Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine
@plankysmith.bsky.social
I'm a plucky lump of plankton and my name is Planky Smith!
Origin of my display name: https://youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0
Origin of my display name: https://youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0
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Posting has ruined my life
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I actually used to work at the Dracula Factory. It was just me and one other employee, so I had to make every second Count.
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I actually used to work at the Dracula Factory. It was just me and one other employee, so I had to make every second Count.
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“Make sure you run the next imperialist coup by congress first,” is not actually a good response to this
January 6, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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waking up in 2026 like
January 3, 2026 at 1:41 PM
waking up in 2026 like
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As the world's foremost urine expert, I also do not endorse this. I do think it would be funny if it happened more, but I'm not endorsing it.
January 15, 2026 at 3:57 AM
As the world's foremost urine expert, I also do not endorse this. I do think it would be funny if it happened more, but I'm not endorsing it.
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We're so fucking screwed
Seizure ... by whom? If we're asserting that the money is safer in Qatar than the US, that suggests that it is being protected because Qatar has something the US lacks — presumably a lack of accountability to American courts and Congress. www.semafor.com/article/01/1...
January 15, 2026 at 4:32 AM
We're so fucking screwed
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I would eat most of your columnists before I’d reduce myself to taking tips like this.
January 14, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I would eat most of your columnists before I’d reduce myself to taking tips like this.
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“Is this carpet, daddy?”
“Don’t get too attached there, Aladdin, because it’s about to be magic flying dinner.”
“Don’t get too attached there, Aladdin, because it’s about to be magic flying dinner.”
The Ghost of Christmas Past | Aqua Teen Hunger Force | Adult Swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim Europe
youtu.be
January 15, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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Trump:
"Pregnant women who take Tylenol will get Coca-Cola colored urine, yellow eyes, autistic children, but... oh isn't this interesting.... no pain."
"Pregnant women who take Tylenol will get Coca-Cola colored urine, yellow eyes, autistic children, but... oh isn't this interesting.... no pain."
January 15, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Trump:
"Pregnant women who take Tylenol will get Coca-Cola colored urine, yellow eyes, autistic children, but... oh isn't this interesting.... no pain."
"Pregnant women who take Tylenol will get Coca-Cola colored urine, yellow eyes, autistic children, but... oh isn't this interesting.... no pain."
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I have a bunch of Reddit accounts. They're all tied to different email addresses. I have a lot of email addresses.
I get those Reddit digest emails. I get a random assortment of subreddits in most of these digests. This one is from r/AskDocs.
I get those Reddit digest emails. I get a random assortment of subreddits in most of these digests. This one is from r/AskDocs.
January 15, 2026 at 4:40 AM
I have a bunch of Reddit accounts. They're all tied to different email addresses. I have a lot of email addresses.
I get those Reddit digest emails. I get a random assortment of subreddits in most of these digests. This one is from r/AskDocs.
I get those Reddit digest emails. I get a random assortment of subreddits in most of these digests. This one is from r/AskDocs.
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Also, "lol" at "Pavlov's Hog"
January 15, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Also, "lol" at "Pavlov's Hog"
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Wtf
New acting director of CDC Jim O'Neill expressed being pro paid organ donation.
"There are plenty of healthy spare kidneys walking around, unused."
"There are plenty of healthy spare kidneys walking around, unused."
January 15, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Wtf
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The Trump Administration treats its supporters and donors as above the law, able to violate your rights with impunity.
Treat them accordingly.
Treat them accordingly.
NY Times: “Trump pardons a convicted fraudster for the second time.” www.nytimes.com/2026/01/16/u...
Trump Sets Fraudster Free From Prison for a Second Time
www.nytimes.com
January 16, 2026 at 7:01 PM
The Trump Administration treats its supporters and donors as above the law, able to violate your rights with impunity.
Treat them accordingly.
Treat them accordingly.
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I literally was telling my friend the photos and videos out of Minneapolis reminded me of the firehose images or the pictures of Selma.
ICE in Minnesota is reminiscent of the firehoses used during the Civil Rights era. Images are compelling evidence that words can't compete with
This is incredible: 81% of working class and 83% of young voters have seen video of Renee Good's killing, per new data I've obtained. Majority of working class disapproves of ICE enforcement. ICE brutality is breaking through big time.
Some thoughts on this here:
newrepublic.com/article/2052...
Some thoughts on this here:
newrepublic.com/article/2052...
January 15, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I literally was telling my friend the photos and videos out of Minneapolis reminded me of the firehose images or the pictures of Selma.
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I remember 2022 where we were supposed to be happy that Democrats lost by less than expected and the end result of that was that Matt Gaetz gained Joe Manchin levels of power
the entire idea that "defund the police" harmed dems is premised on the assumption that they *should* have done better in 2020, but their two biggest 2020 losses were in purple-state senate races by a guy facing a sex scandal (NC) and a fraud who seems to have run off with the campaign money (ME)
January 15, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I remember 2022 where we were supposed to be happy that Democrats lost by less than expected and the end result of that was that Matt Gaetz gained Joe Manchin levels of power
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Everyone's like 'Oh Britain sent *one guy* to Greenland - that'll stop the Green Berets lololol'. That dude's there to straight up *die* if shit pops off. He's a landmine that the US can't step on because it will mean war with all of Europe.
January 15, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Everyone's like 'Oh Britain sent *one guy* to Greenland - that'll stop the Green Berets lololol'. That dude's there to straight up *die* if shit pops off. He's a landmine that the US can't step on because it will mean war with all of Europe.
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At least 10,000 Floridians could lose access to life-saving HIV medication because Congress didn’t extend the Affordable Care Act tax credits, according to Ron DeSantis’ administration.
www.tampabay.com/news/florida...
www.tampabay.com/news/florida...
Thousands to lose AIDS drugs under Florida cuts
“It’s a really, really serious issue,” the state surgeon general said.
www.tampabay.com
January 15, 2026 at 4:25 PM
At least 10,000 Floridians could lose access to life-saving HIV medication because Congress didn’t extend the Affordable Care Act tax credits, according to Ron DeSantis’ administration.
www.tampabay.com/news/florida...
www.tampabay.com/news/florida...
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this is from early december and i think it needs to be clear to people. this is what the trump/musk/vance et al party wants. destroy europe. whether its tech reg or invading greenland, it's all part of the same objective.
destabilization for sure, elon speaks for the WH (certainly for jd)
January 15, 2026 at 4:25 PM
this is from early december and i think it needs to be clear to people. this is what the trump/musk/vance et al party wants. destroy europe. whether its tech reg or invading greenland, it's all part of the same objective.
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Jack Pubesack should go to Minneapolis, without security, and say this to the locals just to see what happens.
Wine moms are scaring off ICE agents with whistles when all they want to do is go to boozy brunch, and you're calling the left demoralized?
January 15, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Jack Pubesack should go to Minneapolis, without security, and say this to the locals just to see what happens.
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I will beat this drum forever:
Mass incarceration intersects with EVERYTHING. If you care about LGBTQ+ rights, gender justice, reproductive rights, censorship, public safety--you care about mass incarceration whether or not you know it yet.
Mass incarceration intersects with EVERYTHING. If you care about LGBTQ+ rights, gender justice, reproductive rights, censorship, public safety--you care about mass incarceration whether or not you know it yet.
January 15, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I will beat this drum forever:
Mass incarceration intersects with EVERYTHING. If you care about LGBTQ+ rights, gender justice, reproductive rights, censorship, public safety--you care about mass incarceration whether or not you know it yet.
Mass incarceration intersects with EVERYTHING. If you care about LGBTQ+ rights, gender justice, reproductive rights, censorship, public safety--you care about mass incarceration whether or not you know it yet.
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I used to joke about Chuck Schumer handing a big novelty check of billions for funding to the police that are taking him away to arrest and execute him but that reality is coming faster and faster now
January 15, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I used to joke about Chuck Schumer handing a big novelty check of billions for funding to the police that are taking him away to arrest and execute him but that reality is coming faster and faster now
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the "angel wings" are foreshadowing
#RECALL: Greatale Recalls Self-Feeding Pillows. The recalled self-feeding pillows hold the bottle at an unsafe angle while keeping it fixed in place so the infant cannot pull away. This can lead to aspiration of milk or formula, posing a risk of suffocation. Get refund. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...
January 15, 2026 at 4:27 PM
the "angel wings" are foreshadowing
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“we have the masses to oppose this but do we have the leadership?” is a question I regularly ask because I don’t like the answer
Trump says a lot of deranged shit, but, per this Reuters article — and the threats of invoking the Insurrection Act in Minnesota this morning — he is very clearly exploring how to cancel the midterms.
www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...
www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...
January 15, 2026 at 4:18 PM
“we have the masses to oppose this but do we have the leadership?” is a question I regularly ask because I don’t like the answer
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I have become obsessed with civil war history for a lot of reasons but, as I have mentioned before, a big lesson was how the liberal faction of the republican party negotiated themselves out of power, in large part, because of their own personal interest in “getting back to business as usual”
The durability of this particular void is honestly fascinating from a purely sociological perspective.
January 15, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I have become obsessed with civil war history for a lot of reasons but, as I have mentioned before, a big lesson was how the liberal faction of the republican party negotiated themselves out of power, in large part, because of their own personal interest in “getting back to business as usual”
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I'd be willing to bet a pretty good bottle of scotch that "we've run over 1,000 simulations" means "we entered a prompt into Grok."
Brooke Rollins: "We've run over 1,000 simulations. It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing. So there is a way to do this that actually will save the average American consumer money."
January 15, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I'd be willing to bet a pretty good bottle of scotch that "we've run over 1,000 simulations" means "we entered a prompt into Grok."
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Fuck, I missed it
January 15, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Fuck, I missed it