P.G. Wodelouse
@pgwodelouse.bsky.social
Writer of (generally) supernatural short fiction. Words in The Horror Tree, Cranked Anvil, Paragraph Planet, Free Flash Fiction, The Erozine, Thrilling Cold Stories and SciFanSat. Also wrote illustrated children’s book Sarah the Spectacular Squirrel
I mean, I love the whole Corman Poe cycle but Tomb of Ligeia and The Masque of the Red Death occupy are in a class above
January 21, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I mean, I love the whole Corman Poe cycle but Tomb of Ligeia and The Masque of the Red Death occupy are in a class above
Mater, on Granny duty: Hello, the girls would like to go for a Macky
Me: A what?
Her: A Macky
Me: You mean a Maccie’s?!?
Me: A what?
Her: A Macky
Me: You mean a Maccie’s?!?
January 21, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Mater, on Granny duty: Hello, the girls would like to go for a Macky
Me: A what?
Her: A Macky
Me: You mean a Maccie’s?!?
Me: A what?
Her: A Macky
Me: You mean a Maccie’s?!?
I think A24 are specifically trying to wind me up by even mentioning a remake of The Masque of the Red Death
January 21, 2026 at 8:00 AM
I think A24 are specifically trying to wind me up by even mentioning a remake of The Masque of the Red Death
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No matter whatever you think is about to happen next
I guarantee you’re wrong
I guarantee you’re wrong
January 20, 2026 at 8:46 PM
No matter whatever you think is about to happen next
I guarantee you’re wrong
I guarantee you’re wrong
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was briefly so excited reading this until I realised he meant Davos
January 20, 2026 at 8:11 PM
was briefly so excited reading this until I realised he meant Davos
Its parts are arguably better than the sum and it’s possibly held together by the so believably vulnerable Mia Farrow in the lead, but there are shades of Don’t Look Now in Full Circle (Loncraine, 1977). I thoroughly enjoyed it (as someone who loves slow horror) but can see why some might not
January 20, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Its parts are arguably better than the sum and it’s possibly held together by the so believably vulnerable Mia Farrow in the lead, but there are shades of Don’t Look Now in Full Circle (Loncraine, 1977). I thoroughly enjoyed it (as someone who loves slow horror) but can see why some might not
Imagine how much punani male professional indoor bowls players get
January 20, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Imagine how much punani male professional indoor bowls players get
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It’s a shame that Glasgow don’t have any artists.
NEW: Glasgow City Council has just approved a massive AI-generated mural to be painted in the city centre.
The illustration of Scottish elements inexplicably contains a bald eagle.
The planner says those upset about it are "keyboard warriors" who should "calm down"
The illustration of Scottish elements inexplicably contains a bald eagle.
The planner says those upset about it are "keyboard warriors" who should "calm down"
January 20, 2026 at 1:27 PM
It’s a shame that Glasgow don’t have any artists.
Let’s backlash the absolute fuck out of this
NEW: Glasgow City Council has just approved a massive AI-generated mural to be painted in the city centre.
The illustration of Scottish elements inexplicably contains a bald eagle.
The planner says those upset about it are "keyboard warriors" who should "calm down"
The illustration of Scottish elements inexplicably contains a bald eagle.
The planner says those upset about it are "keyboard warriors" who should "calm down"
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Let’s backlash the absolute fuck out of this
Have put the indoor bowling world championships on for my dog
January 20, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Have put the indoor bowling world championships on for my dog
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This picture is quite something. Pentti Sammallahti, 1982
January 20, 2026 at 10:16 AM
This picture is quite something. Pentti Sammallahti, 1982
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Tom Baker is 92 today
January 20, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Tom Baker is 92 today
Cream be like: yeah, here’s some absolute bullshit words over an intoxicating driving rhythm; if you can put up with the lyrics for a bit longer, you’ll be rewarded with a face-melting Clapton solo
January 20, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Cream be like: yeah, here’s some absolute bullshit words over an intoxicating driving rhythm; if you can put up with the lyrics for a bit longer, you’ll be rewarded with a face-melting Clapton solo
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I am in bits over "stelinge croppes"
![National Lampoon's The Miracle of Child birth @dr...• 2020-06-05
i like john darnielle because he looks like alan partridge got sentenced to the rack for the crime of stelinge croppes in 1406 and survived
[quote-posting]
The Mountain Goats @mountain_goats • 2020-06-05
I feel that the condition of my quarantine hair should be documented so that future epidemiologists can warn the population of the possible risks of not containing an outbreak
[photo of john darnielle with long flippy quarantine hair and also a van dyke beard]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreihbddh6cqfh6iol2h7j7a7e47m5gp4nrf6sofectf7qwur7b72l3e@jpeg)
January 20, 2026 at 7:48 AM
I am in bits over "stelinge croppes"
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Spreading this before they get a chance to take it down and revise the story
January 20, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Spreading this before they get a chance to take it down and revise the story
Dreadful people (and lyricists) but can’t resist Cream’s musical brilliance
January 20, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Dreadful people (and lyricists) but can’t resist Cream’s musical brilliance
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He did not possess your transgressive sexual magnetism
January 19, 2026 at 7:16 PM
He did not possess your transgressive sexual magnetism
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Some interesting - and quite recently released - StudioCanal Blu-ray releases in HMV's latest 2 for £15 offer...
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January 19, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Some interesting - and quite recently released - StudioCanal Blu-ray releases in HMV's latest 2 for £15 offer...
hmv.com/store/film-t...
hmv.com/store/film-t...
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Brilliant!
Tuesday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...
January 19, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Brilliant!
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This is a project I don't mind contributing to for free because (and I hope he doesn't mind me saying this) it's very much a passion thing for editor Ross, who I suspect has spent more on it than he's ever made from it.
Please get in touch if you are an illustrator who wants to get involved with our next zine - submission details all here - general-witchfinders.teemill.com/blog/call-fo...
A thread - 1 of 4
🧵 We make a twice yearly British horror zine and our next edition is the Beltane 2026 issue. General submissions will open after Christmas, but we are starting this thread now to connect with illustrators, ideally UK based, who might want to be part of it.
🧵 We make a twice yearly British horror zine and our next edition is the Beltane 2026 issue. General submissions will open after Christmas, but we are starting this thread now to connect with illustrators, ideally UK based, who might want to be part of it.
January 19, 2026 at 8:21 PM
This is a project I don't mind contributing to for free because (and I hope he doesn't mind me saying this) it's very much a passion thing for editor Ross, who I suspect has spent more on it than he's ever made from it.
I’m not in the habit of reposting my own content but have to on this occasion, what with it being Poe’s birthday
January 19, 2026 at 11:50 AM
I’m not in the habit of reposting my own content but have to on this occasion, what with it being Poe’s birthday
Still lamenting the lad who played Matthew in Chocky refusing my LinkedIn connection request despite viewing my profile
I tell myself it’s because he saw I used to be a journo and doesn’t want me bothering him for an interview
I tell myself it’s because he saw I used to be a journo and doesn’t want me bothering him for an interview
January 19, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Still lamenting the lad who played Matthew in Chocky refusing my LinkedIn connection request despite viewing my profile
I tell myself it’s because he saw I used to be a journo and doesn’t want me bothering him for an interview
I tell myself it’s because he saw I used to be a journo and doesn’t want me bothering him for an interview
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I've been awake since 4am so I might be delirious, but the very concept of blue monday is a sackfull of vexatious bollocks, don't fall for it. Actively seek some joy today, stick it to the man by being happy about something you love. Or be as gatdam sad as you are the other 364 days, whatever works.
January 19, 2026 at 7:47 AM
I've been awake since 4am so I might be delirious, but the very concept of blue monday is a sackfull of vexatious bollocks, don't fall for it. Actively seek some joy today, stick it to the man by being happy about something you love. Or be as gatdam sad as you are the other 364 days, whatever works.
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I suppose anything that gets kids into the classics is to be encouraged. Gonna get Cole Palmer to blind-rank Frank Borzage films
January 19, 2026 at 7:59 AM
I suppose anything that gets kids into the classics is to be encouraged. Gonna get Cole Palmer to blind-rank Frank Borzage films