Juicero evangelist
@pukehammer.bsky.social
i am 30 or 40 years old and i don't need this.
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congrats to Karoline and Satan
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt announces pregnancy reut.rs/4scF61W
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt announces pregnancy
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said on Friday that she is expecting a second child, a girl due in May.
reut.rs
December 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
congrats to Karoline and Satan
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Christmas Tree Lot Guy So Ready For Annual 46-Week Vacation https://theonion.com/christmas-tree-lot-guy-so-ready-for-annual-46-week-vaca-1849919748/
December 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Christmas Tree Lot Guy So Ready For Annual 46-Week Vacation https://theonion.com/christmas-tree-lot-guy-so-ready-for-annual-46-week-vaca-1849919748/
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Out on the road today
I saw a bear claw sitting on an overpass
Put that food inside my head
Said don't look back, you can never look back
I saw a bear claw sitting on an overpass
Put that food inside my head
Said don't look back, you can never look back
Abandoned apple fritter or bear claw clinging to existence on the NE 21st Ave I-84 overpass for any who wish to partake. Took a bite. Delicious.
December 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Out on the road today
I saw a bear claw sitting on an overpass
Put that food inside my head
Said don't look back, you can never look back
I saw a bear claw sitting on an overpass
Put that food inside my head
Said don't look back, you can never look back
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
December 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
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My grandmother, a socialite with Alzheimer's, said one of the greatest things I've ever heard. I asked what she was doing, and she responded, having no idea who I was, "Oh, I'm just sitting in a house, doing things that people do when they're sitting in houses"
December 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
My grandmother, a socialite with Alzheimer's, said one of the greatest things I've ever heard. I asked what she was doing, and she responded, having no idea who I was, "Oh, I'm just sitting in a house, doing things that people do when they're sitting in houses"
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LEASE A NEW 2026 FORD F150 RAPTOR FOR ONLY $1776 DOWN RIGHT HERE AT FRED'S MAIN GATE FORD!!!! YOUR WARRIOR DIVIDEND LET'S YOU GO HOME TO-DAY WITH A NEW RAPTOR AT ONLY 76% APR! HEAD ON OVER BEFORE THE HOLIDAY RUSH!!
December 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
LEASE A NEW 2026 FORD F150 RAPTOR FOR ONLY $1776 DOWN RIGHT HERE AT FRED'S MAIN GATE FORD!!!! YOUR WARRIOR DIVIDEND LET'S YOU GO HOME TO-DAY WITH A NEW RAPTOR AT ONLY 76% APR! HEAD ON OVER BEFORE THE HOLIDAY RUSH!!
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Become ungovernable
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Become ungovernable
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I don't believe that. There's no way people wouldn't tune in to watch this much combined charisma.
Bari Weiss’ much-hyped CBS News town hall with Erika Kirk was a massive ratings flop
Bari Weiss’ much-hyped CBS News town hall with Erika Kirk was a massive ratings flop
www.independent.co.uk
December 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I don't believe that. There's no way people wouldn't tune in to watch this much combined charisma.
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Of course Israel Weapons Industries is doing a Apartheid Collab AR.
December 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Of course Israel Weapons Industries is doing a Apartheid Collab AR.
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Labial Folds Santa wishes you a Happy Holiday ❤️
December 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Labial Folds Santa wishes you a Happy Holiday ❤️
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🔫 pelosi sent you, didn’t she?
December 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
🔫 pelosi sent you, didn’t she?
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the "15 minute city" is an urban planning concept where residents can access a big bowl of hot soup within 15 minutes of waking up in the morning. if other less important things like going to the doctor take a little longer that's okay
December 9, 2025 at 11:38 AM
the "15 minute city" is an urban planning concept where residents can access a big bowl of hot soup within 15 minutes of waking up in the morning. if other less important things like going to the doctor take a little longer that's okay
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haha so.. I did some works! i guess u can look upon them? no worries if not!
December 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
haha so.. I did some works! i guess u can look upon them? no worries if not!
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(carefully listening to rfk jr.'s speaking voice) there's your problem right there. timing belt's slipping.
December 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
(carefully listening to rfk jr.'s speaking voice) there's your problem right there. timing belt's slipping.
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is it a bed papa? i'm so tired.
better than a bed. we can sit on it.
sit?
it's like lying down but more relaxing. this is a bestoffice ergonomic office chair midback swivel desk chair breathable backrest and lumbar support adjustable height sponge seat rolling wheels dark black for adults and women.
better than a bed. we can sit on it.
sit?
it's like lying down but more relaxing. this is a bestoffice ergonomic office chair midback swivel desk chair breathable backrest and lumbar support adjustable height sponge seat rolling wheels dark black for adults and women.
December 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
is it a bed papa? i'm so tired.
better than a bed. we can sit on it.
sit?
it's like lying down but more relaxing. this is a bestoffice ergonomic office chair midback swivel desk chair breathable backrest and lumbar support adjustable height sponge seat rolling wheels dark black for adults and women.
better than a bed. we can sit on it.
sit?
it's like lying down but more relaxing. this is a bestoffice ergonomic office chair midback swivel desk chair breathable backrest and lumbar support adjustable height sponge seat rolling wheels dark black for adults and women.
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The Road (Amazon Prime Limited Series)
the boy: what is it, papa?
the man: it's an air fryer.
the boy: it fries air? why?
the man: it fries food. in dual zones.
the boy: what is it, papa?
the man: it's an air fryer.
the boy: it fries air? why?
the man: it fries food. in dual zones.
December 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The Road (Amazon Prime Limited Series)
the boy: what is it, papa?
the man: it's an air fryer.
the boy: it fries air? why?
the man: it fries food. in dual zones.
the boy: what is it, papa?
the man: it's an air fryer.
the boy: it fries air? why?
the man: it fries food. in dual zones.
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I get irrationally annoyed when I place a coffee order and the barista assumes I want it iced without even asking. If I order a 16 oz vanilla latte and don't specify hot or iced, hot should be the default. It's latte and iced latte, not hot latte and latte.
This has been a b̶o̶o̶m̶e̶r̶ millennial rant.
This has been a b̶o̶o̶m̶e̶r̶ millennial rant.
December 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I get irrationally annoyed when I place a coffee order and the barista assumes I want it iced without even asking. If I order a 16 oz vanilla latte and don't specify hot or iced, hot should be the default. It's latte and iced latte, not hot latte and latte.
This has been a b̶o̶o̶m̶e̶r̶ millennial rant.
This has been a b̶o̶o̶m̶e̶r̶ millennial rant.
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
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I do play this game and am familiar with the comp scene.
There isn’t an official league in DBD — it’s all decentralized, player run tournaments. In fact, there was another MUCH larger World Cup ran by @hens333.bsky.social just a few months ago that was fully inclusive (like all big dbd tourneys)
There isn’t an official league in DBD — it’s all decentralized, player run tournaments. In fact, there was another MUCH larger World Cup ran by @hens333.bsky.social just a few months ago that was fully inclusive (like all big dbd tourneys)
December 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Look, we’re a big tent party. Our tent is so big every belief you can think of fits under there. As long as you agree with our one core principle, [fill in later], you’re in
December 5, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Look, we’re a big tent party. Our tent is so big every belief you can think of fits under there. As long as you agree with our one core principle, [fill in later], you’re in
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THE PERSON WHO INVENTED GREEK YOGURT: Do you like it? It’s supposed to taste like that by the way. That was on purpose.
December 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
THE PERSON WHO INVENTED GREEK YOGURT: Do you like it? It’s supposed to taste like that by the way. That was on purpose.