Joey Guanciale
@joebreslin.bsky.social
a cracked polystyrene man
DF #138. Jake Certified Good Dude™
philly sports
when's the last time you met a funky diabetic?
aspiring bez
DF #138. Jake Certified Good Dude™
philly sports
when's the last time you met a funky diabetic?
aspiring bez
I'm sorry to bother you, can you please submit your receipts by EOB?
January 17, 2026 at 4:30 AM
I'm sorry to bother you, can you please submit your receipts by EOB?
little known fact: the first draft of Rosie the Riveter was her drinking a handle of Good Ol' American Bourbon.
Do we think that someone born in 1906 who had lived through WWI, the Spanish Flu, and the Great Depression was making these after Japan bombed Pearl Harbor?
January 16, 2026 at 6:26 PM
little known fact: the first draft of Rosie the Riveter was her drinking a handle of Good Ol' American Bourbon.
....because they bribed him with a plane?
Why the Trump administration is holding millions of dollars from Venezuelan oil sales in a Qatari bank | CNN Business
Hundreds of millions of dollars that the United States is raising from the sale of Venezuelan oil is being sequestered in Qatar. It’s an indirect path that could speed the flow of much-needed money to...
www.cnn.com
January 16, 2026 at 5:14 PM
....because they bribed him with a plane?
To quote Nelson Muntz: HA HA!
January 16, 2026 at 3:37 PM
To quote Nelson Muntz: HA HA!
I'm having a hard time breathing at the moment. This is real.
January 16, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I'm having a hard time breathing at the moment. This is real.
- The King of Prussia is cool, we should name a town after him!
- OK, what's his name?
- King.... of Prussia?
- OK, what's his name?
- King.... of Prussia?
January 16, 2026 at 12:09 AM
- The King of Prussia is cool, we should name a town after him!
- OK, what's his name?
- King.... of Prussia?
- OK, what's his name?
- King.... of Prussia?
I was running a cross country race outside of Atlantic City, ran the entire race with a dude from the other team when a half mile from the end a dog started chasing us.
I kept running the course, the other dude freaked out and ran the other way. Dog chased him and I beat him by over ten minutes
I kept running the course, the other dude freaked out and ran the other way. Dog chased him and I beat him by over ten minutes
A dog ran onto the track during a high school relay race – and covered 100m in 10.5 seconds. 🤗 ⚡️ #wednesdaymotivation
January 15, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I was running a cross country race outside of Atlantic City, ran the entire race with a dude from the other team when a half mile from the end a dog started chasing us.
I kept running the course, the other dude freaked out and ran the other way. Dog chased him and I beat him by over ten minutes
I kept running the course, the other dude freaked out and ran the other way. Dog chased him and I beat him by over ten minutes
Spaghetti al limone with shrimp and scallops 🍽️🍜
January 14, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Spaghetti al limone with shrimp and scallops 🍽️🍜
I had zero belief or expectation that the Phillies would be able to keep Ranger Suarez but I am so incredibly bummed that he's leaving.
January 14, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I had zero belief or expectation that the Phillies would be able to keep Ranger Suarez but I am so incredibly bummed that he's leaving.
is this a new way to say 'shit himself because realized he just murdered someone'?
January 14, 2026 at 4:53 PM
is this a new way to say 'shit himself because realized he just murdered someone'?
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Are one of y’all fucking with me
January 14, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Are one of y’all fucking with me
I don't want to get greedy but since the eagles won't win the super bowl this year, if it happened today I'd feel like they did.
Kevin Patullo has been fired. Here is Nick Sirianni’s statement.
January 13, 2026 at 8:42 PM
I don't want to get greedy but since the eagles won't win the super bowl this year, if it happened today I'd feel like they did.
fuck scott adams but also fuck cancer.
January 13, 2026 at 5:19 PM
fuck scott adams but also fuck cancer.
imagine looking around at everything going on and actually feeling superior because you didn't vote for her
January 13, 2026 at 3:30 PM
imagine looking around at everything going on and actually feeling superior because you didn't vote for her
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I’d like to congratulate everyone who no longer has to put up with my Eagles bullshit for a while
January 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
I’d like to congratulate everyone who no longer has to put up with my Eagles bullshit for a while
who knew 49ers AND Cowboys fans could both experience winning the superbowl on wild card weekend
January 12, 2026 at 12:57 AM
who knew 49ers AND Cowboys fans could both experience winning the superbowl on wild card weekend
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That's the worst Q has been burned in 2 years
January 11, 2026 at 9:44 PM
That's the worst Q has been burned in 2 years
this is insane
"If that's not a highlight reel goal I don't know what is"
Minnesota's Abbey Murphy beats her defender with a lacrosse move, then slides it over for Bella Fanale to score
Minnesota's Abbey Murphy beats her defender with a lacrosse move, then slides it over for Bella Fanale to score
January 11, 2026 at 8:37 PM
this is insane
feels very wheels off to be shirt off in a pool at an NFL game
January 11, 2026 at 8:21 PM
feels very wheels off to be shirt off in a pool at an NFL game