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Here on official Godzilla business!!! I hate sports. Perfect 5⭐️ Uber rating. The same decaying organic matter as everything else. Tweets & thoughts are my own. (He/Him)
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Football season only lasts 4 months but you can say stupid sh*t about it all year long.
Getting closer.
Your citizenship will not save you.
Your citizenship will not save you.
Reporter: You said that you might denaturalize American citizens?
Trump: If we have criminals that came in and were naturalized through Biden or somebody that didn’t’ know what they were doing—if I have the power to do it… I would denaturalize
Trump: If we have criminals that came in and were naturalized through Biden or somebody that didn’t’ know what they were doing—if I have the power to do it… I would denaturalize
December 1, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Getting closer.
Your citizenship will not save you.
Your citizenship will not save you.
The age of the Stranger Things kids is distracting.
December 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The age of the Stranger Things kids is distracting.
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The first strike was also murder. You can’t just up and kill civilians on the high seas and then claim you were at war with them.
Reporter: If there were a second strike that killed wounded people, would that be legal?
Trump: I don’t know that happened and Pete said he did not even know what people were talking about. I wouldn’t have wanted a second strike. The first strike was very lethal. It was fine.
Trump: I don’t know that happened and Pete said he did not even know what people were talking about. I wouldn’t have wanted a second strike. The first strike was very lethal. It was fine.
November 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The first strike was also murder. You can’t just up and kill civilians on the high seas and then claim you were at war with them.
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Kristi Noem and Pete Hegseth need to realize that while Trump has presidential immunity, they do not. Their federal immunity is at the discretion of whether or not Trump blanket pardons them on his way out of office, and they’re not immune from state or international prosecution.
WELKER: The DOJ said in a court filing that when the administration was ordered to stop sending migrants to El Salvador, you personally made the call to continue the flights anyway. Do you acknowledge that?
NOEM: We have court filings going on. I'll let them continue to play through that process
NOEM: We have court filings going on. I'll let them continue to play through that process
November 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Kristi Noem and Pete Hegseth need to realize that while Trump has presidential immunity, they do not. Their federal immunity is at the discretion of whether or not Trump blanket pardons them on his way out of office, and they’re not immune from state or international prosecution.
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Happy for Auburn fans, who get to root for an aggressively normal good football coach instead of Hugh Freeze, DJ Durkin, Bryan Harsin, or even Tommy Tuberville
November 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Happy for Auburn fans, who get to root for an aggressively normal good football coach instead of Hugh Freeze, DJ Durkin, Bryan Harsin, or even Tommy Tuberville
Wait, his wife is named Alexis?
Alex and Alexis Golesh?
Alex and Alexis Golesh?
November 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Wait, his wife is named Alexis?
Alex and Alexis Golesh?
Alex and Alexis Golesh?
It's the most competent they've looked in years.
IN YEARS!
IN YEARS!
Not trying to give overwhelming credit to John Cohen, who hired Hugh Freeze and clearly gave a real look at hiring DJ Durkin. BUT winding up with Golesh after their top target all along picked Florida over them, and doing it while running a fairly quiet search, is good administrating
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
It's the most competent they've looked in years.
IN YEARS!
IN YEARS!
I had mentally accepted it was going to be Durkin and let me tell you I am hootin’ and hollerin’ right now!
Going from DJ Durkin worries to this has to feel amazing
November 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I had mentally accepted it was going to be Durkin and let me tell you I am hootin’ and hollerin’ right now!
Thank god it’s not Durkin.
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Thank god it’s not Durkin.
This country is in the beginning stages of an ethnic cleansing operation.
Mark Kelly: "This president, when he says things like 'third world countries,' what is he really saying? I think what he's saying is he doesn't want brown people in our country. And that's disturbing. It's un-American."
November 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This country is in the beginning stages of an ethnic cleansing operation.
This country is in the beginning stages of an ethnic cleansing operation.
Kristi Noem refuses to directly answer a question about what Trump means by "remigration" -- a word that, as Kristen Welker notes, is often invoked by white nationalists in Europe
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This country is in the beginning stages of an ethnic cleansing operation.
Next year?
They’re telling you the economy is going to stay bad.
They’re telling you the economy is going to stay bad.
Kevin Hassett: "Turkey prices were down 19 cents. I bought two different ones because some other show was criticizing me because I said, 'Oh, generic turkeys are pretty good.' So I made two this time and I didn't really notice the difference, so buy the cheaper turkey next year, folks."
November 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Next year?
They’re telling you the economy is going to stay bad.
They’re telling you the economy is going to stay bad.
I'm gonna answer Rocky Horror. And not because people would be surprised I like it. Lile, that tracks.
It's the depth. It's the fact that this movie LITERALLY changed my life, introduced me to new ways to find validation.
It's made life worth living. I mean that. Very seriously.
It's the depth. It's the fact that this movie LITERALLY changed my life, introduced me to new ways to find validation.
It's made life worth living. I mean that. Very seriously.
What is a movie that you love that would surprise most people who know you?
November 30, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I'm gonna answer Rocky Horror. And not because people would be surprised I like it. Lile, that tracks.
It's the depth. It's the fact that this movie LITERALLY changed my life, introduced me to new ways to find validation.
It's made life worth living. I mean that. Very seriously.
It's the depth. It's the fact that this movie LITERALLY changed my life, introduced me to new ways to find validation.
It's made life worth living. I mean that. Very seriously.
Just saw a ridiculous Deal Dash ad that stole 3 jobs from working actors using AI.
November 30, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Just saw a ridiculous Deal Dash ad that stole 3 jobs from working actors using AI.
I'll say this:
Fuck DJ Durkin. I hope he doesn't get the gig. But tonight was the first time in 3 fucking years I was able to FEEL something about Auburn football, and I hated it. In a good way.
War Eagle, y'all.
Fuck DJ Durkin. I hope he doesn't get the gig. But tonight was the first time in 3 fucking years I was able to FEEL something about Auburn football, and I hated it. In a good way.
War Eagle, y'all.
November 30, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I'll say this:
Fuck DJ Durkin. I hope he doesn't get the gig. But tonight was the first time in 3 fucking years I was able to FEEL something about Auburn football, and I hated it. In a good way.
War Eagle, y'all.
Fuck DJ Durkin. I hope he doesn't get the gig. But tonight was the first time in 3 fucking years I was able to FEEL something about Auburn football, and I hated it. In a good way.
War Eagle, y'all.
So, not win a World Series ever?
Cyber man
Cyber man
Does whatever a padre can
Cyber man
Does whatever a padre can
What's your favorite superhero
November 30, 2025 at 6:48 AM
So, not win a World Series ever?
what the fuck was that play call?
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
what the fuck was that play call?
wow i hate that play so bad
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
wow i hate that play so bad
Cammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Cammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
He looks like shit.
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
He looks like shit.
Uh oh.
Weird shit™️ is happening...
Weird shit™️ is happening...
November 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Uh oh.
Weird shit™️ is happening...
Weird shit™️ is happening...
someone please catch a pass
November 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
someone please catch a pass
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Achievement unlocked! 2025 Florida State is now the first non-bowl team since 2007 ULM to have beaten Alabama.
November 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Achievement unlocked! 2025 Florida State is now the first non-bowl team since 2007 ULM to have beaten Alabama.