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November 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Heepity jeepity
Curated poetry
Makes LLMs do what-
Ever you want

Single-turn jailbreaking
Vulnerability
Bypass your guardrails and
Serve us some cunt
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."

https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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im feeling my meme again
November 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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I think I need to speak to someone in power regarding Nov 21st, WHATS HAPPENING
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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you can honey nut anything, not just cheerios. It's illegal but you can do it with a special kit
November 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I love ads with "Results not typical" disclaimers.

"Our product doesn't work like this, you should buy it!"
November 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Spared at curling and got to do organized stuff with cool people and then after have wide ranging chat over many delicious snacks.
I recommend doing stuff with folks!
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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a reminder, should you have a partner working late / out of town and are following the natural urge to eat something stupid: I moved the post over years ago, you don't need Twitter screenshots
SPOUSE: I have to work late Thursday
OUTER MONOLOGUE: I am going to miss you
INNER MONOLOGUE: I am going to eat something very stupid
November 6, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I really hope they leave it like this
[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!
November 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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One thing I think is interesting about him is that people often associate being politically deft and able to think on your feet (and not drive into a ditch) with a lack of commitment to your beliefs, and I think he’s a good example of how those don’t have to be the same thing at all.
November 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Solid as a rock
November 3, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Look at us. We’re all here, on the 97th most popular social media site, enjoying a live event together.
August 20, 2024 at 3:03 AM
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Ridiculous no one has yet published a basketball novel called They Shoot HORSE Don't They?
October 31, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Before you click on that you should know that MPREG is not a video file format
October 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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This is just to say

I have left
two legs
of stone
in the desert

and which
were meant
to uphold
a visage

forgive me
they were
so vast
and so trunkless
October 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
My granddad's siblings were "aunt"s and "uncle"s. so were their kids. so was my great uncle's long term male roommate (nobody explained stuff to kids back then)
Wait, are people really upset that Mamdani spoke about his “aunt,” and it was actually his father’s cousin and not his father’s sibling?

Because that is an extremely normal thing a lot of cultures do. Including a lot of large Jewish families!
In a bit of a tense moment, one of the La Mega co-hosts presses Mamdani on why he "lied" about his "aunt" having been scared to ride the subway after 9/11 while wearing a hijab.

Mamdani says it was "not a lie" because he refers to his father's cousin as his "aunt."
October 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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If Sun-, Mon-, or Tues- the -day do be,

The game is on Peacock or perhaps N- and/or ABC;

If Wednesday has come round again,

'Tis wise to check ESPN;

Yet if it be long weekend time,

Search Disney's sports verticals, but first try searching Prime
Posting again as a public service (and because I can't freakin' remember either):
October 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Is it a library haunted by teens or is the haunted library itself a teen?
October 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Turns out Idiocracy was too optimistic.
October 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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The US froze aid to Colombia
Much of which is used to fight drug cartels
Because the president of Colombia said the US killed Colombian fishermen
In what is supposed to be a US military campaign to stop drug cartels
October 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Who brings a hen to a cockfight?
From the University of Delaware’s Blue Hens FAQ
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I have a theory that people like chatting with ai because it's the only time they get to thought-dump without judgment. Working through what is going on in your brain is good!

Lately I have returned to morning pages for this and I recommend it.

750words.com is one way to do it.
750 Words - Practice Writing Every Day
A private journaling community for unfiltered, spontaneous, daily writing.
750words.com
October 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
back in my day, we named our businesses like they were screaming so they'd be first in their Yellow Pages section. AAAAAAAA Plumbing
October 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
👊🇺🇸🔥
WHAT THE FUCK
October 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM