“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.”
So a napkin is a little tablecloth.
10/10, no notes.
‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.”
So a napkin is a little tablecloth.
10/10, no notes.
I wish every president got impeached and removed. I’d throw a fucking party every time it happened.
Do governors/mayors get replaced by number 2s all the time? Yes. There's poli sci work on this, the power of the presidency blinds people.
I wish every president got impeached and removed. I’d throw a fucking party every time it happened.
we have replaced actual expertise with "some dude with a podcast who makes you feel like his buddy while he bullshits into a microphone" and now a ton of people think that measles and chicken pox are the same
Anyway, it's very cool and awesome that he has so much cultural and political influence.
we have replaced actual expertise with "some dude with a podcast who makes you feel like his buddy while he bullshits into a microphone" and now a ton of people think that measles and chicken pox are the same
When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them.
When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips.
ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.
When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them.
When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips.
ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.
The place runs on unanimous consent. That means every single senator needs to sign on things.
If one senator doesn't sign off, the entire place goes into chaos.
The place runs on unanimous consent. That means every single senator needs to sign on things.
If one senator doesn't sign off, the entire place goes into chaos.
- Texting without your glasses
- Eating a Costco hot dog
#McSweeneysTop25of2025
- Texting without your glasses
- Eating a Costco hot dog
#McSweeneysTop25of2025
Tim Walz "seriously ret*rded," MAGA cult members have been showing up outside his home, shouting "RET*RD."
Tim Walz "seriously ret*rded," MAGA cult members have been showing up outside his home, shouting "RET*RD."