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November 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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This is the closest humans have gotten to achieving the Star Trek replicator
November 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.

The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.

🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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sometimes just for fun i like to imagine a world where metoo ACTUALLY went "too far." these guys would be cowering in their safe rooms rn. we would be crowdfunding bounties. their assets would be seized and their names stricken from history.
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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You been hit by a smooth hymnal
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
There are BTS Minions Funko Pops?! 😂💀
November 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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I'm sorry I was always told growing up Canada was different from the US.
October 31, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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These dogs were spotted taking a group photo in their Halloween costumes. We're impressed by the dog walker's dedication to getting the shot, but that ghost definitely wishes he could actually disappear. 14/10 for all (TT: franklinbarkzoo)
October 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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My goodness. Please don’t send in ghosts. They are very frightening. We only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: theodore.goldenvelt)
October 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP.

Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.

The people who need help are not the problem.

It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
October 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Trump slammed for demolishing White House before Canadians could burn it down again
Trump slammed for demolishing White House before Canadians could burn it down again
WASHINGTON D.C. - US President Donald Trump's planned White House ballroom, requiring the complete demolition of the historic East Wing, is being criticized by Canadians who will now never get to light the building on fire for a second time since the War of 1812.
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October 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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I never know how many people know about this: grants up to $5K for unexpected medical, dental, or mental health costs for people creating work in visual arts, film/video/digital arts, or choreography; based in NY, but open to all US residents. Current app cycle closes 11/4
Rauschenberg Medical Emergency Grants - Nyfa
Rauschenberg Medical Emergency Grants - Nyfa
www.nyfa.org
October 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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“Praise god! The family unit is coming back! Take that, libs! Death to feminism!”

-Conservative women who are independently wealthy and can choose to have a family specifically because of feminism
October 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.
October 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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From the Larchives: The Rocky Horus Picture Scroll. One of my favorite works. I had the assistance of an Egyptology PhD student to translate the Time Warp phonetically. Enjoy :)
October 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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I have had the most Michelle Duggar-looking elderly rural Montanans be completely normal to me about being trans, “why are people being so goddamn weird about it” is an underrated winning message
guy who brought the trans flag we iwo jima’d described himself as “yeah i was pretty neutral about trans people, think i still am honestly, but these people are being so goddamn weird about it that i gotta get off the fence”
October 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Word to the wise, protest is gonna require some of you to let go of American exceptionalism.

You’d never wear that red hat, but some of you still think America can be great again. Trouble is, a nation built on stolen land by stolen people was never great at all.

Be clear on what you’re protesting.
October 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Rosie the Ribbiter by Canadian artist Jo Blakely (@JoBlakely@mastodon.social).
October 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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“Restore merit, end DEI” says man who could only get elected in Canada’s safest Conservative stronghold
“Restore merit, end DEI” says man who could only get elected in Canada’s safest Conservative stronghold
OTTAWA - Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre has launched a petition to "end DEI programs and restore merit", just months after losing his own heavily-favoured seat before running in an even more hea...
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October 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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It’s wild how much whiteness wants credit for putting out fires it started.

Black people are told to be thankful to white people for “saving” us from slavery they created.

US presidents boast about ceasefire deals for conflicts they funded with tax money.

Whiteness isn’t water. It’s Kerosene.
October 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Please be conscious if you protest this weekend that there are feds at the protest. They look like you and they sound like you, not like Steve Buscemi in that one clip with the skateboard. Thinking you can spot them is self delusion. Nobody you haven’t met needs to know your last name.
October 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Obligatory post in honor of Indigenous Peoples Day. Have a blessed one (unless you're a racist, then you can go to hell).
October 13, 2025 at 8:55 AM