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@jblainefoster.bsky.social
genetics BS ➡️ history MA ➡️ PharmD candidate | 🌈🏳️⚧️ | MECFS | 🇨🇦➡️🇺🇸 | any/all
BrandoSando did the meme
November 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
BrandoSando did the meme
I’m pretty sure I spent more money on cleaning supplies than they would have charged me to clean it themselves but the important thing is I was a Good Citizen
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I’m pretty sure I spent more money on cleaning supplies than they would have charged me to clean it themselves but the important thing is I was a Good Citizen
steel wool and child labor worked great on the oven racks, as for the oven itself I think I legally owe my soul to Oops! All Fumes
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
steel wool and child labor worked great on the oven racks, as for the oven itself I think I legally owe my soul to Oops! All Fumes
excellent news (again):
November 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
excellent news (again):
if you have a Yellowstone Ranch sticker on your lifted truck this is how I see you
November 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
if you have a Yellowstone Ranch sticker on your lifted truck this is how I see you
but ALSO they had a satin maroon pajama set and so obviously,
November 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
but ALSO they had a satin maroon pajama set and so obviously,
I don’t care if it’s true, this is like the time he went golfing for too long and we were all like “weekend at Bernie’s? weekend at Bernie’s tonight queen?”
November 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I don’t care if it’s true, this is like the time he went golfing for too long and we were all like “weekend at Bernie’s? weekend at Bernie’s tonight queen?”
of course Talarico is doing the whole "oh golly gee, I had no idea how those nice Instagram ladies were making their money, ah well nevertheless, judging is Wrong" thing which is totally fine for politics reasons but if I were the candidate my official statement would just be:
November 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
of course Talarico is doing the whole "oh golly gee, I had no idea how those nice Instagram ladies were making their money, ah well nevertheless, judging is Wrong" thing which is totally fine for politics reasons but if I were the candidate my official statement would just be:
another successful meetup with a strange old man in a parking lot for the purposes of homosexuality (vintage 1980s sweaters)
November 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
another successful meetup with a strange old man in a parking lot for the purposes of homosexuality (vintage 1980s sweaters)
big congrats to the R&D department at The Babylon Bee for developing their second joke
November 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
big congrats to the R&D department at The Babylon Bee for developing their second joke
public service announcement:
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
public service announcement:
(some) doctors: “Oh let’s get a UA, only takes 60 seconds to read, why not, better safe than sorry”
pharmacists:
pharmacists:
November 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
(some) doctors: “Oh let’s get a UA, only takes 60 seconds to read, why not, better safe than sorry”
pharmacists:
pharmacists:
me: *trying to get vaginal estrogen*
my resident: “My attending wants to do a UA to rule out UTI”
me: “Hm, my symptoms aren’t consistent with a UTI, we’re more likely to get a false positive from asymptomatic bacteriuria?”
anyways we got the UA and it’s ~slightly positive for leukocytes
my resident: “My attending wants to do a UA to rule out UTI”
me: “Hm, my symptoms aren’t consistent with a UTI, we’re more likely to get a false positive from asymptomatic bacteriuria?”
anyways we got the UA and it’s ~slightly positive for leukocytes
November 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
me: *trying to get vaginal estrogen*
my resident: “My attending wants to do a UA to rule out UTI”
me: “Hm, my symptoms aren’t consistent with a UTI, we’re more likely to get a false positive from asymptomatic bacteriuria?”
anyways we got the UA and it’s ~slightly positive for leukocytes
my resident: “My attending wants to do a UA to rule out UTI”
me: “Hm, my symptoms aren’t consistent with a UTI, we’re more likely to get a false positive from asymptomatic bacteriuria?”
anyways we got the UA and it’s ~slightly positive for leukocytes
made me think of @lunathemoth.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
made me think of @lunathemoth.bsky.social
I took this selfie on the day I went to get my green card photo taken
When I went to USPATH, the TSA facial recognition thing was okay with it on the flight out but on the flight back the computer was like “definitely not the same person” and it took FOREVER to get waived through
When I went to USPATH, the TSA facial recognition thing was okay with it on the flight out but on the flight back the computer was like “definitely not the same person” and it took FOREVER to get waived through
November 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I took this selfie on the day I went to get my green card photo taken
When I went to USPATH, the TSA facial recognition thing was okay with it on the flight out but on the flight back the computer was like “definitely not the same person” and it took FOREVER to get waived through
When I went to USPATH, the TSA facial recognition thing was okay with it on the flight out but on the flight back the computer was like “definitely not the same person” and it took FOREVER to get waived through
“packing” our stuff when the kids aren’t home like
November 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
“packing” our stuff when the kids aren’t home like
do the people saying Mamdani has Lin-Manuel Miranda energy know that he’s not the one making these edits 😂😂😂
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
do the people saying Mamdani has Lin-Manuel Miranda energy know that he’s not the one making these edits 😂😂😂
He later credited me with freeing him from Plato’s cave and turning him from a social democrat to a classical liberal, which he is very happy to be, so I guess
November 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
He later credited me with freeing him from Plato’s cave and turning him from a social democrat to a classical liberal, which he is very happy to be, so I guess
felt like I was leaving foundlings on the steps of a church (somebody took them before the snow started)
November 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
felt like I was leaving foundlings on the steps of a church (somebody took them before the snow started)
I love him I’m sorry
November 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I love him I’m sorry
me realizing I don’t get enough fiber in my diet in the calendar year 2025
November 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
me realizing I don’t get enough fiber in my diet in the calendar year 2025