Joey Guanciale
@joebreslin.bsky.social
a cracked polystyrene man
DF #138. Jake Certified Good Dude™
philly sports
when's the last time you met a funky diabetic?
DF #138. Jake Certified Good Dude™
philly sports
when's the last time you met a funky diabetic?
Omg please bow to the Michelin man
November 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Omg please bow to the Michelin man
getting ready to receive my michelin star
a cartoon character with a blue michelin sash around his waist
Alt: michelin stars come to philly. yay.
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
getting ready to receive my michelin star
we need to hear what Tony has to say about this
‘Dancing With The Stars’ Criticized For Allowing Whitney Leavitt Extra Pair Of Legs https://theonion.com/dancing-with-the-stars-criticized-for-allowing-whitney-leavitt-extra-pair-of-legs/
November 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
we need to hear what Tony has to say about this
Did someone from Texas just solve the great New Jersey pork roll vs Taylor ham divide?
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Did someone from Texas just solve the great New Jersey pork roll vs Taylor ham divide?
Pork roll egg and cheese on a kaiser roll
November 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Pork roll egg and cheese on a kaiser roll
a broken clock is right twice a day.
Greene: I woke up this morning and I turned to my weather app to check the temperature and it was 32 degrees, and my first thought was hell has froze over
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
a broken clock is right twice a day.
The problem is the truth sits behind a paywall and people pay to amplify lies.
We should reboot journalism completely. Start from scratch. They should get those old timey hats and a pencil and figure it out from there
November 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The problem is the truth sits behind a paywall and people pay to amplify lies.
Reposted by Joey Guanciale
Amon-Ra St. Brown did another Trump impression on the field tonight because he was really sucking out there
November 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Amon-Ra St. Brown did another Trump impression on the field tonight because he was really sucking out there
Reposted by Joey Guanciale
Italians giveth, Italians taketh away.
That was the Eagles' worst offensive performance of the last two years based on EPA per drive.
That was the Eagles' 2nd-best defensive performance of the last two years based on EPA per drive.
That was the Eagles' 2nd-best defensive performance of the last two years based on EPA per drive.
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Italians giveth, Italians taketh away.
Cooper dejean!
a football player with the number 33 on his jersey is standing on the field
ALT: a football player with the number 33 on his jersey is standing on the field
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Cooper dejean!
Linguine, meatballs and sausage.
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November 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Linguine, meatballs and sausage.
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Meatball warning
November 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Meatball warning
could you imagine if he played in a sling it around offense with a guy like Rathman?
Davante Adams, super short-yardage WR, has TDs from this far out over the last five games:
2
1
1
3
4
2
1
2
1
1
3
4
2
1
November 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
could you imagine if he played in a sling it around offense with a guy like Rathman?
this is just about the best setlist I could ever hope for. only really missing decks dark.
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
this is just about the best setlist I could ever hope for. only really missing decks dark.
when Sour Diesel was SOUR and DIESEL.
not gonna lie I miss 90s NYC too but it's because of the delivery weed being the best in the world
November 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
when Sour Diesel was SOUR and DIESEL.
not gonna lie I miss 90s NYC too but it's because of the delivery weed being the best in the world
November 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
not gonna lie I miss 90s NYC too but it's because of the delivery weed being the best in the world
the organist's hands are the most mesmerizing thing
Phosphorescent performing "Song For Zula" Live on KCRW
YouTube video by KCRW
www.youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
the organist's hands are the most mesmerizing thing
this is perfect. I'd have thought it was in the Jonny arm brace era but I was wrong
Radiohead Perform "Fake Plastic Trees" Live on June 12, 1995 | Late Night with Conan O’Brien
YouTube video by Conan O'Brien
www.youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
this is perfect. I'd have thought it was in the Jonny arm brace era but I was wrong
Tortellini in Brodo. So simple, so good.
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November 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Tortellini in Brodo. So simple, so good.
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was he released to a sober friend?
A&M: Trooper who pointed at players sent home
Texas A&M said a state trooper who made contact with South Carolina players during Saturday's game has been relieved of his game-day duties.
www.espn.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
was he released to a sober friend?
'I feel like there's an Italian meat charge anywhere we go' - Katherine
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
'I feel like there's an Italian meat charge anywhere we go' - Katherine