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Cuando tu opinión sea una empanada, me la das.
Like mantequilla on a hot tortilla.
Hoy semillas; mañana flores.
Like mantequilla on a hot tortilla.
Hoy semillas; mañana flores.
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with a duel degree in "Dad Rich" studies.
Sometimes I look at the news and feel sad that I didn’t major in insider trading
January 21, 2026 at 8:04 PM
with a duel degree in "Dad Rich" studies.
I borked up my Zillow algorithm by looking at too many houses outside my meager means.
It happens when you spend time with folks and they're nonchalantly dropping comments about buying second and third properties when you just got anxiety of buying a shirt with flowers on it. 😅
It happens when you spend time with folks and they're nonchalantly dropping comments about buying second and third properties when you just got anxiety of buying a shirt with flowers on it. 😅
January 21, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I borked up my Zillow algorithm by looking at too many houses outside my meager means.
It happens when you spend time with folks and they're nonchalantly dropping comments about buying second and third properties when you just got anxiety of buying a shirt with flowers on it. 😅
It happens when you spend time with folks and they're nonchalantly dropping comments about buying second and third properties when you just got anxiety of buying a shirt with flowers on it. 😅
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This is a more accurate metric of impending bad weather than the Waffle House Index
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
January 21, 2026 at 11:13 AM
This is a more accurate metric of impending bad weather than the Waffle House Index
Say what you want about Salman Rushdie, but he's got off the charts rizz.
Married FIVE times and the last two are Padma Lakshmi and Rachel Eliza Griffiths?
DAMN, SON.
Married FIVE times and the last two are Padma Lakshmi and Rachel Eliza Griffiths?
DAMN, SON.
On the day Griffiths married author Salman Rushdie, her longtime best friend died unexpectedly. Eleven months later, Rushdie was stabbed multiple times while being interviewed on stage. n.pr/3Nw1ljw
Poet Rachel Eliza Griffiths says she won't let pain be 'the engine that drives the ship'
On the day Griffiths married author Salman Rushdie, her longtime best friend died unexpectedly. Eleven months later, Rushdie was stabbed multiple times while being interviewed on stage.
n.pr
January 21, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Say what you want about Salman Rushdie, but he's got off the charts rizz.
Married FIVE times and the last two are Padma Lakshmi and Rachel Eliza Griffiths?
DAMN, SON.
Married FIVE times and the last two are Padma Lakshmi and Rachel Eliza Griffiths?
DAMN, SON.
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Chloe can have whatever she wants.
This is Chloe. She doesn't understand why she can't have any of your Chinese food. Brought over a clean plate and everything. 13/10 (TT: morgansieberrr)
January 21, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Chloe can have whatever she wants.
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sometimes i want to put my arms around you guys ever so tenderly and say ‘shhh…just let me be the funny one’
January 21, 2026 at 2:05 PM
sometimes i want to put my arms around you guys ever so tenderly and say ‘shhh…just let me be the funny one’
Use Mark Cuban's bropadscast.com
any chance you know of ways to archive this game (and hopefully the rest of the season) bc i'm tryin to keep this shit in actual files and longer than Hulu's 9 month recording expiration
January 20, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Use Mark Cuban's bropadscast.com
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“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)
January 20, 2026 at 5:45 PM
“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)
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Toltec Potter Wasp, Parazumia tolteca. Texas.
January 20, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Toltec Potter Wasp, Parazumia tolteca. Texas.
Dudes will see this and grab their flip-flops and cargo shorts
I have to go to the store but it is 17* and there's still snow on the car
a man is holding a piece of paper and saying " i can 't go because i don 't want to
ALT: a man is holding a piece of paper and saying " i can 't go because i don 't want to
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Dudes will see this and grab their flip-flops and cargo shorts
Costco breakfast glizzy - 1
Dudes in shorts when the temp is in the 30s - 3
Dudes in shorts when the temp is in the 30s - 3
January 18, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Costco breakfast glizzy - 1
Dudes in shorts when the temp is in the 30s - 3
Dudes in shorts when the temp is in the 30s - 3
No pictures of me exist from 2016.
January 17, 2026 at 1:28 AM
No pictures of me exist from 2016.
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i wrote about laughing at ICE and that one margaret atwood quote about men being afraid of women laughing at them
www.patreon.com/posts/148398...
www.patreon.com/posts/148398...
January 16, 2026 at 10:55 PM
i wrote about laughing at ICE and that one margaret atwood quote about men being afraid of women laughing at them
www.patreon.com/posts/148398...
www.patreon.com/posts/148398...
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Keep that shit off my phone. Thanks!
January 16, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Keep that shit off my phone. Thanks!
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I got my dad's Purple Heart somewhere.
I'm not sure if that's how this works, though.
I'm not sure if that's how this works, though.
Katarina Witt gave me her 1988 women’s olympic figure skating gold medal so of course I am now a women’s figure skating gold medalist
January 16, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I got my dad's Purple Heart somewhere.
I'm not sure if that's how this works, though.
I'm not sure if that's how this works, though.
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In 1943!!!
“Nobel Literature laureate Knut Hamsun famously gave his Nobel medal and diploma to Nazi propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels as a gesture of admiration for the Nazi regime, following his support for the occupation….”
“Nobel Literature laureate Knut Hamsun famously gave his Nobel medal and diploma to Nazi propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels as a gesture of admiration for the Nazi regime, following his support for the occupation….”
Reporter: Why would you want someone else’s Nobel Prize?
Trump: She offered it to me.
Trump: She offered it to me.
January 16, 2026 at 6:56 PM
In 1943!!!
“Nobel Literature laureate Knut Hamsun famously gave his Nobel medal and diploma to Nazi propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels as a gesture of admiration for the Nazi regime, following his support for the occupation….”
“Nobel Literature laureate Knut Hamsun famously gave his Nobel medal and diploma to Nazi propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels as a gesture of admiration for the Nazi regime, following his support for the occupation….”
You get 17s to float in zero-G.
Where you going?
Me? I'mma float up to the top the W in Dallas and then do a wild cannonball into that pool.
That or float over Gregg Abbott and drop stuff on him.
Where you going?
Me? I'mma float up to the top the W in Dallas and then do a wild cannonball into that pool.
That or float over Gregg Abbott and drop stuff on him.
A viral post going around on Facebook, Reddit, 4chan and now even tik tok and X suggests this summer we may be in for up to 17 seconds of no gravity and NASA is hiding it from us to avoid panic. The post suggests a couple black holes interacting are responsible.
January 16, 2026 at 6:59 PM
You get 17s to float in zero-G.
Where you going?
Me? I'mma float up to the top the W in Dallas and then do a wild cannonball into that pool.
That or float over Gregg Abbott and drop stuff on him.
Where you going?
Me? I'mma float up to the top the W in Dallas and then do a wild cannonball into that pool.
That or float over Gregg Abbott and drop stuff on him.
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Kristi Noem On Renée Good Murder: ‘We Will Find The Immigrant Who Did This’
Kristi Noem On Renée Good Murder: ‘We Will Find The Immigrant Who Did This’
theonion.com
January 16, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Kristi Noem On Renée Good Murder: ‘We Will Find The Immigrant Who Did This’
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WHY WOULD YOU EAT A *SECOND* CHIP
Got my first bag of potato chips in months. Cracked it open. The first chip out of the bag was... soggy?
The second chip was almost fungal.
Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.
The second chip was almost fungal.
Baffled, I explored the bag and discovered AN ENTIRE POTATO. Unsliced, brined, like a wad of seasoning juice. It had survived, and now was juicing the chips.
January 16, 2026 at 5:43 PM
WHY WOULD YOU EAT A *SECOND* CHIP
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For no reason, I remembered today that I too once got to take a picture holding Nobel Prize that I didn't earn
January 16, 2026 at 3:14 PM
For no reason, I remembered today that I too once got to take a picture holding Nobel Prize that I didn't earn
Nextdoor is wild.
The replies, oh goodness, the replies.
The replies, oh goodness, the replies.
January 16, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Nextdoor is wild.
The replies, oh goodness, the replies.
The replies, oh goodness, the replies.
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Roses are red
Nazis are lurking
Beware of them here because
Nazis are lurking
Beware of them here because
X has stopped working
X has stopped working
www.independent.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Roses are red
Nazis are lurking
Beware of them here because
Nazis are lurking
Beware of them here because
"BUDGET RE-ESTIMATES ARE THE WORST." - Me, a non-accountant kinda person
January 16, 2026 at 4:20 PM
"BUDGET RE-ESTIMATES ARE THE WORST." - Me, a non-accountant kinda person