoever.
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- You know anything about it
- Maybe I do, maybe I don't.
#PoliceSquad #WordOnTheStreet
December 2, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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But only as a limited time offer
November 30, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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- Al, get yourself a haircut. You look ridiculous.
- Sorry, Captain, I was just trying something different
#PoliceSquad
November 25, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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I was en route to Police Squad, when I got a call from Dispatch
#PoliceSquad
November 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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- I'd like to see the scene of the abduction.
- Sure, right here. The Abduction. Scene one, take three
#PoliceSquad
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
policesquad.bsky.social
- I sent the note to the lab. They're demanding a million dollars.
- Why would the lab demand a million dollars?
#PoliceSquad
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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- Who are you, and how did you get in here?
- I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.
#PoliceSquad #locksmith
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
policesquad.bsky.social
- What happened to your face?
- I ran into a fire sprinkler
#PoliceSquad
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
policesquad.bsky.social
See the girl over there? When she leaves, put a tail on her
#PoliceSquad
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Police investigation involves meticulous attention to detail. The sound of a buoy or foghorn on the ransom tape led me to the lakefront, where interviews with severaI locals proved unsuccessfuI.
#PoliceSquad
November 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Ed and I drove around for hours for no particular reason. We came up empty
#PoliceSquad
November 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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As you can see, it completely destroys the Burt Reynolds interview
#PoliceSquad
November 4, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Watch carefully as I test fire this gun into these videotapes of Barbara Walters interviews
#PoliceSquad
November 4, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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- I lied. He never took me to the movies.
- Whaaat?
- I LIED. HE NEVER TOOK ME TO THE MOVIES
#PoliceSquad
October 28, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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We're sorry to bother you at a time like this, Mrs Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then.
#PoliceSquad
October 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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A.N. Abandoned
Locksmith Shop
#PoliceSquad
October 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Why don't you run along now, Katie, and next week I'll show you why women can't play professional football
#TheLab #PoliceSquad
October 21, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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- Is this some kind of bust?
- Yes, it's very impressive, but we'd just like to ask a few questions
#PoliceSquad
October 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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I was driving home Mary, the boxer's wife, when I received an urgent call
#PoliceSquad
October 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Tonight's Episode: Dead Men Don't Laugh
#PoliceSquad
October 14, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Frank, the black and white is here
#PoliceSquad
October 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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I try to put my past behind me, but every time I turn around, well, there's somebody there telling me who I am or where I've been
#PoliceSquad
October 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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About 10:00, Sally Decker dictated a formal statement
#PoliceSquad
October 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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- All right, Luca, I've got a gun in your ribs.
- I'm not Luca and those aren't my ribs.
#PoliceSquad
October 5, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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All he's ever known is the world of crime. This doesn't excuse what he does, but I think we understand him a little better.
#PoliceSquad
October 3, 2025 at 10:09 AM