Help! My swim has gone terribly wrong and now there's a

Do better

My wife made this meme

I had a vision, which I will attempt to convey with my limited artistic abilities:
A hand touches a dark mirrored surface which ripples.
The camera pans to the side revealing a person's face and this creature behind them
The creature coops them up and tosses them through the mirror lengthwise

AI generated images in the safety training? No way! I love having lunch on the infinite quad!

The emperor of mankind

A classic