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she/her surprisingly adequate
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A reverse coffee shop where a barista shoots you point blank with a tranq dart.
November 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
A reverse coffee shop where a barista shoots you point blank with a tranq dart.
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but eat an orange also because scurvy is nothing to joke about.
September 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but eat an orange also because scurvy is nothing to joke about.
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399: coughing fit from tear gas deployed outside White house by 200 ICE agents arresting a food cart vendor
August 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
399: coughing fit from tear gas deployed outside White house by 200 ICE agents arresting a food cart vendor
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At this point it would be fanfic with 482 variants sorted by most gross/unlikely cause of death
#328 : electrocution due to scrotum caught in hair trimmer
#328 : electrocution due to scrotum caught in hair trimmer
imagine being the person in the newsroom who pre-writes donald trump’s obituary
August 29, 2025 at 1:22 PM
At this point it would be fanfic with 482 variants sorted by most gross/unlikely cause of death
#328 : electrocution due to scrotum caught in hair trimmer
#328 : electrocution due to scrotum caught in hair trimmer
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Indiana Jones and the Fucking Audacity of 2025.
August 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Indiana Jones and the Fucking Audacity of 2025.
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Need a distraction from the 24-hour news cycle? Check out "Balloon Dog Anatomy" by the great Jason Freeny.
July 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Need a distraction from the 24-hour news cycle? Check out "Balloon Dog Anatomy" by the great Jason Freeny.
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Nuclear war. It's nobody's fault sadly these things just happen. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Nuclear armageddon is back baby! So how does one survive a nuclear explosion? | First Dog on the Moon
It’s easy! I have done it hundreds of times
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June 18, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Nuclear war. It's nobody's fault sadly these things just happen. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
obv just my opinion but mark
duplass ruins every film he is in
gives the most obnoxious fed up vibes and brings everyone in the scene miserable
and
he wears the audience down over the hour and plus, he makes everyone he acts with look terrible
duplass ruins every film he is in
gives the most obnoxious fed up vibes and brings everyone in the scene miserable
and
he wears the audience down over the hour and plus, he makes everyone he acts with look terrible
May 25, 2025 at 1:10 PM
obv just my opinion but mark
duplass ruins every film he is in
gives the most obnoxious fed up vibes and brings everyone in the scene miserable
and
he wears the audience down over the hour and plus, he makes everyone he acts with look terrible
duplass ruins every film he is in
gives the most obnoxious fed up vibes and brings everyone in the scene miserable
and
he wears the audience down over the hour and plus, he makes everyone he acts with look terrible
"Someone handed me a picture and said, "This is a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is when you were younger. "Here's a picture of me when I'm older." Where'd you get that camera man?"
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
"Someone handed me a picture and said, "This is a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is when you were younger. "Here's a picture of me when I'm older." Where'd you get that camera man?"
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Big time fan and supporter of TeamUSA
May 19, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Big time fan and supporter of TeamUSA
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An exciting adventure in the forest with First Dog on the Moon. Moss! www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
I went to an ancient rainforest with 90 artists and lived! Despite my endless cynicism I had a lovely time | First Dog on the Moon
I saw the world’s tallest moss and camped beneath a 500-year-old myrtle tree
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May 2, 2025 at 9:16 AM
An exciting adventure in the forest with First Dog on the Moon. Moss! www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Election trend for 2024: Incumbents, everywhere, lost.
Election trend for 2025: Trump aligned parties losing massive vote share as American dysfunction becomes a cautionary tale.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/02/w...
Election trend for 2025: Trump aligned parties losing massive vote share as American dysfunction becomes a cautionary tale.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/02/w...
Australia’s Prime Minister Clinches Second Term
Heading to the polls amid global uncertainty arising from the Trump administration, voters opted for the known quantity of the incumbent leader, Anthony Albanese.
www.nytimes.com
May 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Election trend for 2024: Incumbents, everywhere, lost.
Election trend for 2025: Trump aligned parties losing massive vote share as American dysfunction becomes a cautionary tale.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/02/w...
Election trend for 2025: Trump aligned parties losing massive vote share as American dysfunction becomes a cautionary tale.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/02/w...
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We're gonna need a bigger abyss
May 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
We're gonna need a bigger abyss
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Yesterday over 6,000 people protested against the harmful practices of the salmon industry in Tasmania.
We, with 16 civil society orgs, have written to UNESCO asking for World Heritage officials to assess the damage the salmon industry is doing to Tasmania’s World Heritage Area.
We, with 16 civil society orgs, have written to UNESCO asking for World Heritage officials to assess the damage the salmon industry is doing to Tasmania’s World Heritage Area.
April 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Yesterday over 6,000 people protested against the harmful practices of the salmon industry in Tasmania.
We, with 16 civil society orgs, have written to UNESCO asking for World Heritage officials to assess the damage the salmon industry is doing to Tasmania’s World Heritage Area.
We, with 16 civil society orgs, have written to UNESCO asking for World Heritage officials to assess the damage the salmon industry is doing to Tasmania’s World Heritage Area.
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Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower
April 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Drake Catches Himself Singing ‘Not Like Us’ In The Shower
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Yeah but then came the golden CD era where you could download music and burn copies of your friends' albums.
So if you had the actual official CD it was either a strong statement of loyalty, or a gift
So if you had the actual official CD it was either a strong statement of loyalty, or a gift
Tapes were a little different, because cassingles were more common than CD singles. And you could record off the radio.
The era of CD hegemony was kinda weird because you often had to buy the album. In hindsight, it's what made Radiohead and Beck viable, but also Creed.
The era of CD hegemony was kinda weird because you often had to buy the album. In hindsight, it's what made Radiohead and Beck viable, but also Creed.
March 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Yeah but then came the golden CD era where you could download music and burn copies of your friends' albums.
So if you had the actual official CD it was either a strong statement of loyalty, or a gift
So if you had the actual official CD it was either a strong statement of loyalty, or a gift
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hangs a ‘sorry we’re closed’ sign on my brain as weird goo and incoherent natterings ooze out onto the floor
March 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
hangs a ‘sorry we’re closed’ sign on my brain as weird goo and incoherent natterings ooze out onto the floor
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I'd like to know what happened here.
March 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I'd like to know what happened here.
hey advertisers that get in the way of me trying to read a simple thing online-
i will never buy your product
i will never buy your product
March 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
hey advertisers that get in the way of me trying to read a simple thing online-
i will never buy your product
i will never buy your product