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Here on official Godzilla business!!! I hate sports. Perfect 5⭐️ Uber rating. The same decaying organic matter as everything else. Tweets & thoughts are my own. (He/Him)
Tom Brady in that Mustang.
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Tom Brady in that Mustang.
Hit the fuckin’ jackpot in the drive thru.
November 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Hit the fuckin’ jackpot in the drive thru.
I deal with the AI so the staff doesn't have to!
November 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I deal with the AI so the staff doesn't have to!
He’s been gone 3 days and things are already getting better.
November 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
He’s been gone 3 days and things are already getting better.
Fuck this guy.
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Fuck this guy.
Tick tock, Hugh.
November 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Tick tock, Hugh.
How to watch gm7.
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
How to watch gm7.
Ok yes but how about being “chatgpt-ed into bed”??? 😂
October 12, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Ok yes but how about being “chatgpt-ed into bed”??? 😂
Preseason polls are dumber than dog shit and we should stop doing them.
October 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Preseason polls are dumber than dog shit and we should stop doing them.
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt
I have a history of taking off my shirt
October 2, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt
I have a history of taking off my shirt
Oh my god I got blueskied!
September 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Oh my god I got blueskied!
I dunno, this could be pretty hilarious.
September 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I dunno, this could be pretty hilarious.