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nothing gets serious until the third round
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She gave us the best tweet archive update ever lol
November 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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“Hello, fellow kids. Are you also married and openly banging Corey Lewandowski? That’s cool. But you know what’s not cool? Brown people …”
November 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
ok this is the last straw. cancel culture has gone too far.
what the actual fuck
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
tired: the shutdown is a distraction to prevent the Epstein files from coming out

wired: the Epstein files are a distraction from how bad the shutdown was
It's giving "flailing".
November 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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This may be Trump's perfect social media post. A true work of art. He confirms:

✅He personally directs criminal investigations.
✅He is targeting opponents.
✅Epstein "records" exist and he knows the contents.

Bonus points for connecting it to investigation of his fondness for Putin.👀
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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The Toronto Maple Leafs are proof of what I believe is an underrated axiom:

If you tear apart a really good team, there's a lot more room to get worse than to get better.
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
lol the calls are coming from inside the house
* TRUMP: ASKING DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE, FBI TO INVESTIGATE JEFFREY EPSTEIN'S ALLEGED TIES WITH BILL CLINTON, LARRY SUMMERS, REID HOFFMAN, J.P. MORGAN CHASE AND OTHERS

@reuters.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Props to this guy.
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
your tax dollars at work
The settlement talks between the Trump administration and Michael Flynn and Stefan Passantino marked a change in position by DOJ, which previously had successfully argued in court to have both of their lawsuits tossed out
bit.ly/4hWdolc
Michael Flynn, DOJ in Settlement Talks Over $50 Million Claim
The Justice Department has been discussing settlements with two former officials from Donald Trump’s first term who — like the president — claim they’re owed major payouts from the US government as vi...
bit.ly
November 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
NHL points forecats. impacts from shortage of air traffic controllers appear to have extended to the Jets.
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
[Epstein, Thiel, and Allen walk into a bar]

bartender: sorry, no minors

[Epstein and Allen walk out]

bartender: oh, and no outside food or drink

[Thiel and his blood boy also leave]
Jeffrey Epstein emails Peter Thiel about meeting and hanging out with Woody Allen:

Epstein: any interest in Woody Allen?
Thiel: Would be cool to meet him sometime, but don't go out of the way to make this happen... Are we planning something the weekend of the 13th-14th?
Epstein: 13th afternoon
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
some bonus international shipping traffic watch this morning
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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MAGA: "Release the Epstein files"

Trump: "No"

Congress: "Here are 20,000 documents with deeply troubling messages from Epstein about Trump."

MAGA: "It's a hoax"

www.wired.com/story/maga-w...
All MAGA Wanted Was the Epstein Files. Now They're Ignoring Them
For years, MAGA influencers demanded the release of the Epstein files. Now that 20,000 documents have been released, many raising questions about Donald Trump, they're shrugging.
www.wired.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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There is a good argument to fire and disbar every DOJ lawyer involved with this.
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
suddenly i'm a lot more interested in why that jailhouse video happened to have two minutes missing
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Message to all faculty: your expertise is no longer trusted or valued at this so-called “university.”
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 PM
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM
new low in Kavanaugh stops
ICE abducted Leticia Jacobo and tried to deport her, she is Native American.

Polk County Sheriff’s Office, which held her for ICE, admitted that it was a ‘clerical error’.

Her family fought through layers of bureaucracy to stop her from being disappeared.

www.iowapublicradio.org/ipr-news/202...
Native American woman nearly deported after Polk County Jail issues ICE detainer by mistake
A Native American woman from Arizona was nearly deported by federal immigration officials after a clerical error at the Polk County Jail. The woman's family had to scramble to prove she was Indigenous...
www.iowapublicradio.org
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
nobody saw it coming
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.

And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*

Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
www.bloomberg.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
but her emails.
It all would have been much easier if, as would have happened if we were remotely a serious country, it all ended with the Access Hollywood interview.
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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JD Vance owns a company that buys American real estate and sells it to foreign investors. They specifically target Americans in crisis to buy their property for less than it is worth.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Frankenstein (2025)
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
well that's an interesting coincidence 👀
November 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM