Phil
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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social is my North Star.
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We all owe a big apology to that Star Trek episode where they find a Nazi planet because someone gave them a copy of Mein Kampf
Good news everybody: Grokipedia will contain all knowledge about the universe and will be distributed periodically throughout the solar system
November 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
We all owe a big apology to that Star Trek episode where they find a Nazi planet because someone gave them a copy of Mein Kampf
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I offer this truly wonderful moment of animation for comfort and strength to anyone who needs it.
(from Fleischer Studios' 1940s Superman series)
(from Fleischer Studios' 1940s Superman series)
November 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I offer this truly wonderful moment of animation for comfort and strength to anyone who needs it.
(from Fleischer Studios' 1940s Superman series)
(from Fleischer Studios' 1940s Superman series)
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The guy from Most Dangerous Game was right to hunt wealthy yacht owners for sport
November 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The guy from Most Dangerous Game was right to hunt wealthy yacht owners for sport
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Every guy in a crowd or in traffic
November 19, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Every guy in a crowd or in traffic
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AGREED. That's because I'm so great.
I can’t understand it. Your shenanigans are cheeky and fun. Other people’s shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
November 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
AGREED. That's because I'm so great.
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Imagine looking around America in 2025 and thinking, "What we need less of is morality."
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Imagine looking around America in 2025 and thinking, "What we need less of is morality."
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UMass-Amherst is hiring “a specialist in the visual arts, architecture, and/or material culture of the Islamic world” !
careers.umass.edu/amherst/en-u...
careers.umass.edu/amherst/en-u...
Details - Assistant Professor - History of Art & Architecture | Human Resources | UMass Amherst
careers.umass.edu
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
UMass-Amherst is hiring “a specialist in the visual arts, architecture, and/or material culture of the Islamic world” !
careers.umass.edu/amherst/en-u...
careers.umass.edu/amherst/en-u...
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I have a question. How the hell are the 30 year olds being open Nazis and dyed in the wool racists in group texts just "kids" but the children who were raped suddenly "young women."
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I have a question. How the hell are the 30 year olds being open Nazis and dyed in the wool racists in group texts just "kids" but the children who were raped suddenly "young women."
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Bonus points California-grown rice also has the lowest levels of heavy metals and arsenic of consumer rice.
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Bonus points California-grown rice also has the lowest levels of heavy metals and arsenic of consumer rice.
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I like how the NYT is preemptively romanticizing a time when rich criminals were not held accountable to ensure nobody is.
Every fucking day in one way or another, they tell us every day they're all criminals. All the rich, all of capitalism, all it wants is to lie, cheat, steal and abuse.
Every fucking day in one way or another, they tell us every day they're all criminals. All the rich, all of capitalism, all it wants is to lie, cheat, steal and abuse.
November 17, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I like how the NYT is preemptively romanticizing a time when rich criminals were not held accountable to ensure nobody is.
Every fucking day in one way or another, they tell us every day they're all criminals. All the rich, all of capitalism, all it wants is to lie, cheat, steal and abuse.
Every fucking day in one way or another, they tell us every day they're all criminals. All the rich, all of capitalism, all it wants is to lie, cheat, steal and abuse.
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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NYT: We Miss the Old, Rapey New York, Before Our Favorite Financiers Becane ‘Disgraced’
November 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
NYT: We Miss the Old, Rapey New York, Before Our Favorite Financiers Becane ‘Disgraced’
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I'm seeing some middle aged men whose hearts I really do think are in the right place NONETHELESS making dumb "sexy time" jokes about the Epstein stuff. Just a default setting of heh heh, whoa sex heh heh.
I feel like a real drag for scolding about this, but c'mon man. Discernment, Even in jokes.
I feel like a real drag for scolding about this, but c'mon man. Discernment, Even in jokes.
November 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I'm seeing some middle aged men whose hearts I really do think are in the right place NONETHELESS making dumb "sexy time" jokes about the Epstein stuff. Just a default setting of heh heh, whoa sex heh heh.
I feel like a real drag for scolding about this, but c'mon man. Discernment, Even in jokes.
I feel like a real drag for scolding about this, but c'mon man. Discernment, Even in jokes.
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Re: Epstein’s emails
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Re: Epstein’s emails
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I designed an otter blanket! Up for presale on my kofi this weekend. 🦦
November 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I designed an otter blanket! Up for presale on my kofi this weekend. 🦦
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Justice Ketanji Brown knew and is sounding the alarm. WHERE IS OUR MONEY??? @thelastword.bsky.social Are you going to talk about this?
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Justice Ketanji Brown knew and is sounding the alarm. WHERE IS OUR MONEY??? @thelastword.bsky.social Are you going to talk about this?
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should we all move back to europe and be like jk we never left what’s america lol you guys are crazy anyway where is my health insurance at
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
should we all move back to europe and be like jk we never left what’s america lol you guys are crazy anyway where is my health insurance at
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ByHeart has recalled two batches of infant formula sold at major retailers after the FDA linked the product to a multistate botulism investigation.
Baby formula sold at Whole Foods, Target and Amazon recalled after FDA warning
ByHeart has recalled two batches of infant formula sold at major retailers after the FDA linked the product to a multistate botulism investigation.
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November 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
ByHeart has recalled two batches of infant formula sold at major retailers after the FDA linked the product to a multistate botulism investigation.
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Guys he actually did it ....
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Guys he actually did it ....
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Canadians!
Later this month I will be traveling to Montreal and Quebec City for a week or so. What are some must-see, must-do, and must-eat things there?
Bonus points if it's pregnancy friendly for Em!
Later this month I will be traveling to Montreal and Quebec City for a week or so. What are some must-see, must-do, and must-eat things there?
Bonus points if it's pregnancy friendly for Em!
November 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Canadians!
Later this month I will be traveling to Montreal and Quebec City for a week or so. What are some must-see, must-do, and must-eat things there?
Bonus points if it's pregnancy friendly for Em!
Later this month I will be traveling to Montreal and Quebec City for a week or so. What are some must-see, must-do, and must-eat things there?
Bonus points if it's pregnancy friendly for Em!
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Trump take food stamps.
Trump take going home to your family for Thanksgiving.
Trump take health insurance.
I can't imagine any of this is gonna poll well.
Trump take going home to your family for Thanksgiving.
Trump take health insurance.
I can't imagine any of this is gonna poll well.
November 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Trump take food stamps.
Trump take going home to your family for Thanksgiving.
Trump take health insurance.
I can't imagine any of this is gonna poll well.
Trump take going home to your family for Thanksgiving.
Trump take health insurance.
I can't imagine any of this is gonna poll well.
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The realtor has asked me to kindly stop saying "This is not my beautiful house!" every time we looked at a new listing.
November 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The realtor has asked me to kindly stop saying "This is not my beautiful house!" every time we looked at a new listing.
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My stomach is in knots asking again but I'm coming up to my deadline on Friday to keep a roof over my head. Please boost and thank you for the help I've already received, I feel completely unworthy of the kindness I've found here.
October 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
My stomach is in knots asking again but I'm coming up to my deadline on Friday to keep a roof over my head. Please boost and thank you for the help I've already received, I feel completely unworthy of the kindness I've found here.
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as we reach the SNAP cliff just a gentle reminder to do-gooders that the most efficient use of resources is to contribute to organizations that are already established. unless nothing exists in your area (and it likely does whether you know it) now is probably not the time to stand something up
October 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
as we reach the SNAP cliff just a gentle reminder to do-gooders that the most efficient use of resources is to contribute to organizations that are already established. unless nothing exists in your area (and it likely does whether you know it) now is probably not the time to stand something up