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Niall H.
@prime3k.bsky.social
56 followers 98 following 84 posts
Gamer, Pepsi Max addict, lover of burgers & live comedy. (He/Him)
|| XBL: PrimeThreeK --- Discord: Prime_3k

Nottingham, UK
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lastpositivist.bsky.social
To get the vibe of 40k imagine this guy is aiming at an orphan guilty of wrong!think while travelling on a spaceship achieving ftl by taking a detour through hell.
A medieval knight aims a sniper rifle
January 28, 2026 at 9:01 PM
prime3k.bsky.social
Pizza, mogs and great company. What more could you want on a Wednesday evening?
A silly orange cat, sitting handsomely next to a cat tree. A fancy little lady, sat with her paws tucked neatly. Mango, the grey cat, looking chunky and haunted. A ridiculous tuxedo cat, ready for chaos and yeets.
January 28, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
AI TRAINING??? YES PLEASE!!!
3 panel comic Panel 1: Blue Guy sits at a desk with a laptop. Purple Guy is his teacher. He points to a spot on the laptop screen. Purple Guy: “What’s this” Panel 2: Close up on screen. Purple Guy is pointing to a sentence that starts with “I think that…” Blue Guy: “An original thought” Panel 3: Purple Guy hurls the laptop into Blue Guy’s face and screams “START AGAIN”
January 28, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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natemorebikes.bsky.social
January 27, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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mrlovenstein.bsky.social
January 27, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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matthighton.bsky.social
If Bilbo had Chat GPT
January 27, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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granitetide.bsky.social
this is still the best thing ever posted on twitter
wint @dril. 6m @McDonalds i have an a 1 million dollar idea that will pull your failing company directly out of the toilet, hear me out. 12 wint @dril 6m @McDonalds all right. so first off we know that the hamburglar has become soft in recent years, the customers no longer fear him 今 273 13 wint @dril 6m @McDonalds and it is necessary, I believe, to threaten your customers with some sort of villain, to increase the perceived valueof your food 41 7 wint @dril 6m @McDonalds but how do you shake the core of a public fresh off the heel's of the 9/11 atrocities. what is it that they fear the most 271 wint @dril 5m @McDonalds they fear Chaos. they fear those who dont simply loot and plunder as the hamburglar does, but those who seek to Destroy. 31 wint @dril 5m @McDonalds and so me & the boys have invented "the mcshitter", a fictional man who jumps up on tables and shits all over the customers meals 234 wint @dril 5m @McDonalds i know its fucked up. but "shit" is one of the last few apolitical threats. 99% of ppl on both sides of the spectrum dont like it 4 7 wint @dril. 5m @McDonalds this is money in the bank. put the mcshitter in all of your branding, and enjoy a tenfold increase in likes and re-tweets wint @dril-5m 2 5 @McDonalds your current slogan, "Im Lovin It", will no longer do. i would suggest replacing it with "Look out. Here comes the McShitter 6 wint @dril 4m @McDonalds it will go without saying that hes an ugly son of a bitch. goblin-like. someone you'd particularly not want shitting on your food 23 2 6 wint @dril-4m @McDonalds i would suggest studying caricatures from early 1900s racist war propaganda to help your team devise his gruesome appearance 232 wint @dril 5 Following Replying to @dril @McDonalds @McDonalds thats it. thank you for hearing me out. i am a huge fan of the"big mac" and im nice once you get to know me
January 26, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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oldenoughtosay.com
Idk I kinda think we should bring beliefs like this back. Tell them we gotta fix global warming asap or the Leviathan will escape. We gotta sacrifice another billionaire to the ocean or the harvest will be bad and food will get more expensive
jpbrammer.bsky.social JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 2d
a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
a screenshot of google maps of what appears to be a giant snake in the ocean
January 26, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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seannorthridge.bsky.social
Gan Tíoránaigh, Gan Ríthe, Gan ICE
January 26, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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goatburgler.bsky.social
Split screen of a younger and more recent Sam Altman. There are 2 captions: On the younger Sam: "OpenAl 2015: Profit - $0" On the more recent Sam: "OpenAl 2025: Profit - $0,000,000,000"
January 26, 2026 at 12:39 PM
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valleyguitarist.bsky.social
Kwik Fit's Thought Sommelier said my offside rear tyre might have a rich inner life
Anthropic's philosopher says we don't know for sure if AI can feel.
January 26, 2026 at 5:55 AM
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tobyontv.bsky.social
Reform, the Bin Juice Tories
January 26, 2026 at 12:24 PM
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bencoates1.bsky.social
commiserations to non-Dutch speakers, who will never know what this is about
January 25, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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seamas.bsky.social
Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.
A screenshot from the Graham Linehan Facebook page, dated January 26, 2017. "Here's something to watch for: sub-par entertainers/hacks etc smelling that sweet right wing sucker money and making their move."
January 26, 2026 at 9:00 AM
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gregolear.bsky.social
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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vamospeat.bsky.social
mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get
January 25, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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samuelwa.de
Lo, as the Great Seer hath foretold:
@dril tweets: Bog Off, Fuckazoid. Im Cramming Packets Beyond Digital Light Speed Injecting Pure Fire Into The Blogomedia SuperFrame For The God Damn Lord
January 26, 2026 at 6:00 AM
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llobrow.bsky.social
If Lance Armstrong, why legs pedal?
April 29, 2023 at 9:28 PM
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snakepixel.art
People keep saying the codenames in Metal Gear Solid sound like Megaman X bosses, so I decided to give them actual designs. Matches the scale of my other X mockups.

Something I've been sitting on for several years that I finally decided to wrap up tonight.
#megaman #pixelart #ドット絵
Pixel art of various animal themed robot bosses. The tag at the top says MegaGear X
January 25, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
US government rn
A cartoon of a news report. The picture shows a government official doing a press conference flanked by goons. The headline reads “A man attacked federal bullets with his body” Underneath the picture is a quote saying “those bullets had families”
January 25, 2026 at 11:29 AM
prime3k.bsky.social
Malta, you were bloody lovely, even with the storm early in the week and more rain than we'd have liked.

Home now with a takeaway on the way.
January 25, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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edmorrish.bsky.social
Badger, from Bodger & Badger (a puppet badger), with a speech bubble to make it look like he’s saying the post below
January 25, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
I don't have any news to counteract the terrible news of the last few days, so here is a thread of cute animals eating things, with most with crunchy cromchy sounds.

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December 15, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
carrying on with my silly little posts while the world falls completely apart:
frank Reynolds (Danny Devito) wearing a suit and driving a vehicle while turning to the back seat and holding up a lump-with-handle to ask "can I offer you a nice cow tool in this trying time?"
March 31, 2025 at 12:39 PM