Plod
@policemanslot.bsky.social
Full time police officer, part time social worker, psychiatrist, marriage guidance counselor and dog whisperer. Godwin's Law is not justicable.
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Everything is the fault of foreigners, everything can be fixed by penalising foreigners. To call them Little Englanders is generous and euphemistic.
Reform’s £25bn p/a savings plan. A theme emerges:
- ending foreign aid
- increase immigration health surcharge paid by foreigners
- deport foreign criminals
- end UC payments to foreign nationals
- ending foreign aid
- increase immigration health surcharge paid by foreigners
- deport foreign criminals
- end UC payments to foreign nationals
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Everything is the fault of foreigners, everything can be fixed by penalising foreigners. To call them Little Englanders is generous and euphemistic.
I took a mock version of the British citizenship test in solidarity with some mates who are taking the real thing. I guess it's back to the Austro-Hungarian Empire for me...
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I took a mock version of the British citizenship test in solidarity with some mates who are taking the real thing. I guess it's back to the Austro-Hungarian Empire for me...
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The asylum and refugee system is supposed to be about helping people. It’s unconscionable that the dialogue has flipped into using it to punish people.
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
The asylum and refugee system is supposed to be about helping people. It’s unconscionable that the dialogue has flipped into using it to punish people.
The People's Front of Judea
NEW: Inside the Corbyn-Sultana power struggle
— upcoming Corbyn v Sultana leadership race (+ ‘plague on all your houses’ candidate?)
— Jamie Driscoll + Adnan Hussain bow out
— ambition for conference reduced
— plan for the party’s name
& more 👇 www.politicshome.com/news/article...
— upcoming Corbyn v Sultana leadership race (+ ‘plague on all your houses’ candidate?)
— Jamie Driscoll + Adnan Hussain bow out
— ambition for conference reduced
— plan for the party’s name
& more 👇 www.politicshome.com/news/article...
November 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The People's Front of Judea
DI: "We have no money left in the overtime buget"
Me: *works 21 hour shift* "What about now Guv?"
Me: *works 21 hour shift* "What about now Guv?"
November 17, 2025 at 9:31 AM
DI: "We have no money left in the overtime buget"
Me: *works 21 hour shift* "What about now Guv?"
Me: *works 21 hour shift* "What about now Guv?"
@brickcop.bsky.social I've found your spiritual ancestor.
1920s juries were not taken to crime scenes and so the murder scene of Emily Kaye in an Eastbourne bungalow was brought to them in 1924 thanks to the craft skills of PC Edward Er Onan Shelah (1890-1962) at Brixton Police Station. #CM150 #Museum30 #making #truecrime
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 AM
@brickcop.bsky.social I've found your spiritual ancestor.
Did any of them ever commission any crimes?
Part of me is still sad we called them Police & Crime Commissioners. Rather than Sheriffs.
Police and crime commissioners to be abolished, government to announce
November 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Did any of them ever commission any crimes?
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Advice I received early in my career: Be loyal to your colleagues, but not the institution. Because the institution doesn't care about you.
Never truer.
Never truer.
November 12, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Advice I received early in my career: Be loyal to your colleagues, but not the institution. Because the institution doesn't care about you.
Never truer.
Never truer.
Dear BBC Radio 3,
You wouldn't play Hark the Herald Angel Sing in June. It's no less jarring for you to play Bruch arrangement of Kol Nidre in November.
Regards,
Plod
You wouldn't play Hark the Herald Angel Sing in June. It's no less jarring for you to play Bruch arrangement of Kol Nidre in November.
Regards,
Plod
November 3, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Dear BBC Radio 3,
You wouldn't play Hark the Herald Angel Sing in June. It's no less jarring for you to play Bruch arrangement of Kol Nidre in November.
Regards,
Plod
You wouldn't play Hark the Herald Angel Sing in June. It's no less jarring for you to play Bruch arrangement of Kol Nidre in November.
Regards,
Plod
I took a fork to Cape Town. It had the tine of it's life.
I took a teaspoon from the office on holiday to Thailand before returning it to the drawer. I bet its teaspoon mates don't believe where it was for two weeks.
October 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I took a fork to Cape Town. It had the tine of it's life.
I'm dressing up as a Chief Inspector looking for evidence for their promotion board.
What terrifying thing are you dressing as this Halloween I'm dressing up as acid reflux
October 30, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I'm dressing up as a Chief Inspector looking for evidence for their promotion board.
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X is a cesspit led by an unhinged billionaire who is desperately trying to stir up civil war in Britain.
Nobody with any sense or decency should be there.
No organisations, government departments, or politicians should be there.
Everyone who is, is enabling this monster.
Nobody with any sense or decency should be there.
No organisations, government departments, or politicians should be there.
Everyone who is, is enabling this monster.
October 29, 2025 at 8:22 AM
X is a cesspit led by an unhinged billionaire who is desperately trying to stir up civil war in Britain.
Nobody with any sense or decency should be there.
No organisations, government departments, or politicians should be there.
Everyone who is, is enabling this monster.
Nobody with any sense or decency should be there.
No organisations, government departments, or politicians should be there.
Everyone who is, is enabling this monster.
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This to me reads like the importance of having a strong union more than anything else.
October 27, 2025 at 8:04 AM
This to me reads like the importance of having a strong union more than anything else.
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Missed opportunity to move the Royal Train over for one last hurrah on the most unlikely rail network in Europe.
The Queen going pretty trad for a papal audience with the veil, but rather elevated by (I assume) Philip Treacy to a sort of flying alice band mantilla situation. Nice that they shipped the state Bentley over too.
October 23, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Missed opportunity to move the Royal Train over for one last hurrah on the most unlikely rail network in Europe.
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It's blowing my mind that this Nazi Katie Lam had a cabaret act at Brasserie Zedel in central London.
October 22, 2025 at 9:34 AM
It's blowing my mind that this Nazi Katie Lam had a cabaret act at Brasserie Zedel in central London.
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Getting deported for taking maternity leave seems really REALLY wrong.
"I warn you not to fall in love with someone from another country. And if you do, I very specifically warn you that she mustn't take maternity leave."
The Conservatives have drafted the legislation.
ANY one of the conditions being met leads to ILR being revoked.
If annual income falls below £38,700 for six months (for any reason at all)
The Secretary of State would also have the powers add whatever further conditions they want.
ANY one of the conditions being met leads to ILR being revoked.
If annual income falls below £38,700 for six months (for any reason at all)
The Secretary of State would also have the powers add whatever further conditions they want.
October 22, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Getting deported for taking maternity leave seems really REALLY wrong.
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But British politics and cultural cohesion is supposed to have improved since the 1970s! We spin congratulatory narratives about wiping out the NF, defeating the BNP, the rise of multiculturalism, the decline of racism. For these ideas to be mainstream and explicit for the Tories now is shocking.
October 22, 2025 at 8:52 AM
But British politics and cultural cohesion is supposed to have improved since the 1970s! We spin congratulatory narratives about wiping out the NF, defeating the BNP, the rise of multiculturalism, the decline of racism. For these ideas to be mainstream and explicit for the Tories now is shocking.
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The fact that this is even seriously discussed, by frontbench politicians and in mainstream publications, shows that something fundamental has broken in UK politics. All those who look at Germany with horrified faces because of the rise of the AfD, kindly take a look in the mirror.
October 22, 2025 at 8:45 AM
The fact that this is even seriously discussed, by frontbench politicians and in mainstream publications, shows that something fundamental has broken in UK politics. All those who look at Germany with horrified faces because of the rise of the AfD, kindly take a look in the mirror.
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I sat in the British Library reading League of Empire Loyalists, BNP & National Front literature for my book and even they claimed to promote *voluntary* repatriation. Forcible deportation was always the ghost behind those ideas, but it’s amazing that UK politicians don’t even bother to hide it.
To be clear: deportations to increase cultural homogeneity is the text book definition of ethnic cleansing. Demands that come even close to this are so far outside any democratic norm and the rule of law. What has happened to a country when this is not condemned in the strongest possible terms?
October 22, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I sat in the British Library reading League of Empire Loyalists, BNP & National Front literature for my book and even they claimed to promote *voluntary* repatriation. Forcible deportation was always the ghost behind those ideas, but it’s amazing that UK politicians don’t even bother to hide it.
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The Ministry of Justice has been convicted of a crime and fined £1,000, in a closed-door court hearing the department itself was apparently not aware was happening
www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/m...
www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/m...
Ministry of Justice handed criminal conviction in fast-track courts
The Ministry of Justice is now seeking to overturn its conviction
www.standard.co.uk
October 21, 2025 at 10:40 AM
The Ministry of Justice has been convicted of a crime and fined £1,000, in a closed-door court hearing the department itself was apparently not aware was happening
www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/m...
www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/m...
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The people frothing about Indefinite Leave to Remain (ILR) are either basically being Nazis, don't understand ILR, or both.
October 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The people frothing about Indefinite Leave to Remain (ILR) are either basically being Nazis, don't understand ILR, or both.
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If anyone thinks they know which two cases the IOPC is referring to here, I'd be grateful for a nudge, and I'll treat any suggestions in full confidence.
I've attempted to identify them via potential PFD notices and other online searches but no success so far.
3/3
I've attempted to identify them via potential PFD notices and other online searches but no success so far.
3/3
October 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
If anyone thinks they know which two cases the IOPC is referring to here, I'd be grateful for a nudge, and I'll treat any suggestions in full confidence.
I've attempted to identify them via potential PFD notices and other online searches but no success so far.
3/3
I've attempted to identify them via potential PFD notices and other online searches but no success so far.
3/3
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I'm so far aware of x2 RCRP related deaths in the WYP area and neither of them fit the descriptions given of the two deaths in the IOPC recommendations in the links.
I'm aware of Paul Alexander and of Martin Waite so this document suggests to me, there could be two others.
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I'm aware of Paul Alexander and of Martin Waite so this document suggests to me, there could be two others.
2/
October 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I'm so far aware of x2 RCRP related deaths in the WYP area and neither of them fit the descriptions given of the two deaths in the IOPC recommendations in the links.
I'm aware of Paul Alexander and of Martin Waite so this document suggests to me, there could be two others.
2/
I'm aware of Paul Alexander and of Martin Waite so this document suggests to me, there could be two others.
2/
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Just come across these recommendations by @policeconduct to @WestYorksPolice after two deaths where RCRP training and implementation are relevant -
Short thread seeking some assistance if anyone can help? -
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www.policeconduct.gov.uk/our-work/lea...
Short thread seeking some assistance if anyone can help? -
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www.policeconduct.gov.uk/our-work/lea...
Recommendations - West Yorkshire Police, May 2025 | Independent Office for Police Conduct (IOPC)
www.policeconduct.gov.uk
October 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Just come across these recommendations by @policeconduct to @WestYorksPolice after two deaths where RCRP training and implementation are relevant -
Short thread seeking some assistance if anyone can help? -
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www.policeconduct.gov.uk/our-work/lea...
Short thread seeking some assistance if anyone can help? -
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www.policeconduct.gov.uk/our-work/lea...
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Two men have now been charged with Watkins murder. We cannot of course make any comment on their guilt or otherwise, but we can deduce that they were both in prison for prior offending. The two men have been named. If you search for them online, there are two men with the same name. /1
Watkins was one of the most vile criminals I have ever read about, an offender whose depravity fell to lows even this hardened ex-prosecutor had not seen before. I am however uncomfortable with the celebrations of his murder. /1
Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins dies after being attacked in prison
October 13, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Two men have now been charged with Watkins murder. We cannot of course make any comment on their guilt or otherwise, but we can deduce that they were both in prison for prior offending. The two men have been named. If you search for them online, there are two men with the same name. /1