P.G. Wodelouse
@pgwodelouse.bsky.social
Writer of (generally) supernatural short fiction. Words in The Horror Tree, Cranked Anvil, Paragraph Planet, Free Flash Fiction, The Erozine, Thrilling Cold Stories and SciFanSat. Also wrote illustrated children’s book Sarah the Spectacular Squirrel
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Some are born great.
Some achieve greatness.
And some look after the parents’ dogs of those who… (etc)
Some achieve greatness.
And some look after the parents’ dogs of those who… (etc)
November 14, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Some are born great.
Some achieve greatness.
And some look after the parents’ dogs of those who… (etc)
Some achieve greatness.
And some look after the parents’ dogs of those who… (etc)
Basking in the glow of someone else’s far reaching reflected glory, as the lad whose parents’ dogs (and cat) we occasionally look after took Harry Brook’s wicket in the Ashes England vs England Lions warmup game
November 14, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Basking in the glow of someone else’s far reaching reflected glory, as the lad whose parents’ dogs (and cat) we occasionally look after took Harry Brook’s wicket in the Ashes England vs England Lions warmup game
Yer man enjoying some good ol’ fashioned ASMR
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Yer man enjoying some good ol’ fashioned ASMR
Fucking hell, my old local is on Four in a Bed
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Fucking hell, my old local is on Four in a Bed
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Eating a chip butty and watching Dick Powell in 'Farewell My Lovely'.
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Eating a chip butty and watching Dick Powell in 'Farewell My Lovely'.
What’s the most entertaining film ever made, and why is it The Vault of Horror (Ward Baker, 1973)?
November 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
What’s the most entertaining film ever made, and why is it The Vault of Horror (Ward Baker, 1973)?
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not sure if cartoon, sketch show or maybe a band, but anyway it fell down the back of the slightly-too-soon-for-the-internet sofa and now only exists in the minds of a handful of ageing weirdos
November 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
not sure if cartoon, sketch show or maybe a band, but anyway it fell down the back of the slightly-too-soon-for-the-internet sofa and now only exists in the minds of a handful of ageing weirdos
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Rachel is Terrified of Chickens sounds like the title of one of those mid-90s things that only about twelve people remember now but were brilliant
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Rachel is Terrified of Chickens sounds like the title of one of those mid-90s things that only about twelve people remember now but were brilliant
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the bond discourse has reminded me i once witnessed someone hesitantly answer "george lazenby?" to the trivial pursuit question: who captained the 1966 england world cup squad?
November 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
the bond discourse has reminded me i once witnessed someone hesitantly answer "george lazenby?" to the trivial pursuit question: who captained the 1966 england world cup squad?
Bond but he’s had his pension cut off and suffered extraordinary financial losses after being being sued multiple times during the #MeTooMovement. He’s miserable and skint, boring the tits off everyone in Spoons telling the same old stories (barred from sharing the good ones by Official Secrets Act)
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Bond but he’s had his pension cut off and suffered extraordinary financial losses after being being sued multiple times during the #MeTooMovement. He’s miserable and skint, boring the tits off everyone in Spoons telling the same old stories (barred from sharing the good ones by Official Secrets Act)
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Friend of mine still calls me Robin Hood because I wore brown skinny jeans once.
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Friend of mine still calls me Robin Hood because I wore brown skinny jeans once.
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My sister and myself as teenagers, found Sé Sí and were proudly going down the road in long tassled skirts & Indian style patchwork mirrored tops & a young lad ran up to us "quick quick go home, yer Ma is looking for her curtains"
November 12, 2025 at 11:14 AM
My sister and myself as teenagers, found Sé Sí and were proudly going down the road in long tassled skirts & Indian style patchwork mirrored tops & a young lad ran up to us "quick quick go home, yer Ma is looking for her curtains"
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Friend turns up to a wedding with pointy shoes
Other friend: nice shoes, they’d kick the eye off a spider…
Other friend: nice shoes, they’d kick the eye off a spider…
November 12, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Friend turns up to a wedding with pointy shoes
Other friend: nice shoes, they’d kick the eye off a spider…
Other friend: nice shoes, they’d kick the eye off a spider…
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Went to the dentist wearing a red and white striped jumper. When I got up to leave, a little girl loudly whispered to her mother "Found him!"
November 12, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Went to the dentist wearing a red and white striped jumper. When I got up to leave, a little girl loudly whispered to her mother "Found him!"
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Three weeks ago, bought myself a nice tweed jacket, second hand (never owned one before) Youngest son(age 17) says, as I put it on, “alright, Dead Poets Society”
Put it on the next day and he follows it up with “captain, my captaIn”
Anyway. I‘m too proud to be angry.
Put it on the next day and he follows it up with “captain, my captaIn”
Anyway. I‘m too proud to be angry.
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Three weeks ago, bought myself a nice tweed jacket, second hand (never owned one before) Youngest son(age 17) says, as I put it on, “alright, Dead Poets Society”
Put it on the next day and he follows it up with “captain, my captaIn”
Anyway. I‘m too proud to be angry.
Put it on the next day and he follows it up with “captain, my captaIn”
Anyway. I‘m too proud to be angry.
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Happy to be of service. I once got into a taxi in Dublin wearing a cool new outfit. I was nervous about deviating from the norm but did it anyway.
The taxi driver was on the phone when I got in. First thing he did was finish his phone call saying "I have to go, this fella's wearing dungarees"
The taxi driver was on the phone when I got in. First thing he did was finish his phone call saying "I have to go, this fella's wearing dungarees"
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Happy to be of service. I once got into a taxi in Dublin wearing a cool new outfit. I was nervous about deviating from the norm but did it anyway.
The taxi driver was on the phone when I got in. First thing he did was finish his phone call saying "I have to go, this fella's wearing dungarees"
The taxi driver was on the phone when I got in. First thing he did was finish his phone call saying "I have to go, this fella's wearing dungarees"
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I want to be thin but I also want all my meals to have mashed potatoes and gravy involved so it's a fine line to balance.
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I want to be thin but I also want all my meals to have mashed potatoes and gravy involved so it's a fine line to balance.
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Fleischerei begins with hemorrhoids.
Convincing you to read my novel(la) by the first sentence. Share yours if you want!
Convincing you to read my novel(la) by the first sentence. Share yours if you want!
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Fleischerei begins with hemorrhoids.
Convincing you to read my novel(la) by the first sentence. Share yours if you want!
Convincing you to read my novel(la) by the first sentence. Share yours if you want!
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A Row Of Open Graves: And Nine Other Stories Of A Macabre Persuasion
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November 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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My collection starts with its first shitbag, Marcus Ford, lying about seeing ghosts.
Convincing you to read my short story collection by the first sentence. Share yours if you want!
Convincing you to read my short story collection by the first sentence. Share yours if you want!
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
My collection starts with its first shitbag, Marcus Ford, lying about seeing ghosts.
Convincing you to read my short story collection by the first sentence. Share yours if you want!
Convincing you to read my short story collection by the first sentence. Share yours if you want!
Perfect
November 12, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Perfect
Swindon’s greatest export
November 12, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Swindon’s greatest export
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Frank Capra’s “It’s a Wonderful Life” (1946), starring Jimmy Stewart; Robert Wise’s “The Sound of Music” (1965), starring Julie Andrews; Robert Redford’s “Ordinary People” (1980), starring Donald Sutherland and Mary Tyler Moore; and Roberto Benigni’s “Life Is Beautiful” (1997)
November 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Frank Capra’s “It’s a Wonderful Life” (1946), starring Jimmy Stewart; Robert Wise’s “The Sound of Music” (1965), starring Julie Andrews; Robert Redford’s “Ordinary People” (1980), starring Donald Sutherland and Mary Tyler Moore; and Roberto Benigni’s “Life Is Beautiful” (1997)
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Happy 80th birthday to Neil Young. Thank you for soundtracking swathes of my life, old man.
This was my first Neil Young album, bought on a whim when I was 18 or so. Every single song is like a pin through the butterflies of memory.
This was my first Neil Young album, bought on a whim when I was 18 or so. Every single song is like a pin through the butterflies of memory.
November 12, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Happy 80th birthday to Neil Young. Thank you for soundtracking swathes of my life, old man.
This was my first Neil Young album, bought on a whim when I was 18 or so. Every single song is like a pin through the butterflies of memory.
This was my first Neil Young album, bought on a whim when I was 18 or so. Every single song is like a pin through the butterflies of memory.