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Actually this is secondary. The bigger concern is that if Rowling’s toxicity follows its current trajectory, she’ll be on trial for a multiple homicide by the time book 5 airs
John Lithgow is 80 years old. The actuarial odds that he is still in acting shape when the kids are ready for book 6 are not good
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Actually this is secondary. The bigger concern is that if Rowling’s toxicity follows its current trajectory, she’ll be on trial for a multiple homicide by the time book 5 airs
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It was a three-man team that took the Grok hardpoint that day, and two of us were just there to guard the poet.Whistler was a sonnet slinger fresh from the Guatemalan meter wars, still waking up with the taste of a bloody metonym on his tongue.
November 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
It was a three-man team that took the Grok hardpoint that day, and two of us were just there to guard the poet.Whistler was a sonnet slinger fresh from the Guatemalan meter wars, still waking up with the taste of a bloody metonym on his tongue.
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the worst leftists not beating the “gender is a little treat you get for good behavior” allegations
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
the worst leftists not beating the “gender is a little treat you get for good behavior” allegations
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something to be written about ea-nasir's ubiquity. i think it comes down to how very human he and his interlocutor are. more or less the minute after we invented agriculture, used car salesmen and karens followed in the wake of the farmers and priests
November 20, 2025 at 8:47 AM
something to be written about ea-nasir's ubiquity. i think it comes down to how very human he and his interlocutor are. more or less the minute after we invented agriculture, used car salesmen and karens followed in the wake of the farmers and priests
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Turning into my father one "the problem is no one reads enough books these days" grumble at a time
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Turning into my father one "the problem is no one reads enough books these days" grumble at a time
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you can judge the extent of a legal fuckup by the volume of audible laughter coming from the lawyers of bluesky and in this case I think we're at jet engine levels
Sure. "The Grand Jury did not see the operative indictment" is the kind of fuckup where lawyers literally don't actually know what happens next because it SO fundamental a thing that it is LITERALLY possible nobody had even thought of this as a thing that could happen.
Translate for us non-law-talkers...?
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
you can judge the extent of a legal fuckup by the volume of audible laughter coming from the lawyers of bluesky and in this case I think we're at jet engine levels
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All those try hard supposedly Shakespeare-writing monkeys are FIRED. Get these fish on the job. I want King Lear on my desk by Monday.
November 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
All those try hard supposedly Shakespeare-writing monkeys are FIRED. Get these fish on the job. I want King Lear on my desk by Monday.
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The existence of a Corbyn-Sultana power struggle implies the existence of a Corbyn Sultanate
November 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The existence of a Corbyn-Sultana power struggle implies the existence of a Corbyn Sultanate
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Every developer knows the true terror is not a haunted house or a creepy graveyard, but an old legacy codebase that hasn't seen a refactor since Y2K.
November 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Every developer knows the true terror is not a haunted house or a creepy graveyard, but an old legacy codebase that hasn't seen a refactor since Y2K.
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Happy 40th birthday to Bill Waterson’s ‘Calvin and Hobbes’. A work of consummate, stubborn, human, and more-than-human art.
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Happy 40th birthday to Bill Waterson’s ‘Calvin and Hobbes’. A work of consummate, stubborn, human, and more-than-human art.
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Five seconds ago we were about to go to war with nigeria for allegedly not protecting persecuted christians and now here comes DHS with OPERATION HO-HO-HEROD
"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."
Exclusive: Trump DHS Plans Immigration Raids on Churches Over Holidays
The Trump Dept. of Homeland Security is briefing federal agencies on plans for immigration enforcement operations inside churches over holidays.
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November 18, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Five seconds ago we were about to go to war with nigeria for allegedly not protecting persecuted christians and now here comes DHS with OPERATION HO-HO-HEROD
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"average suburban democrat wants half the administration to rot in prison until the end of time" actualy just statistical error. Average dem wants them all to burn in unending fire. Bodhisattva Georg, who is filled with total compassion for all beings, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
your average suburban democrat wants half the administration to rot in prison until the end of time, and anyone more moderate than that position is unlikely to hold office for very long
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
"average suburban democrat wants half the administration to rot in prison until the end of time" actualy just statistical error. Average dem wants them all to burn in unending fire. Bodhisattva Georg, who is filled with total compassion for all beings, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
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lots of women thirst after monstrous creatures, whether it's the Ghoul from Fallout, the Beast from Beauty and the Beast, or RFK Jr.
November 18, 2025 at 4:44 AM
lots of women thirst after monstrous creatures, whether it's the Ghoul from Fallout, the Beast from Beauty and the Beast, or RFK Jr.
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“Olivia Nuzzi is on the phone, she wants to do a profile” starting to approach Isaac Chotiner levels of danger
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“Olivia Nuzzi is on the phone, she wants to do a profile” starting to approach Isaac Chotiner levels of danger
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The excerpts I have seen here from the Olivia Nuzzi book read like an entry in the Bad Hemingway Contest where the prompt was "Write from the perspective of a female character pining for a Hemingway protagonist."
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The excerpts I have seen here from the Olivia Nuzzi book read like an entry in the Bad Hemingway Contest where the prompt was "Write from the perspective of a female character pining for a Hemingway protagonist."
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This isn't just a run-on sentence, this is a hit-and-run-on sentence
November 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This isn't just a run-on sentence, this is a hit-and-run-on sentence
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I can't believe this is real. It's like someone is throwing darts at my brain
It needs to be emphasized that this paragraph is about Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
November 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I can't believe this is real. It's like someone is throwing darts at my brain
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Folks, I did it. I made the Cooks Illustrated competing pear crisps, and then I made my friends judge them blind.
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Folks, I did it. I made the Cooks Illustrated competing pear crisps, and then I made my friends judge them blind.
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pleased to announce that there seems to be a passive-aggressive conflict roiling the august pages of Cooks Illustrated, Fall Harvest recipes edition. allow me to explain:
October 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
pleased to announce that there seems to be a passive-aggressive conflict roiling the august pages of Cooks Illustrated, Fall Harvest recipes edition. allow me to explain:
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Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
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This week's comic: Binary Sudoku foxtrot.com/2025/11/16/b...
Binary Sudoku
FoxTrot by Bill Amend | November 16, 2025
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November 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
This week's comic: Binary Sudoku foxtrot.com/2025/11/16/b...
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i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
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nobody but the guy who does headlines for the Post is allowed to write about the Nuzzi memoir
November 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
nobody but the guy who does headlines for the Post is allowed to write about the Nuzzi memoir
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We're finally going to get a statement on which art for Eternal Witness is correct and which is the False Witness
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
We're finally going to get a statement on which art for Eternal Witness is correct and which is the False Witness