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i am 30 or 40 years old and i don't need this.
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
December 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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My grandmother, a socialite with Alzheimer's, said one of the greatest things I've ever heard. I asked what she was doing, and she responded, having no idea who I was, "Oh, I'm just sitting in a house, doing things that people do when they're sitting in houses"
December 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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LEASE A NEW 2026 FORD F150 RAPTOR FOR ONLY $1776 DOWN RIGHT HERE AT FRED'S MAIN GATE FORD!!!! YOUR WARRIOR DIVIDEND LET'S YOU GO HOME TO-DAY WITH A NEW RAPTOR AT ONLY 76% APR! HEAD ON OVER BEFORE THE HOLIDAY RUSH!!
December 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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December 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Become ungovernable
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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I don't believe that. There's no way people wouldn't tune in to watch this much combined charisma.
December 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Of course Israel Weapons Industries is doing a Apartheid Collab AR.
December 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Labial Folds Santa wishes you a Happy Holiday ❤️
December 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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🔫 pelosi sent you, didn’t she?
December 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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the "15 minute city" is an urban planning concept where residents can access a big bowl of hot soup within 15 minutes of waking up in the morning. if other less important things like going to the doctor take a little longer that's okay
December 9, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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haha so.. I did some works! i guess u can look upon them? no worries if not!
December 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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(carefully listening to rfk jr.'s speaking voice) there's your problem right there. timing belt's slipping.
December 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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is it a bed papa? i'm so tired.
better than a bed. we can sit on it.
sit?
it's like lying down but more relaxing. this is a bestoffice ergonomic office chair midback swivel desk chair breathable backrest and lumbar support adjustable height sponge seat rolling wheels dark black for adults and women.
December 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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The Road (Amazon Prime Limited Series)
the boy: what is it, papa?
the man: it's an air fryer.
the boy: it fries air? why?
the man: it fries food. in dual zones.
December 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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I get irrationally annoyed when I place a coffee order and the barista assumes I want it iced without even asking. If I order a 16 oz vanilla latte and don't specify hot or iced, hot should be the default. It's latte and iced latte, not hot latte and latte.

This has been a b̶o̶o̶m̶e̶r̶ millennial rant.
December 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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I do play this game and am familiar with the comp scene.

There isn’t an official league in DBD — it’s all decentralized, player run tournaments. In fact, there was another MUCH larger World Cup ran by @hens333.bsky.social just a few months ago that was fully inclusive (like all big dbd tourneys)
December 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Look, we’re a big tent party. Our tent is so big every belief you can think of fits under there. As long as you agree with our one core principle, [fill in later], you’re in
December 5, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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THE PERSON WHO INVENTED GREEK YOGURT: Do you like it? It’s supposed to taste like that by the way. That was on purpose.
December 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Look at these dingdongs
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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No matter how many times it inconveniences me I am not ever downloading the Imgur app.
December 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM