P.G. Wodelouse
@pgwodelouse.bsky.social
Writer of (generally) supernatural short fiction. Words in The Horror Tree, Cranked Anvil, Paragraph Planet, Free Flash Fiction, The Erozine, Thrilling Cold Stories and SciFanSat. Also wrote illustrated children’s book Sarah the Spectacular Squirrel
There I was thinking, yeah, The Man Who Cheated Himself (Feist, 1950) is a pretty decent noir and then phwoaaarrrrr, those climactic foreshadowed scenes with the falling scarf at Fort Point followed by the sheer sexual tension of the cigarette interaction in the courthouse 🔥🔥🔥
November 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
There I was thinking, yeah, The Man Who Cheated Himself (Feist, 1950) is a pretty decent noir and then phwoaaarrrrr, those climactic foreshadowed scenes with the falling scarf at Fort Point followed by the sheer sexual tension of the cigarette interaction in the courthouse 🔥🔥🔥
They don’t like it up ‘em, these Aussies. I says, they don’t like it up ‘em! 🏏
November 21, 2025 at 10:11 AM
They don’t like it up ‘em, these Aussies. I says, they don’t like it up ‘em! 🏏
This was very much along those lines
November 19, 2025 at 10:52 AM
This was very much along those lines
Happy International Men’s Day
November 19, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Happy International Men’s Day
You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you
November 16, 2025 at 10:25 AM
You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you
And DOGS
But you knew that already
But you knew that already
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 PM
And DOGS
But you knew that already
But you knew that already
Having *thoughts* about Bridget Jones in that bunny costume and running down the snow-laden street in her knickers and cardi. Sorry
November 15, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Having *thoughts* about Bridget Jones in that bunny costume and running down the snow-laden street in her knickers and cardi. Sorry
Yer man enjoying some good ol’ fashioned ASMR
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Yer man enjoying some good ol’ fashioned ASMR
What’s the most entertaining film ever made, and why is it The Vault of Horror (Ward Baker, 1973)?
November 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
What’s the most entertaining film ever made, and why is it The Vault of Horror (Ward Baker, 1973)?
Not so. I charge only 30p per minute for groundbreaking therapy. I fix you! (and your friends with my recommend a friend scheme - GET 15% OFF FOR YOUR FIRST THREE CALLS)
CALL ME NOW AT MY OFFICE (pictured) at Thorp Arch Trading Estate
01937 T-H-E-R-A-P-Y
CALL ME NOW AT MY OFFICE (pictured) at Thorp Arch Trading Estate
01937 T-H-E-R-A-P-Y
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Not so. I charge only 30p per minute for groundbreaking therapy. I fix you! (and your friends with my recommend a friend scheme - GET 15% OFF FOR YOUR FIRST THREE CALLS)
CALL ME NOW AT MY OFFICE (pictured) at Thorp Arch Trading Estate
01937 T-H-E-R-A-P-Y
CALL ME NOW AT MY OFFICE (pictured) at Thorp Arch Trading Estate
01937 T-H-E-R-A-P-Y
My widowed mum is finally getting out and meeting new people, thanks to a local walking group. Feels like I’m sending her off to the first day at a new school
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
My widowed mum is finally getting out and meeting new people, thanks to a local walking group. Feels like I’m sending her off to the first day at a new school
Night Game (Masterson, 1989) was very enjoyable, albeit the story is a bit daft - almost knowingly so
Looks very cool and has a noirish vibe with patches of glib humour
Roy Scheider great as usual, though character a touch clichéd and the thing between him and his young fiancé was hard to swallow
Looks very cool and has a noirish vibe with patches of glib humour
Roy Scheider great as usual, though character a touch clichéd and the thing between him and his young fiancé was hard to swallow
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Night Game (Masterson, 1989) was very enjoyable, albeit the story is a bit daft - almost knowingly so
Looks very cool and has a noirish vibe with patches of glib humour
Roy Scheider great as usual, though character a touch clichéd and the thing between him and his young fiancé was hard to swallow
Looks very cool and has a noirish vibe with patches of glib humour
Roy Scheider great as usual, though character a touch clichéd and the thing between him and his young fiancé was hard to swallow
Some of my performative wanker wear
November 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Some of my performative wanker wear
Can you imagine being envenomated and quite likely killed to death by something as ridiculous looking as a boomslang, with their puffed-out jowls like an elderly busybody sucking on Murray Mints and objecting to kids playing ball games in the street?
November 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Can you imagine being envenomated and quite likely killed to death by something as ridiculous looking as a boomslang, with their puffed-out jowls like an elderly busybody sucking on Murray Mints and objecting to kids playing ball games in the street?
An inherently comical name
November 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
An inherently comical name
Later in life, it’s been Lord ffoulkes, especially since cricket teammates asked ‘Why do you remove your cap when running between the wickets?’ and I responded with ‘A gentleman never runs with his cap on’
November 7, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Later in life, it’s been Lord ffoulkes, especially since cricket teammates asked ‘Why do you remove your cap when running between the wickets?’ and I responded with ‘A gentleman never runs with his cap on’
Put off watching it for years but fuck my old boots, The Innocents (Clayton, 1961) is INCREDIBLE
Script, casting, dialogue, pacing, sound, direction and CINEMATOGRAPHY are all perfect, making for what is one of the most chilling ghost films of them all
6.5 ffoulkesy stars out of 5
Script, casting, dialogue, pacing, sound, direction and CINEMATOGRAPHY are all perfect, making for what is one of the most chilling ghost films of them all
6.5 ffoulkesy stars out of 5
November 5, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Put off watching it for years but fuck my old boots, The Innocents (Clayton, 1961) is INCREDIBLE
Script, casting, dialogue, pacing, sound, direction and CINEMATOGRAPHY are all perfect, making for what is one of the most chilling ghost films of them all
6.5 ffoulkesy stars out of 5
Script, casting, dialogue, pacing, sound, direction and CINEMATOGRAPHY are all perfect, making for what is one of the most chilling ghost films of them all
6.5 ffoulkesy stars out of 5
Wowsers, In A Lonely Place (Ray, 1950) is one heck of a motion picture. I hesitate to use the modern shorthand for something ultimately so much more complex and multilayered but it’s meta as absolute fuck. Insanely good script and phenomenal performances from Bogey and Gloria Grahame 🔥
November 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Wowsers, In A Lonely Place (Ray, 1950) is one heck of a motion picture. I hesitate to use the modern shorthand for something ultimately so much more complex and multilayered but it’s meta as absolute fuck. Insanely good script and phenomenal performances from Bogey and Gloria Grahame 🔥
Scream and Scream Again (Hessler, 1970) provided solid day off lunchtime entertainment
November 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Scream and Scream Again (Hessler, 1970) provided solid day off lunchtime entertainment
Quote with your favourite film and album from the year you were born
November 2, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Quote with your favourite film and album from the year you were born
Put Hammer’s 1958 Dracula on as a background film for when kids came trick or treating and ended up sitting down and watching the whole thing because it’s just too damn compelling. Big Chris on lusty great form; van Helsing quite neurodivergent-y in his myopic pursuit of the vampire
November 1, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Put Hammer’s 1958 Dracula on as a background film for when kids came trick or treating and ended up sitting down and watching the whole thing because it’s just too damn compelling. Big Chris on lusty great form; van Helsing quite neurodivergent-y in his myopic pursuit of the vampire
Kids today, eh. You’d think they’d never watched classic 60s Giallo
October 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Kids today, eh. You’d think they’d never watched classic 60s Giallo