Lex
@punkasauruslex.bsky.social
A totally normal way to hug the Prime Minister of your country 🤣
January 30, 2026 at 12:31 PM
A totally normal way to hug the Prime Minister of your country 🤣
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A "fatal shooting" that leads to a 20-year sentence for murder is also called "murder".
SPRINGFIELD, Ill. (AP) — A former Illinois deputy has been sentenced to 20 years for fatally shooting Sonya Massey, who called 911 for help.
January 29, 2026 at 4:26 PM
A "fatal shooting" that leads to a 20-year sentence for murder is also called "murder".
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This is Wynn. Her neighborhood friends came over to ask if she could come out to play, and she didn't look back. 13/10 (IG: wynn_thegolden)
January 28, 2026 at 10:58 PM
This is Wynn. Her neighborhood friends came over to ask if she could come out to play, and she didn't look back. 13/10 (IG: wynn_thegolden)
A candidate in our local municipal election emailed my partner’s boss threatening to pull funding from their organization if they didn’t get fired because she didn’t like that they (very rightly) called out her questionable conduct on FB. I am fucking incandescent.
January 28, 2026 at 12:20 PM
A candidate in our local municipal election emailed my partner’s boss threatening to pull funding from their organization if they didn’t get fired because she didn’t like that they (very rightly) called out her questionable conduct on FB. I am fucking incandescent.
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In my opinion, ban the U.S. from global sporting competition until Trump resigns and the Republican party is purged.
BREAKING: ICE agents will have a security role during the upcoming Winter Olympics, U.S. embassy sources confirm.
ICE agents will have a security role at Milan-Cortina Olympics, US sources say
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents will have a security role during the upcoming Milan Cortina Winter Games, according to sources at the U.S. embassy in Rome.
bit.ly
January 27, 2026 at 12:55 PM
In my opinion, ban the U.S. from global sporting competition until Trump resigns and the Republican party is purged.
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ICE shouldn't be allowed to retreat to some safer zone. There is no appropriate place for them. Every ICE employee should be charged with crimes against humanity, same for every member of the Trump administration. Nothing else is good enough. "ICE out" means "out of existence."
January 27, 2026 at 10:02 AM
ICE shouldn't be allowed to retreat to some safer zone. There is no appropriate place for them. Every ICE employee should be charged with crimes against humanity, same for every member of the Trump administration. Nothing else is good enough. "ICE out" means "out of existence."
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ICE has 5 field offices in Canada.
Shut them down
@mark-carney.bsky.social
www.ice.gov/field-office...
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Shut them down
@mark-carney.bsky.social
www.ice.gov/field-office...
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Toronto
Consulate Tel: 1-416-595-1700 Post Mailing Address: Consulate General of the United States 360 University Avenue Toronto, ON M5G 1S4 Canada (+0 EST)
www.ice.gov
January 25, 2026 at 7:31 PM
ICE has 5 field offices in Canada.
Shut them down
@mark-carney.bsky.social
www.ice.gov/field-office...
www.ice.gov/field-office...
www.ice.gov/field-office...
www.ice.gov/field-office...
www.ice.gov/field-office...
Shut them down
@mark-carney.bsky.social
www.ice.gov/field-office...
www.ice.gov/field-office...
www.ice.gov/field-office...
www.ice.gov/field-office...
www.ice.gov/field-office...
Any celebrities with a platform (particularly white Americans) who aren’t speaking out about what’s happening in Minneapolis are fucking cowards. Your “livelihood” is not more important than people’s lives. Full stop.
January 25, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Any celebrities with a platform (particularly white Americans) who aren’t speaking out about what’s happening in Minneapolis are fucking cowards. Your “livelihood” is not more important than people’s lives. Full stop.
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This
It’s not enough to abolish ICE
Every last one of these organizations is beyond salvage
It’s not enough to abolish ICE
Every last one of these organizations is beyond salvage
I just want to make it clear that it was *Border Patrol* agents who murdered Alex Pretti, and those fuckers murder people regularly here along the border.
Renee Good´s murderer is also a former Border Patrol agent (currently ICE).
Disband ALL the paramilitary groups and prosecute every member.
Renee Good´s murderer is also a former Border Patrol agent (currently ICE).
Disband ALL the paramilitary groups and prosecute every member.
January 25, 2026 at 5:36 AM
This
It’s not enough to abolish ICE
Every last one of these organizations is beyond salvage
It’s not enough to abolish ICE
Every last one of these organizations is beyond salvage
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The greatest product ever sold by America was its idea of freedom.
January 25, 2026 at 1:23 AM
The greatest product ever sold by America was its idea of freedom.
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once again i am asking literally anyone in a position of power to do literally anything so that our neighbors stop getting fucking murdered in the street
January 24, 2026 at 3:58 PM
once again i am asking literally anyone in a position of power to do literally anything so that our neighbors stop getting fucking murdered in the street
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Man the fuck up and start protecting your people. Tell your state police to start arresting these criminals. Mobilize the Guard and tell them they are to take NO orders from a demented tyrant who is executing innocents in the street.
You swore a fucking oath to the Constitution.
You swore a fucking oath to the Constitution.
I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening.
The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
January 24, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Man the fuck up and start protecting your people. Tell your state police to start arresting these criminals. Mobilize the Guard and tell them they are to take NO orders from a demented tyrant who is executing innocents in the street.
You swore a fucking oath to the Constitution.
You swore a fucking oath to the Constitution.
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If the US were a geopolitical rival the headlines would be like: US Secret Police Execute Second Dissident In the Streets As Militarized Occupation Enters Sixth Week
January 24, 2026 at 4:14 PM
If the US were a geopolitical rival the headlines would be like: US Secret Police Execute Second Dissident In the Streets As Militarized Occupation Enters Sixth Week
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This is a surprising combination of words.
Marvel will release an ETERNALS 50TH ANNIVERSARY special to mark the birthday of Jack Kirby's heroes, and it'll feature none other than Patrick Stump's comic book debut.
Marvel to celebrate 50 years of ETERNALS with anniversary special
Fall Out Boy's Patrick Stump will make his comic book debut on the anniversary special, also featuring Ralph Macchio, Michael Cho, and more.
www.comicsbeat.com
January 22, 2026 at 3:51 PM
This is a surprising combination of words.
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There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 AM
There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
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This is my regular reminded that if your clothes are full of tear gas and/or pepper spray, air them for a day if at all possible and then wash them twice ON COLD.
If you come home and throw them in on hot right away you will kinda gas your laundry room. <3
#Minneapolis #StPaul #FuckICE
If you come home and throw them in on hot right away you will kinda gas your laundry room. <3
#Minneapolis #StPaul #FuckICE
January 18, 2026 at 2:54 PM
This is my regular reminded that if your clothes are full of tear gas and/or pepper spray, air them for a day if at all possible and then wash them twice ON COLD.
If you come home and throw them in on hot right away you will kinda gas your laundry room. <3
#Minneapolis #StPaul #FuckICE
If you come home and throw them in on hot right away you will kinda gas your laundry room. <3
#Minneapolis #StPaul #FuckICE
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discovered a pretty critical coding error in The Human Body where sometimes the way to feel better when you feel too bad to work out is to work out. this is suboptimal for user experience of The Human Body
January 17, 2026 at 1:53 AM
discovered a pretty critical coding error in The Human Body where sometimes the way to feel better when you feel too bad to work out is to work out. this is suboptimal for user experience of The Human Body
You guys, I just found three 2-3 inch binders full of *NSYNC fic people printed out and brought to Chicago to give to me at CFTC in…2005?
January 17, 2026 at 7:52 PM
You guys, I just found three 2-3 inch binders full of *NSYNC fic people printed out and brought to Chicago to give to me at CFTC in…2005?
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I am trying to think through how in the world we fix this. The structure and the individual joy taken in being an unspeakable piece of shit. I think it's the joy that's the most terrifying part.
This video shows ICE holding children hostage to bait parents out of their homes.
Just unspeakable levels of cruelty and inhumanity.
Just unspeakable levels of cruelty and inhumanity.
January 16, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I am trying to think through how in the world we fix this. The structure and the individual joy taken in being an unspeakable piece of shit. I think it's the joy that's the most terrifying part.
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Conservative pundit who tried hate-watching Heated Rivalry openly weeping at end of episode 5
Conservative pundit who tried hate-watching Heated Rivalry openly weeping at end of episode 5
NEW YORK CITY - As the Canadian hockey romance Heated Rivalry gains popularity in the United States, conservative pundit Kirk Burnham's attempt to stir up controversy over the show's gay themes ended ...
www.thebeaverton.com
January 17, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Conservative pundit who tried hate-watching Heated Rivalry openly weeping at end of episode 5
Wearing my Rozanov shirsey to Costco to see if I make any friends lol
January 14, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Wearing my Rozanov shirsey to Costco to see if I make any friends lol
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once again: the only good thing billionaires have ever given us is their ex-wives.
BREAKING: Jeff Bezos’ ex-wife has made a “transformational” donation to the LGBTQ+ advocacy group. This large gift comes just months after the Trump administration shut down counseling services for queer youth.
My latest for @wired.com:
My latest for @wired.com:
MacKenzie Scott Donates $45 Million to the Trevor Project
Jeff Bezos’ ex-wife has made a donation to the LGBTQ+ advocacy group that the organization calls “transformational.”
www.wired.com
January 12, 2026 at 8:52 PM
once again: the only good thing billionaires have ever given us is their ex-wives.