Joey Guanciale
@joebreslin.bsky.social
a cracked polystyrene man
DF #138. Jake Certified Good Dude™
philly sports
when's the last time you met a funky diabetic?
DF #138. Jake Certified Good Dude™
philly sports
when's the last time you met a funky diabetic?
Paddy's going for a michelin star would be a good update to the one where they held the reviewer hostage
November 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Paddy's going for a michelin star would be a good update to the one where they held the reviewer hostage
Can't even eat at the counter anymore
a baby with a sad look on his face
ALT: a baby with a sad look on his face
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Can't even eat at the counter anymore
same but italian grocers
November 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
same but italian grocers
Im going to start calling tacos Old El Paso Quesadillas
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Im going to start calling tacos Old El Paso Quesadillas
'Taylor ham' is a brand of pork roll. It is also very notably, not ham.
It's like calling all toilet paper 'kleenex facial tissue (but it's really for your ass)'
It's like calling all toilet paper 'kleenex facial tissue (but it's really for your ass)'
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
'Taylor ham' is a brand of pork roll. It is also very notably, not ham.
It's like calling all toilet paper 'kleenex facial tissue (but it's really for your ass)'
It's like calling all toilet paper 'kleenex facial tissue (but it's really for your ass)'
Pork roll is not ham
November 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Pork roll is not ham
we've had the heat on for a couple of weeks. hasn't been on the whole time but it was chilly last night
elmo from sesame street is screaming in front of a fire and the words philly !!!
ALT: elmo from sesame street is screaming in front of a fire and the words philly !!!
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
we've had the heat on for a couple of weeks. hasn't been on the whole time but it was chilly last night
yikes bro. still time to delete.
November 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
yikes bro. still time to delete.
no septa, no victory
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
no septa, no victory
did you get SEPTA funded?
November 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
did you get SEPTA funded?
Lane Johnson is going to be out 4-6 weeks.
November 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Lane Johnson is going to be out 4-6 weeks.