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Joey Guanciale
@joebreslin.bsky.social
a cracked polystyrene man
DF #138. Jake Certified Good Dude™
philly sports
when's the last time you met a funky diabetic?
aspiring bez
can not wait to walk down West 27th
Killahurtz~West On 27th [A Tribe Called KHz Mix]
YouTube video by Waddleofwigan
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January 18, 2026 at 3:49 PM
England 865AD:
God the Vikings are stupid
January 18, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Reposted by Joey Guanciale
I don’t make the rules, but when it’s reposting this, I damn well follow them and YOU’D BETTER TOO. youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica
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January 18, 2026 at 2:46 AM
They love when 9 guys push the running back forward but want to ban 2 pushing the QB
January 18, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Jigsaw going into break
January 18, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Reposted by Joey Guanciale
that is a complete makeup flag, holy shit.

Either swallow the whistles or don't but stop the tickytack shit
January 18, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Joshua Fraud Allen
January 18, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Reposted by Joey Guanciale
Josh Allen is the MVP of some dumb shit
January 17, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Jalen Hurts is NEVER that careless with the ball
January 17, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Lance peanut butter crackers are way better than Ritz peanut butter crackers.
January 17, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Reposted by Joey Guanciale
Fückin' guy's gonna ruin everything over some fückin' ice patch in the Arctic. Príck.
January 17, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Clearance Ice cream
January 17, 2026 at 5:02 PM
"So do the Eagles play anymore or are they done?"
a woman is sitting in front of a microphone with the word bruh written on her face .
Alt: 'no, they lost.' regardless, go birds.
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 2:09 PM
I'm sorry to bother you, can you please submit your receipts by EOB?
BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting
January 17, 2026 at 4:30 AM
little known fact: the first draft of Rosie the Riveter was her drinking a handle of Good Ol' American Bourbon.
Do we think that someone born in 1906 who had lived through WWI, the Spanish Flu, and the Great Depression was making these after Japan bombed Pearl Harbor?
January 16, 2026 at 6:26 PM
To quote Nelson Muntz: HA HA!
January 16, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I'm having a hard time breathing at the moment. This is real.
January 16, 2026 at 1:27 AM
- The King of Prussia is cool, we should name a town after him!
- OK, what's his name?
- King.... of Prussia?
January 16, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I was running a cross country race outside of Atlantic City, ran the entire race with a dude from the other team when a half mile from the end a dog started chasing us.

I kept running the course, the other dude freaked out and ran the other way. Dog chased him and I beat him by over ten minutes
A dog ran onto the track during a high school relay race – and covered 100m in 10.5 seconds. 🤗 ⚡️ #wednesdaymotivation
January 15, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Spaghetti al limone with shrimp and scallops 🍽️🍜
January 14, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I had zero belief or expectation that the Phillies would be able to keep Ranger Suarez but I am so incredibly bummed that he's leaving.
January 14, 2026 at 7:50 PM
is this a new way to say 'shit himself because realized he just murdered someone'?
Zero percent chance this is true.
January 14, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Reposted by Joey Guanciale
Are one of y’all fucking with me
January 14, 2026 at 3:54 AM
I don't want to get greedy but since the eagles won't win the super bowl this year, if it happened today I'd feel like they did.
Kevin Patullo has been fired. Here is Nick Sirianni’s statement.
January 13, 2026 at 8:42 PM