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Full time police officer, part time social worker, psychiatrist, marriage guidance counselor and dog whisperer. Godwin's Law is not justicable.
Crime is good for business OK. Recently my force moved some officers off of the Murder Teams because there'd been a drop in the number of homicides. I've got a mortgage to pay.
November 18, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Crime is good for business OK. Recently my force moved some officers off of the Murder Teams because there'd been a drop in the number of homicides. I've got a mortgage to pay.
More effective if it's within reach of passing children/dogs/nuns
November 18, 2025 at 11:24 AM
More effective if it's within reach of passing children/dogs/nuns
Ah. My understanding is that it was eaten at Christmas as well as at Martinmas. But my rabbi's probably not going to back me up if I have an argument about Saint days on the Internet...
November 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Ah. My understanding is that it was eaten at Christmas as well as at Martinmas. But my rabbi's probably not going to back me up if I have an argument about Saint days on the Internet...
And if we genuinely interested in following tradition we should be eating goose.
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
And if we genuinely interested in following tradition we should be eating goose.
Even with the small ones I'm not a fan. Substandard chicken understudy imo
November 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Even with the small ones I'm not a fan. Substandard chicken understudy imo
Absolutely. I'm still not sure it's worth the effort. My family have settled on beef as our Christmas roast of choice.
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Absolutely. I'm still not sure it's worth the effort. My family have settled on beef as our Christmas roast of choice.
And not very nice when roasted as a whole bird. So big the breast is very over done by the time the brown meat is done.
November 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
And not very nice when roasted as a whole bird. So big the breast is very over done by the time the brown meat is done.
Not mentioning it's actually a life sentence is a oddly common error across new organisations. I can't workout how often it's a lack of knowledge versus slapdash editing.
November 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Not mentioning it's actually a life sentence is a oddly common error across new organisations. I can't workout how often it's a lack of knowledge versus slapdash editing.
It's weird how inconsistent the Beeb can be. I literally used a BBC report to correct a BBC report...
November 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
It's weird how inconsistent the Beeb can be. I literally used a BBC report to correct a BBC report...
Tbf the BBC article is pretty thorough www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Chao Xu jailed for life for drugging, raping and filming victims
www.bbc.co.uk
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Tbf the BBC article is pretty thorough www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
And the 'most prolific' comment come from a copper talking g about the scale of what they suspect he's done rather than the small number of offences he was convicted of since they were not able to identify all the victims he'd filmed.
November 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
And the 'most prolific' comment come from a copper talking g about the scale of what they suspect he's done rather than the small number of offences he was convicted of since they were not able to identify all the victims he'd filmed.
The 14 year sentence was actually life with a 14 year tariff
November 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The 14 year sentence was actually life with a 14 year tariff
When the sad time comes e for me to clear out my parents house I'm expecting the building to rise 6" out of its foundations once the 3.7 tonnes of books are removed
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
When the sad time comes e for me to clear out my parents house I'm expecting the building to rise 6" out of its foundations once the 3.7 tonnes of books are removed
Haven't you got some historic farming to be reading about?
November 13, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Haven't you got some historic farming to be reading about?
Also Harold Macmillan and John Major would like a word.
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Also Harold Macmillan and John Major would like a word.
A good place to steal from tbf
November 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
A good place to steal from tbf