Keith Burge
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Keith Burge
@carryonkeith.bsky.social
Economic development professional, charity trustee, Shrewsbury (‘til I die) and ultra runner. On Instagram @carryonagainkeith
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Can you help an old man with food, water, a bed or your company? (Not generally, I mean me.) In late April/early May 2026 I’ll be spending 12 days trying to run 1,000km from the Thames to the Tyne along NCN Route 1 (a rather longer but very much safer route than the M1/A1).
Apparently, Donald Trump is the most honest man in the world. And Bonnie Blue is a virgin.
February 4, 2026 at 7:35 PM
"And so in response to criticism that we'll be harming children in order to subsidise pubs, we're lowering the age at which you can drink in a boozer to five."
February 4, 2026 at 11:08 AM
"Nobody knows more about paedophilia than I do."
February 3, 2026 at 1:10 PM
My 1,000k Challenge FAQs
1 Support crew? In my dreams.
2 Where are you sleeping? A mix of kind hospitality and sleeping rough.
3 Why are you doing it? Stupidity. And too many men taking their own lives for want of a timely intervention. So cough up www.justgiving.com/page/keith-burge-1000k-challenge
Keith's 1,000km Challenge
Help Keith Burge raise money to support James' Place Charity
www.justgiving.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Thanks so much to @lizwakelin.bsky.social for an incredibly generous donation.
@jamesplaceuk.bsky.social - which provides urgent life-saving support to men in suicidal crisis - gave me two options: run two marathons a day for 12 days or sit through a screening of 'Melania'. I've never been so happy to put on my running shoes.
www.justgiving.com/page/keith-burge-1000k-challenge
Keith's 1,000km Challenge
Help Keith Burge raise money to support James' Place Charity
www.justgiving.com
February 1, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Musk is defined as: "a strong-smelling reddish-brown substance". Right now, I'm smelling mainly brown.
January 31, 2026 at 10:05 AM
@jamesplaceuk.bsky.social - which provides urgent life-saving support to men in suicidal crisis - gave me two options: run two marathons a day for 12 days or sit through a screening of 'Melania'. I've never been so happy to put on my running shoes.
www.justgiving.com/page/keith-burge-1000k-challenge
Keith's 1,000km Challenge
Help Keith Burge raise money to support James' Place Charity
www.justgiving.com
January 31, 2026 at 10:00 AM
"So Michael, it's a three-part question: was your tenure a disaster, did you ever have a credible plan and was the club right to sack you?

"Yeah, no, absolutely."
January 30, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Thanks so much to everyone who has donated so far - I've just passed the £1,500 mark!
www.justgiving.com/page/keith-burge-1000k-challenge
Keith's 1,000km Challenge
Help Keith Burge raise money to support James' Place Charity
www.justgiving.com
January 30, 2026 at 11:29 AM
If you fancy a punt on Shrewsbury's next manager, bookies are quoting Wayne Rooney at 25/1 . That is not a joke. But it is funny. #salop
January 28, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Not that most of you care, but our manager - having been given licence to sign 6 players this month - just got mutually consacked #salop #clueless #imploding
January 28, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I'm now waiting for Kemi Badenoch to defect to Reform, blaming the failings of the Tory Party.
January 26, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Dear Natalie Portman

I am withdrawing my invitation to join me for a night out on the lash in Newcastle.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!
January 23, 2026 at 7:53 AM
I get it: Beckham is a brand. So is Anusol.
January 21, 2026 at 8:21 AM
I’m now at the stage that I wake up every morning wondering if we might be at war. With America.
January 21, 2026 at 8:20 AM
I'm beginning to think this Trump bloke might not be a very good President.
January 20, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Following the Royal Family's refusal to give me an MBE, I shall be taking up residence in Balmoral.
January 19, 2026 at 6:03 PM
You can now find me on Instagram @carryonagainkeith If you really want to.
January 19, 2026 at 4:32 PM
How can this be the most depressing day of the year, when Valentine's Day exists?
January 19, 2026 at 3:13 PM
"The time has come to put country before party."
So what were you doing for all of your previous political career?
January 19, 2026 at 8:59 AM
In a discussion on the radio about Trump’s Greenland-related threats, the question was asked as to whether he was likely to follow through. Well, if the body odour rumours are to be believed…
January 19, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Would it not have been quicker for Nigel Farage to have become leader of the Tory Party?
January 16, 2026 at 2:57 PM
How long before Reform has more Tory MPs than the Tory Party?
January 15, 2026 at 6:06 PM
"I love Greenland, I love Denmark and, most of all, I love @paulheatonsolo.bsky.social "
January 14, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Reposted by Keith Burge
“We’re gonna need a bigger bus”
January 12, 2026 at 1:51 PM