@profhedgehog.bsky.social
Now I understand. Jovial Merriment is my new favorite Uma.
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Now I understand. Jovial Merriment is my new favorite Uma.
Get me TIkToks of Spider Man!
November 15, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Get me TIkToks of Spider Man!
What buffoon called them dentures instead of a tooth-pe
November 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
What buffoon called them dentures instead of a tooth-pe
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I love fancy machines
Gears, and cogs, and pipes that shoot steam
Knobs and buttons and levers and cranks
Fancy machines make me wanna say thanks
Gears, and cogs, and pipes that shoot steam
Knobs and buttons and levers and cranks
Fancy machines make me wanna say thanks
November 14, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I love fancy machines
Gears, and cogs, and pipes that shoot steam
Knobs and buttons and levers and cranks
Fancy machines make me wanna say thanks
Gears, and cogs, and pipes that shoot steam
Knobs and buttons and levers and cranks
Fancy machines make me wanna say thanks
Which idol-like entity has the stongest beam attack?
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Which idol-like entity has the stongest beam attack?
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we decided to give the computers that run society the weakness from the 1966 television show "star trek" where you can argue with them in plain english to defeat them
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
we decided to give the computers that run society the weakness from the 1966 television show "star trek" where you can argue with them in plain english to defeat them
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
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the nectar of the dogs (puddle water)
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
the nectar of the dogs (puddle water)
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Once I told a teacher I didn’t have my algebra homework because the gales of November came early. She failed me, which was very disrespectful to the sailors lost that day.
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Once I told a teacher I didn’t have my algebra homework because the gales of November came early. She failed me, which was very disrespectful to the sailors lost that day.
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Schumer would sell his soul to the devil for a box of Cheezits and a promise that Satan will totally think about torturing him less.
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Schumer would sell his soul to the devil for a box of Cheezits and a promise that Satan will totally think about torturing him less.
I can spend a little time in the Skinner box. As a treat.
November 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I can spend a little time in the Skinner box. As a treat.
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is what they took from you
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II’m at a restaurant and they’re singing their own happy birthday song. I thought we killed that tradition during quarantine. I’m gonna have to release a stronger plague.
November 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
II’m at a restaurant and they’re singing their own happy birthday song. I thought we killed that tradition during quarantine. I’m gonna have to release a stronger plague.
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TRANSITION CO-CHAIR LINA KHAN!?!?!??!
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
TRANSITION CO-CHAIR LINA KHAN!?!?!??!
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Mind.... Mind gob,,.,mind gobblin...
I went to a place called Mind Goblin Games today.
No I'm not setting you up for a joke.
It's real.
No I'm not setting you up for a joke.
It's real.
November 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Mind.... Mind gob,,.,mind gobblin...
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tried to search Bluesky to see if Sona Systems is down for anyone else, and found a buncha peoples' Fursonas instead.
I don't know how I didn't see that coming.
I don't know how I didn't see that coming.
October 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
tried to search Bluesky to see if Sona Systems is down for anyone else, and found a buncha peoples' Fursonas instead.
I don't know how I didn't see that coming.
I don't know how I didn't see that coming.
The Spirit Halloween foam swords are part of my enrichment.
October 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The Spirit Halloween foam swords are part of my enrichment.
You can't get addicted to social media Skinner boxes if you never post anything that could generate a positive response.
October 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
You can't get addicted to social media Skinner boxes if you never post anything that could generate a positive response.
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Being a guy who loves paprika is a lonely life, but when I run into a fellow preak freak we connect on a deeper level.
October 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Being a guy who loves paprika is a lonely life, but when I run into a fellow preak freak we connect on a deeper level.
For the sake of balance, the Louvre thieves should sell the jewels to the National Museum of Fine Arts of Algiers.
October 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
For the sake of balance, the Louvre thieves should sell the jewels to the National Museum of Fine Arts of Algiers.
Snake: *hisses*
Me: Ooops sorry buddy didn't see you there.
Snake: *boos*
Me: Okay, rude
Me: Ooops sorry buddy didn't see you there.
Snake: *boos*
Me: Okay, rude
October 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Snake: *hisses*
Me: Ooops sorry buddy didn't see you there.
Snake: *boos*
Me: Okay, rude
Me: Ooops sorry buddy didn't see you there.
Snake: *boos*
Me: Okay, rude
Y'all motherfuckers could use a nourishing broth.
October 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Y'all motherfuckers could use a nourishing broth.
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capyberus
October 21, 2025 at 12:48 PM
capyberus
I am not a huge fan of shield bugs, but I think I would be even less jazzed about sword bugs.
October 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I am not a huge fan of shield bugs, but I think I would be even less jazzed about sword bugs.