Imagine thinking Scree-Ree is tall. I would never.

They are looking for all the treasure you buried

According to Pope Gregory I, this would be Mary Magdalene actually.

Excuse me, yes? Did you say you wanted an absolute fuck-ton of lettuce? You want more lettuce than anyone could possibly consume, right? Excellent. Here you go. Twice your volume in lettuce! You are welcome!

Two and a half?

What about two pans of brownies?

Please do my research for me. I will give you a pan of brownies.