excellent news (again):

excellent news:

but ALSO they had a satin maroon pajama set and so obviously,

I don’t care if it’s true, this is like the time he went golfing for too long and we were all like “weekend at Bernie’s? weekend at Bernie’s tonight queen?”

public service announcement:

(some) doctors: “Oh let’s get a UA, only takes 60 seconds to read, why not, better safe than sorry”

pharmacists:

do the people saying Mamdani has Lin-Manuel Miranda energy know that he’s not the one making these edits 😂😂😂

He later credited me with freeing him from Plato’s cave and turning him from a social democrat to a classical liberal, which he is very happy to be, so I guess

I love him I’m sorry

me realizing I don’t get enough fiber in my diet in the calendar year 2025