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genetics BS ➡️ history MA ➡️ PharmD candidate | 🌈🏳️‍⚧️ | MECFS | 🇨🇦➡️🇺🇸 | any/all
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No lies detected.
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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"Morals are bad because they won't help your cause," an article by someone who hates your cause and wants your cause to fail.
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
“Do you want to have a happy bedtime or a sad bedtime?”

“a SAD bedtime! 😡”

“Okay. You’re not nearly sad enough for a sad bedtime though. Hey. Hey, be sadder. It’s sad bedtime.”

*giggling*

“Hey, no laughing allowed! It’s sad bedtime!”

*even more giggling*
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Tress (cosmere) 🤝 Mater (Cars)

being so naive everyone assumes you’re a spy pretending to be a hick
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Tress of the Emerald Sea has the felony murder rule, by which we can infer that at some point they were colonized by the British
November 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
people love to debate the extent to which BrandoSando’s Mormonism impacts his books but I would argue the single most Mormon thing is condensing a bunch of background characters into one called “Doug,” like unto how Mormon simplified diverse ethnicities into “Nephites” and “Lamanites”
November 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Thinking today how homelessness runs through this story, through Epstein's (Virginia Guiffre had been homeless before meeting him), and even through Gaiman's (his nanny was sleeping on the beach when Palmer recruited her, and he used threats of homelessness against another victim).
The woman whom the House Ethics Committee determined Matt Gaetz paid for sex when she was 17 years old was living in a homeless shelter, working at McDonald's, and needed the money for braces www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
November 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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working at the nyt
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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It's both, of course. But I think that the really enduring problem for American tourism is that every trip starts with a foreigner having an encounter with the US CBP officer, and everything we're seeing in the news right now shows that a lot of those guys are malevolent goons.
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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I legitimately think this article misses the mark, because Canadians are not avoiding travel out of some principled boycott of the USA over tariffs.

Canadians who are avoiding the USA are seeing images of masked government thugs kidnapping people and teargassing children.
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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"Your Holiness, you cannot say Die Hard. And you especially cannot say that watching it is your favorite way to celebrate our Savior's birth."
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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This exact same reporter was ousted from the NY Times for soliciting a $30,000 donation from Epstein— and you're telling me that as an employer, the NY Times never bothered to circle back and review this person's correspondence with a convicted pedophile?
A former New York Times staffer quietly left the paper after revealing he had solicited charitable donations from Jeffrey Epstein
Former New York Times reporter Landon Thomas Jr. told his editors he became friends with Epstein after profiling him in 2008, NPR reported Thursday.
www.businessinsider.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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I feel like I'm taking crazy pills: the emails from Landon Thomas has his New York Times signature block...he was employed by NY Times at the time. He was communicating directly with Epstein about Trump, and was given incriminating information about Trump. It's been in NYT's possession since 2015
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I have never been asked out so many times in my LIFE as the one month I was 17 years old as a BYU freshman
My kid, 16 at the time/19 now, called me from Target one evening after gymnastics practice. A 30-something guy was hitting on her and following her. She told him “you know I’m underage right?” He said “so?” She lost him in the store then stayed on the phone with me until she got to her car.
I want people to understand that in my youth, a youth that happened somewhere between the youth of Epstein, Trump, Maxwell, ex-Prince Andrew, et al & that of their victims, the term "jail bait" was framed as a compliment.
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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I will die if this is how we find out who paid off ol brett's gambling debts.
Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
November 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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@jblainefoster.bsky.social and @kyamae.bsky.social I don't know the handle of the person who sent me this little air fryer toaster oven. I received chicken breast from the community pantry. I have an excuse to use the air fryer. this is me tagging you 2 so that the person who bought it can see it
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Me: “Well you probably wouldn’t like the soup because it’s made of pickles and strawberries”

Levi: “It’s BEANS and POTATOES”

Me: “Are you sure? Maybe you should test it”

Levi: *takes a bite*

Me: “Good thing you didn’t have any banana pieces”

Levi: “Those are BACON” *takes another bite*
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
it’s soup season so just a PSA you can swap 50% of the potatoes in your potato soup for white beans for extra protein and fiber
November 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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I have in my hands definitive evidence that my opponent has committed a world-historic evil. Evidence that, were it to be released to the public, would cause his supporters to abandon him and his entire world to crumble to dust. I therefore have no choice but to give in to every one of his demands
November 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I love Grey’s Anatomy because it’s like

Meredith: “I can’t believe you let* Koracick publish his flawed research when I showed you evidence of gender bias”

*did not physically stop him from submitting to an independent journal

Avery: *with no other possible motivation besides misogyny* “Okay well
November 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
another successful meetup with a strange old man in a parking lot for the purposes of homosexuality (vintage 1980s sweaters)
November 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
in the drive through for the ATM and this man is trying to tap his debit card instead of inserting it
November 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM