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Psilopteros
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Assigned harpooneer at birth

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My brain might be pretty melted because I interpreted the X as a "mwah" as in "xoxo" and I was like, Eugh
genuinely great news so many UK MPs are getting off X
January 9, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Warrior culture but for civil aviation 🔥🔥
#GVerse Um. WTF???

Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy: "Pilots need to stop depending on air traffic controllers. They need to suck it up and go with their gut feelings."

This is the stupidest and most dangerous administration in history.
December 12, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918
December 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
People complaining about the wordiness of this review are immediately outing themselves as being no fun
An academic disliked an Oxford Very Short Introduction (145 pages) in his field so much that he wrote a 200 page book review attacking it. www.pierre-legrand.com/ewExternalFi...
December 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
High nonsense, no quality 🔥
December 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
(slightly louder) Yes we should
I don't think we should make policies based on who is the loudest in my Twitter replies.
December 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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An answer from a recent Q&A regarding this six-foot long octopus carcass-devouring reptile that had me in tears
December 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Pronouncing the Spanish gender neutral x as a kiss

Tod💋s
December 10, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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There is an energy field connecting all living beings, except for you.
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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My son’s class put little cardboard orthopedic shoes on their chick that just hatched to help his crooked toes, and it just might be the cutest thing ever
December 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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"Listen to @bloodwork.show"
Keir Starmer has launched a TikTok account with a festive video holding hands with his wife in Downing Street.
Keir Starmer launches personal TikTok with festive clip and three-word message
www.mirror.co.uk
December 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
icl I don't know her personally but I strongly dispute her strong dispute
this is whose reputation they're trying to whitewash www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/politics/...
December 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
always felt those lockdown protesters were madness maddened
“I fear not thy epidemic, man,” said Ahab
December 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
are the Greens even anti-NATO? last I saw their policy was "we would prefer to not be in NATO but we won't leave until an alternative exists" which is surely just translates to "won't leave NATO but not happy about it"
December 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Gaston Lagaffe if he was evil: Baston Labaffe
December 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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yeah i guess you could say that my community sees me as a cornerstone th— wait, no. what's the neck one. millstone
December 6, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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DIESE FARBEN VERLAUFEN NICHT 👊👢🔥
August 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Not sure why people bother with ChatGPT when all the answers they seek are inscribed in the Library of Babel anyway
December 6, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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too many tabs
December 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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In Lebanon. Can hear the Israeli drone constantly now. I’ve only been back for a day but folks here deal with it 24/7, for months. It’s psychological torture. You can even see it, just flying around. The Israelis want to let everyone know that they can kill whoever they want whenever they want.
December 3, 2025 at 10:47 AM