Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine
@plankysmith.bsky.social
I'm a plucky lump of plankton and my name is Planky Smith!
Origin of my display name: https://youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0
Origin of my display name: https://youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0
Pinned
Posting has ruined my life
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Alternate Simpsons universe where Lenny's doctor said that he IS supposed to get pudding in his eye.
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Alternate Simpsons universe where Lenny's doctor said that he IS supposed to get pudding in his eye.
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[Michael Jackson voice]:
"I want to rock with you.... "
"I want to rock with you.... "
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
[Michael Jackson voice]:
"I want to rock with you.... "
"I want to rock with you.... "
Alternate Simpsons universe where Lenny's doctor said that he IS supposed to get pudding in his eye.
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Alternate Simpsons universe where Lenny's doctor said that he IS supposed to get pudding in his eye.
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Doing research in 2025...
October 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Doing research in 2025...
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"Broncos edge Giants" , eh?
Gross.
Gross.
October 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
"Broncos edge Giants" , eh?
Gross.
Gross.
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Context:
October 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Context:
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[LBJ voice]
These are the steaks......
These are the steaks......
October 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
[LBJ voice]
These are the steaks......
These are the steaks......
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I'm sure this will be fine....
October 23, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I'm sure this will be fine....
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lmaoooo the fucking illustration
October 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
lmaoooo the fucking illustration
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Logging on
October 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Logging on
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Anyone else been referring to their mom as "me mommy" ever since they saw this Sesame Street clip of Cookie Monster and his mom?
No?
Just me?
youtu.be/vtb2EKGBNr8?...
No?
Just me?
youtu.be/vtb2EKGBNr8?...
Sesame Street: Cookie's Letter of the Day: B
YouTube video by Sesame Street
youtu.be
October 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Anyone else been referring to their mom as "me mommy" ever since they saw this Sesame Street clip of Cookie Monster and his mom?
No?
Just me?
youtu.be/vtb2EKGBNr8?...
No?
Just me?
youtu.be/vtb2EKGBNr8?...
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I know this wasn't the very very end, but
October 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I know this wasn't the very very end, but
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Met this happy fellow yesterday
October 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Met this happy fellow yesterday
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Me at the beginning of 2015 vs me at the 80% mark of 2025
October 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Me at the beginning of 2015 vs me at the 80% mark of 2025
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"Ready to Stop Eating Microplastics?"
Absolutely not.
You'll pry my microplastics from my cold, dead stomach.
Absolutely not.
You'll pry my microplastics from my cold, dead stomach.
October 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
"Ready to Stop Eating Microplastics?"
Absolutely not.
You'll pry my microplastics from my cold, dead stomach.
Absolutely not.
You'll pry my microplastics from my cold, dead stomach.
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It would be funny if Trump and the core White House people got asbestosis and other things because of this haphazard demolition of the East Wing of the White House.
It would be less funny if people who didn't deserve it got it, mind you.
It would be less funny if people who didn't deserve it got it, mind you.
October 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
It would be funny if Trump and the core White House people got asbestosis and other things because of this haphazard demolition of the East Wing of the White House.
It would be less funny if people who didn't deserve it got it, mind you.
It would be less funny if people who didn't deserve it got it, mind you.
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Chuck Norris Begs Seniors: Stick This Up Your Ass
November 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Chuck Norris Begs Seniors: Stick This Up Your Ass
[Michael Jackson voice]:
"I want to rock with you.... "
"I want to rock with you.... "
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
[Michael Jackson voice]:
"I want to rock with you.... "
"I want to rock with you.... "
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[Principal Skinner voice after I open the pill container with my extra stimulant, reminding me that the pill I tried to cut in half broke into about 5 shards]
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
[Principal Skinner voice after I open the pill container with my extra stimulant, reminding me that the pill I tried to cut in half broke into about 5 shards]
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He looks like one/all of the Upper-Class Twits from Monty Python
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
He looks like one/all of the Upper-Class Twits from Monty Python
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They're afraid of being turned into dogs
October 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
They're afraid of being turned into dogs
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reskeet cuz hidden
Chuck is such a weak leader that even his imaginary Bailey family doesn’t support him anymore
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
reskeet cuz hidden
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I mean this from the bottom of my heart: if the Democratic Party had shown simple competence between 2017-2024 instead of letting their shills tell us everything was fine and they were working on it, Trump would be in a cell right now, if not executed for high treason.
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I mean this from the bottom of my heart: if the Democratic Party had shown simple competence between 2017-2024 instead of letting their shills tell us everything was fine and they were working on it, Trump would be in a cell right now, if not executed for high treason.
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Democrats continue to surprise me, because I keep thinking they can’t score an even more spectacular own goal against an administration that wouldn’t even exist if the Democratic Party was an actual working opposition party, but here we are.
And I’m far more cynical than most about them, tbh.
And I’m far more cynical than most about them, tbh.
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Democrats continue to surprise me, because I keep thinking they can’t score an even more spectacular own goal against an administration that wouldn’t even exist if the Democratic Party was an actual working opposition party, but here we are.
And I’m far more cynical than most about them, tbh.
And I’m far more cynical than most about them, tbh.