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“We can judge our progress by the courage of our questions and the depth of our answers, our willingness to embrace what is true rather than what feels good.” -Carl Sagan
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Every single bad thing happening right now is happening because of a penis. Literally penises. Penises that wanted to get laid or penises that are angry because they’re too small. It’s all penises, all the way down.
lol Mavs are cooked like a turkey
February 18, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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Check out his brother. Looks like a Ned Flanders/Hulk Hogan mashup.
February 17, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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it's hard to see someone else live your dream
Just watched the Weiner-mobile pick up someone from the airport
February 17, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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For years, the FDA website warned of products and remedies claiming to treat autism that were being marketed deceptively and can be harmful.

Just a few:
•hyperbaric oxygen therapies
•chlorine dioxide
•raw camel milk.

Now, under RFK Jr, that advisory is gone.

New, @megomatz.bsky.social
Chlorine Dioxide, Raw Camel Milk: The FDA No Longer Warns Against These and Other Ineffective Autism Treatments
The FDA has taken down a webpage warning about therapies and products making “false claims” of treating autism. It’s part of a series of actions the agency has taken under Secretary Robert F. Kennedy ...
www.propublica.org
February 18, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Don Huffines being in the Epstein stuff is the least surprising shit ever
February 18, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Just saw a woman walking down the street with a Looney Tunes Tasmanian Devil plushie that looked like it was wearing a basketball jersey a la Space Jam, and I’ve never hoped harder that I accidentally time travelled.
February 18, 2026 at 1:40 PM
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come on he can't look like that. You can't be buying the Pedo Ranch and look like a shaved Grinch who keeps showing up at Cindy Lou Who's place even when it isn't Christmas Eve.
February 17, 2026 at 7:57 PM
NO ONE WANTS THIS. GO AWAY.
February 18, 2026 at 4:47 AM
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in juco, during two-a-days (evening edition), trainers forgot to bring the cold powerade and i legit screamed in agony. out loud. boys called me “hot boy” for weeks after.
let's hear some more of these Olympic Moments, what's your greatest personal sports-related tantrum
Yinz guys are special writers and always make me laugh.......

This is beyond relatable

I rolled a bowling bowl across a parking lot and into the woods. I drove home in my bowling shoes. I haven't picked a ball up since. Almost 24 years.
February 18, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I hit the jackpot looking for suits today.
February 18, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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We’ve come full circle
February 18, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Evil.
After a discussion with their attorney, I have confirmed that Juan, his 16-month-old sister, his mom, and his dad have been deported.
February 18, 2026 at 4:38 AM
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In 1924, President Calvin Coolidge’s son died from a blister on his toe. He played tennis on the White House courts without socks and the resulting infection developed into fatal septicemia.
before antibiotics did people just die all the time from everything?
February 18, 2026 at 4:36 AM
If this isn’t proof that AI is bullshit, I don’t what is
February 17, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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get home from work, sit down on the couch, and first thing i see on my TL is this shit lmao
Once loved the Nuzzi, now I wear jeans into the cuzzi
February 17, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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next summer family reunion bout to be AWKWARD
February 17, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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“.. ‘many system vendors will go bankrupt or exit product lines due to a lack of memory. Mobile phone production will be reduced by 200-250 million units, and PC and TV production will be significantly reduced.’ Yikes.”

@pcgamer.com #DRAM
www.pcgamer.com/hardware/mem...
February 17, 2026 at 6:37 PM
The mall is a weird place these days.
February 17, 2026 at 7:13 PM
February 17, 2026 at 4:28 PM
February 17, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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People are just getting walloped in the balls left and right here. Steve-O levels of KOs to the cajones. First guy gets six or seven sticks right to the sack.
Here's 6.5 minutes of slalom skiers eating shit in a snowstorm at the Olympics, if that's your thing.

Monday's men's slalom finals had an astounding 52 DNFs across the first run.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Tms...
www.youtube.com
February 17, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Same, it sucks.
February 17, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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February 17, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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jesse jackson was the first candidate i ever worked for because he was the only democrat saying that we needed to UNDO what reagan had done rather than just accept it as the new reality

not that this has any relevance to the current moment
February 17, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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February 17, 2026 at 2:52 PM