Penny Puttanesca 🧿 🍉🤌🏻
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Hungry | Philthy | Petrichor-scented
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*looking at the Mona Lisa* there is no way a turtle painted this
February 3, 2026 at 4:29 AM
*looking at the Mona Lisa* there is no way a turtle painted this
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Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
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There's a shot in the new Melania documentary that shows Klobuchar and Trump chatting it up at his inauguration and it's a great reminder that this is all just a game for people like Klobuchar
February 3, 2026 at 3:23 AM
There's a shot in the new Melania documentary that shows Klobuchar and Trump chatting it up at his inauguration and it's a great reminder that this is all just a game for people like Klobuchar
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Basically, market-driven politics are incompatible with the continued existence of human life on earth.
February 3, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Basically, market-driven politics are incompatible with the continued existence of human life on earth.
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musk's attorneys are going to try to get this search thrown out for insufficient probable cause, but you can see right in the warrant application that they had a credible threat from "the biggest virgin in france"
February 3, 2026 at 11:49 AM
musk's attorneys are going to try to get this search thrown out for insufficient probable cause, but you can see right in the warrant application that they had a credible threat from "the biggest virgin in france"
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New: Together with colleagues I’ve been testing Grok.
The chatbot still produces sexualized images —
even when told the subjects don’t consent.
even when told the photos will be used for public humiliation.
even when told the subjects are survivors of abuse.
www.reuters.com/business/des...
The chatbot still produces sexualized images —
even when told the subjects don’t consent.
even when told the photos will be used for public humiliation.
even when told the subjects are survivors of abuse.
www.reuters.com/business/des...
Exclusive: Despite new curbs, Elon Musk’s Grok at times produces sexualized images - even when told subjects didn’t consent
Elon Musk’s flagship artificial intelligence chatbot, Grok, continues to generate sexualized images of people even when users explicitly warn that the subjects do not consent, Reuters has found.
www.reuters.com
February 3, 2026 at 11:37 AM
New: Together with colleagues I’ve been testing Grok.
The chatbot still produces sexualized images —
even when told the subjects don’t consent.
even when told the photos will be used for public humiliation.
even when told the subjects are survivors of abuse.
www.reuters.com/business/des...
The chatbot still produces sexualized images —
even when told the subjects don’t consent.
even when told the photos will be used for public humiliation.
even when told the subjects are survivors of abuse.
www.reuters.com/business/des...
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My reaction when the French government raids the offices of Elon Musk’s Twitter
February 3, 2026 at 11:56 AM
My reaction when the French government raids the offices of Elon Musk’s Twitter
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There are many horrible things to note here but I'm going to pull out just one:
How will people in rural areas access these farkakte A.i.-based avatars WHEN THEY STILL CAN'T GET BROADBAND.
How will people in rural areas access these farkakte A.i.-based avatars WHEN THEY STILL CAN'T GET BROADBAND.
Dr Oz on rural healthcare: "There's no question about it, whether you want it or not -- the best way to help some of these communities is gonna be AI-based avatars"
February 2, 2026 at 11:59 PM
There are many horrible things to note here but I'm going to pull out just one:
How will people in rural areas access these farkakte A.i.-based avatars WHEN THEY STILL CAN'T GET BROADBAND.
How will people in rural areas access these farkakte A.i.-based avatars WHEN THEY STILL CAN'T GET BROADBAND.
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BREAKING: A federal judge has EXTENDED Haiti TPS!
U.S. District Judge Ana Reyes’ order read it was “substantially likely” that DHS Secretary Kristi Noem preordained her termination decision because of “hostility to nonwhite immigrants.”
HERE TO STAY!
WI NOU KAPAB!
U.S. District Judge Ana Reyes’ order read it was “substantially likely” that DHS Secretary Kristi Noem preordained her termination decision because of “hostility to nonwhite immigrants.”
HERE TO STAY!
WI NOU KAPAB!
February 3, 2026 at 1:11 AM
BREAKING: A federal judge has EXTENDED Haiti TPS!
U.S. District Judge Ana Reyes’ order read it was “substantially likely” that DHS Secretary Kristi Noem preordained her termination decision because of “hostility to nonwhite immigrants.”
HERE TO STAY!
WI NOU KAPAB!
U.S. District Judge Ana Reyes’ order read it was “substantially likely” that DHS Secretary Kristi Noem preordained her termination decision because of “hostility to nonwhite immigrants.”
HERE TO STAY!
WI NOU KAPAB!
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It's 16 degrees at the Jersey Shore and a seagull stole part of my sandwich. Enjoy your frozen tomato, asshole.
#AllBirdsGoToHell
#AllBirdsGoToHell
February 3, 2026 at 1:17 AM
It's 16 degrees at the Jersey Shore and a seagull stole part of my sandwich. Enjoy your frozen tomato, asshole.
#AllBirdsGoToHell
#AllBirdsGoToHell
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Haiti’s TPS continues for now!!!!! And zowie: https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.dcd.283214/gov.uscourts.dcd.283214.124.0_1.pdf
February 3, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Haiti’s TPS continues for now!!!!! And zowie: https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.dcd.283214/gov.uscourts.dcd.283214.124.0_1.pdf
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elon musk claiming he’s going to build a sentient sun is the direct downstream result of investors, media and wall street analysts letting him say whatever obviously false, crazy shit he wants for so many years without ever facing even the meekest pushback from them
February 2, 2026 at 10:54 PM
elon musk claiming he’s going to build a sentient sun is the direct downstream result of investors, media and wall street analysts letting him say whatever obviously false, crazy shit he wants for so many years without ever facing even the meekest pushback from them
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(🚨) MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: Conservative National Review Journalist—and Former Chief Assistant United States Attorney—Calls for the Department of Justice (Repeat, the Department of Justice) to Be Defunded Over Politicization, Weaponization and Corruption
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Fox News guest shreds DOJ lawyer for recruiting pro-Trump prosecutors
Former federal prosecutor fires back at ex-DHS official soliciting Trump loyalists for top roles
www.independent.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 10:54 PM
(🚨) MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: Conservative National Review Journalist—and Former Chief Assistant United States Attorney—Calls for the Department of Justice (Repeat, the Department of Justice) to Be Defunded Over Politicization, Weaponization and Corruption
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kennedy center is congressionally created, so he may have more trouble demolishing it than he did the east wing
February 2, 2026 at 10:57 PM
kennedy center is congressionally created, so he may have more trouble demolishing it than he did the east wing
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I am speechless. In my entire life I never thought I would hear a call from the right—*or even the left*—to defund DOJ.
This is a five-alarm fire.
This is a five-alarm fire.
February 2, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I am speechless. In my entire life I never thought I would hear a call from the right—*or even the left*—to defund DOJ.
This is a five-alarm fire.
This is a five-alarm fire.
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Be brief / Sea usted Breve (1958)
https://www.remediosvaro.art/paintings/sea-usted-breve
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#SurrealistArt #Surrealism #Surrealismo #RemediosVaro
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February 2, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Be brief / Sea usted Breve (1958)
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Four students from Columbia Heights are still at the ICE detention center in Dilley, Texas, where there are now fears of a measles outbreak.
https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/liam-ramos-home-but-4-columbia-heights-students-remain-at-texas-facility-amid-possible-measles-outbreak
https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/liam-ramos-home-but-4-columbia-heights-students-remain-at-texas-facility-amid-possible-measles-outbreak
February 2, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Four students from Columbia Heights are still at the ICE detention center in Dilley, Texas, where there are now fears of a measles outbreak.
https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/liam-ramos-home-but-4-columbia-heights-students-remain-at-texas-facility-amid-possible-measles-outbreak
https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/liam-ramos-home-but-4-columbia-heights-students-remain-at-texas-facility-amid-possible-measles-outbreak
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Not to brag but it only took me five attempts to work out whether or not my sock was inside out this morning.
Ladies, the line forms to the left…
Ladies, the line forms to the left…
January 22, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Not to brag but it only took me five attempts to work out whether or not my sock was inside out this morning.
Ladies, the line forms to the left…
Ladies, the line forms to the left…
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CNN is reporting the real reason Trump is closing the Kennedy Centre for two years is not for renovation: “the Kennedy Center does not have a 2026/2027 season. There would not have been any programming to announce."
February 2, 2026 at 7:45 PM
CNN is reporting the real reason Trump is closing the Kennedy Centre for two years is not for renovation: “the Kennedy Center does not have a 2026/2027 season. There would not have been any programming to announce."
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Forbes 30 under 30 has a better arrest record than the FBI
February 2, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Forbes 30 under 30 has a better arrest record than the FBI
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holy shit lol
Jelly Roll makes music for nurses married to cops
February 2, 2026 at 8:26 PM
holy shit lol
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And also, it's not unusual for something to shut down the moment Trump's name is on it.
CNN is reporting the real reason Trump is closing the Kennedy Centre for two years is not for renovation: “the Kennedy Center does not have a 2026/2027 season. There would not have been any programming to announce."
February 2, 2026 at 8:27 PM
And also, it's not unusual for something to shut down the moment Trump's name is on it.