Tituss Groaness
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chidaboomer on the dying site
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Altman went from promising an immortal robot god that'll solve all the world's problems to "fuck it, it'll use your grandma's face to advertise online dick pills I don't fucking know. Electrons. You can also fuck it."
December 31, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Altman went from promising an immortal robot god that'll solve all the world's problems to "fuck it, it'll use your grandma's face to advertise online dick pills I don't fucking know. Electrons. You can also fuck it."
Laughing imagining trump doing all this but poorly for his dumb ballroom
December 31, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Laughing imagining trump doing all this but poorly for his dumb ballroom
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Not to put anyone on blast but it is a very straightforward claim that some collective action systems can be optimal for each individual actor but clearly stupid. Like this is basic keynes shit
saying something the current market is doing is a misallocation of capital assumes that there is some ideal allocation and that you at least partially know how it's different
this is kind of a heavy claim
this is kind of a heavy claim
December 31, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Not to put anyone on blast but it is a very straightforward claim that some collective action systems can be optimal for each individual actor but clearly stupid. Like this is basic keynes shit
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We won't begin to roll back the tide of fascism until white liberals come to terms with the fact that tens of millions of their fellow citizens actively, knowingly, support racist Gestapo policies. Tens of millions of racists were not deluded or misled. How will you adjust your strategy accordingly?
December 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
We won't begin to roll back the tide of fascism until white liberals come to terms with the fact that tens of millions of their fellow citizens actively, knowingly, support racist Gestapo policies. Tens of millions of racists were not deluded or misled. How will you adjust your strategy accordingly?
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the nyt building has a special room where ezra klein can self suck to completion
December 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
the nyt building has a special room where ezra klein can self suck to completion
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the audacity (and, well, cozy white dude privilege) to call this privilege
December 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
the audacity (and, well, cozy white dude privilege) to call this privilege
this is all vibes based bullshit - if they admitted that ~25% of the country are bloodthirsty fascists hoping for the death camps to get fired up yesterday they would have to act accordingly (ie not like wishy-washy liberal squishes)
How can anyone know what people “implicitly added” in their heads? And how does them rationalizing the literal words being told to them make it not true that they voted on the words?
December 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
this is all vibes based bullshit - if they admitted that ~25% of the country are bloodthirsty fascists hoping for the death camps to get fired up yesterday they would have to act accordingly (ie not like wishy-washy liberal squishes)
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What do you mean it isn’t true? Which part isn’t true? That he ran on mass deportation? Because he literally did. Or that voters didn’t vote on that? Because that’s a major claim that should be backed by evidence.
December 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
What do you mean it isn’t true? Which part isn’t true? That he ran on mass deportation? Because he literally did. Or that voters didn’t vote on that? Because that’s a major claim that should be backed by evidence.
In 2020, COVID-19 became pervasive in human life and the economy, with SARS‑CoV‑2 surging in adoption much faster than any other major technology in memory.
In 2025, AI became pervasive in American life and the economy, with ChatGPT surging in adoption much faster than any other major technology in memory. @nytopinion.nytimes.com
December 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
In 2020, COVID-19 became pervasive in human life and the economy, with SARS‑CoV‑2 surging in adoption much faster than any other major technology in memory.
As my eyesight has degraded with age I find "yellow" / low color temp bulbs absolutely bad for reading no matter what the brightness is - is this typical
December 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
As my eyesight has degraded with age I find "yellow" / low color temp bulbs absolutely bad for reading no matter what the brightness is - is this typical
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Yeah, just imagine if a malicious coalition of ultra wealthy people took over everything. That would be horrible.
December 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Yeah, just imagine if a malicious coalition of ultra wealthy people took over everything. That would be horrible.
This is the first one of his I hadn't seen (Twitter, this year) and lmaoooo RIP
December 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This is the first one of his I hadn't seen (Twitter, this year) and lmaoooo RIP
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I'm having this garbage foisted on me by my work, and in the middle of a holiday when I'm trying to not think about it this post brought it all back
If this shit somehow were to become an actually mandatory part of being a software engineer the only job I've ever wanted to do will be dead to me
If this shit somehow were to become an actually mandatory part of being a software engineer the only job I've ever wanted to do will be dead to me
In essence a language model changes you from a programmer who writes lines of code, to a programmer that manages the context the model has access to, prunes irrelevant things, adds useful material to context, and writes detailed specifications. If that doesn't sound fun to you, you won't enjoy it.
December 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I'm having this garbage foisted on me by my work, and in the middle of a holiday when I'm trying to not think about it this post brought it all back
If this shit somehow were to become an actually mandatory part of being a software engineer the only job I've ever wanted to do will be dead to me
If this shit somehow were to become an actually mandatory part of being a software engineer the only job I've ever wanted to do will be dead to me
Transform your seamen into seamasters
He who would be Seamaster must know the true name of every drop of water in the sea.
December 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Transform your seamen into seamasters
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I hate these charts so much because they imply chatgpt is comparable to the internet or phones
You could create the same graphic for full screen pop-up advertising on websites and make them look like ultra-rapid technology adoption when really they were just baked unavoidably into the internet
You could create the same graphic for full screen pop-up advertising on websites and make them look like ultra-rapid technology adoption when really they were just baked unavoidably into the internet
In 2025, AI became pervasive in American life and the economy, with ChatGPT surging in adoption much faster than any other major technology in memory. @nytopinion.nytimes.com
December 30, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I hate these charts so much because they imply chatgpt is comparable to the internet or phones
You could create the same graphic for full screen pop-up advertising on websites and make them look like ultra-rapid technology adoption when really they were just baked unavoidably into the internet
You could create the same graphic for full screen pop-up advertising on websites and make them look like ultra-rapid technology adoption when really they were just baked unavoidably into the internet
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I can’t remember the last time I used a stapler, so this is just giving me a mental image of the poor thing forlornly following me around occasionally hopefully saying “you staple now?”.
Also, this just in -> the latest bizarre AI fever dream is AI-controlled trivets, staplers, and coffee cups on wheels. So we'll be chased around by inanimate wheeled objects clamoring for our attention.
![Real news story headline: "Robot Coffee Cups? Self-Driving Trivets? AI Researchers Made It Happen. [sub-title] Scientists found a way to animate everyday objects and predict your next move, so your stapler is always nearby when you need it."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wstpte2vzb4ra2iqtnw2d2ef/bafkreibbhk46utcdzm3qb2u2muehbhrndu6x47k5a4v64ef44xdpbgh42u@jpeg)
December 30, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I can’t remember the last time I used a stapler, so this is just giving me a mental image of the poor thing forlornly following me around occasionally hopefully saying “you staple now?”.
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When you die you have to do a boss rush of redoing all the times you had sex before you can get to the final boss
December 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
When you die you have to do a boss rush of redoing all the times you had sex before you can get to the final boss
Apparently its very important to parse whether supporters of a genocide are doing it for ideology or for greed, I guess the former is reassuring if you are literally a baatezu
December 30, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Apparently its very important to parse whether supporters of a genocide are doing it for ideology or for greed, I guess the former is reassuring if you are literally a baatezu
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This is loser talk, Mopey Dick. Get those knees up, let’s see some goddamn hustle out there
the ancestry and posterity of Grief go further than the ancestry and posterity of Joy
December 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
This is loser talk, Mopey Dick. Get those knees up, let’s see some goddamn hustle out there
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"everyone grieves differently"
Erika Kirk:
Erika Kirk:
December 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
"everyone grieves differently"
Erika Kirk:
Erika Kirk:
Kindly consider that mutual ass eating makes this a closed loop
when two people kiss, they are forming one long connected tube from asshole to asshole.
December 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Kindly consider that mutual ass eating makes this a closed loop
Look at this racist
December 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Look at this racist