Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine
@plankysmith.bsky.social
I'm a plucky lump of plankton and my name is Planky Smith!
Origin of my display name: https://youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0
Origin of my display name: https://youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0
I haven't thought about this in a while.
A great bit.
A great bit.
November 11, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I haven't thought about this in a while.
A great bit.
A great bit.
Alternate Simpsons universe where Lenny's doctor said that he IS supposed to get pudding in his eye.
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Alternate Simpsons universe where Lenny's doctor said that he IS supposed to get pudding in his eye.
[Michael Jackson voice]:
"I want to rock with you.... "
"I want to rock with you.... "
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
[Michael Jackson voice]:
"I want to rock with you.... "
"I want to rock with you.... "
Lost Highway (1997). Dir. David Lynch
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Lost Highway (1997). Dir. David Lynch
Here's another good joke by me, PlankySmith:
"When [Princess] Diana died, aside from her family, no group was more devastated than the worldwide whale population.
She was their Princess, after all"
"When [Princess] Diana died, aside from her family, no group was more devastated than the worldwide whale population.
She was their Princess, after all"
![Tweet by @PlankySmith from August 31, 2017:
"When [Princess] Diana died, aside from her family, no group was more devastated than the worldwide whale population.
She was their Princess, after all."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:djx627cvubfgvbkncbmf6w7i/bafkreihobaujmexcj5x4g2ieivyhwizzxu7gik3ywoyweftbvkqcjufi2a@jpeg)
November 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Here's another good joke by me, PlankySmith:
"When [Princess] Diana died, aside from her family, no group was more devastated than the worldwide whale population.
She was their Princess, after all"
"When [Princess] Diana died, aside from her family, no group was more devastated than the worldwide whale population.
She was their Princess, after all"
I have made some good jokes in the past, hot damn
"Trump is the head of the snake if the snake has the girth of Jabba the Hutt"
"Who will be the Princess Leia to Trump's Jabba?"
"Trump is the head of the snake if the snake has the girth of Jabba the Hutt"
"Who will be the Princess Leia to Trump's Jabba?"
November 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I have made some good jokes in the past, hot damn
"Trump is the head of the snake if the snake has the girth of Jabba the Hutt"
"Who will be the Princess Leia to Trump's Jabba?"
"Trump is the head of the snake if the snake has the girth of Jabba the Hutt"
"Who will be the Princess Leia to Trump's Jabba?"
"Those songs didn't even come out in the same year!" you may shout.
November 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"Those songs didn't even come out in the same year!" you may shout.
The lineup
November 8, 2025 at 5:49 AM
The lineup
Me and the gang from One Got Fat
November 4, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Me and the gang from One Got Fat
Stephen Miller aka Rat Boy
![Tweet by PlankySmith from 2019:
"It's false to say that Trump hasn't had any pets as President.
He's had 'dear rat boy,' Stephen Miller."
[below the text is an edited image of Bart Simpson being referred to by Homer as 'dear Rat Boy' but with Stephen Miller's face pasted on]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:djx627cvubfgvbkncbmf6w7i/bafkreibljdymrfypbpeujwo33zdxde7d3nwmylcun432szb2ps4fienx2a@jpeg)
November 4, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Stephen Miller aka Rat Boy
Chuck Norris Begs Seniors: Stick This Up Your Ass
November 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Chuck Norris Begs Seniors: Stick This Up Your Ass
This doesn't work
November 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
This doesn't work
It would be funny if Trump and the core White House people got asbestosis and other things because of this haphazard demolition of the East Wing of the White House.
It would be less funny if people who didn't deserve it got it, mind you.
It would be less funny if people who didn't deserve it got it, mind you.
October 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
It would be funny if Trump and the core White House people got asbestosis and other things because of this haphazard demolition of the East Wing of the White House.
It would be less funny if people who didn't deserve it got it, mind you.
It would be less funny if people who didn't deserve it got it, mind you.
"Ready to Stop Eating Microplastics?"
Absolutely not.
You'll pry my microplastics from my cold, dead stomach.
Absolutely not.
You'll pry my microplastics from my cold, dead stomach.
October 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
"Ready to Stop Eating Microplastics?"
Absolutely not.
You'll pry my microplastics from my cold, dead stomach.
Absolutely not.
You'll pry my microplastics from my cold, dead stomach.
Me at the beginning of 2015 vs me at the 80% mark of 2025
October 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Me at the beginning of 2015 vs me at the 80% mark of 2025
Met this happy fellow yesterday
October 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Met this happy fellow yesterday
They're afraid of being turned into dogs
October 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
They're afraid of being turned into dogs
I know this wasn't the very very end, but
October 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I know this wasn't the very very end, but
Logging on
October 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Logging on