Pandoras Pinata
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Pandoras Pinata
@pandoraspinata.bsky.social
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Gender made from chocolate, crepe paper and curses for mankind

she/her or they/them if you're annoyed by me
truly wild to see British politicians, presumably unable to criticise anything any Israeli person does, start declaring that football hooliganism is part of Jewish culture. Gonna be honest, think you should look closer to home as to who's culture football hooliganism is...
October 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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In line with the new, nicer face of patriotism, the Home Office will now decide asylum claims with a baking competition judged by Paul Hollywood. In order to reassure Reform voters that the process will still be sufficiently cruel and dehumanising, Noel Fielding will still be involved.
October 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
when they dig up your bones in 200 years, it'll be to discharge you for not attending your first appointment
October 4, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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Stop buying Brandon Sanderson's books.
Hey so... did you know that the Mormon Church filed an amicus curiae brief on the 19th of September? Me either...

www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/24...

In short, "Giving trans people rights hurts us because it ruins our religious freedom to be bigots!"
September 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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So we're going to force brown people to do unpaid labour against their will? The british do have previous on this one, but I think we gave it another name.
"Migrants will have to carry out community work or volunteering to qualify to permanently remain in the UK, according to the Home Secretary." [Telegraph]
September 28, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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They aren't bringing ID cards in to make people's lives easier, they are specifically bringing them in to make certain people's lives harder.
September 26, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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September 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I feel like "stop letting reform outflank you to the left on civil liberties" should not be a hard ask, and yet labour are tripping over that bar, even as it's buried 20 miles under ground
Here's another policy, see also public ownership of water, where Labour is worse than Reform.
September 26, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI
September 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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zero sympathy for starmer obviously, but it really is something how the press have once again just decided a prime minister is done and are publishing everything they knew the whole time until he resigns.
September 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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We're violent because....we get murdered a lot?
September 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
got the ball, fair tackle
Sunderland have been reduced to 10 men at the Stadium of Light.

Reinaldo kicks out at Matty Cash off the ball after a coming together between the pair.

Do you think the decision was fair?
September 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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“If you don’t like it you can leave” update
"SIR KEIR STARMER and his Cabinet face losing their seats to Left-wing candidates, analysis shows.

"Labour’s 411-seat majority would plummet to just 126 seats if an election took place this summer, it suggests." [Sunday Telegraph]
September 21, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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You know, this ideology is quite similar to the one they have in England
September 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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September 20, 2025 at 1:17 PM
ever fucking green
September 21, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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For those who pay attention to UK politics, the Liberal Democrats and #LDConf

A bunch of TERFs tried first thing this morning to impose a transphobic policy on our internal elections (they wanted to exclude trans women from the gender balance criteria)

They failed, spectacularly.
September 20, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Just one more support for the trump administration will win over those never-trump republicans who totally exist. Now to take a big sip of my drink and check how "my opponents are right" is going elsewhere.

Vile to say this in any circumstances but also negative political literacy from Copmala.
"Kamala Harris cites concerns about trans athletes in her book"

And, there it is.

ttps://www.politico.com/news/2025/09/19/kamala-harris-book-trans-athletes-00573966
Kamala Harris cites concerns about trans athletes in her book
The Trump campaign attacked Harris over her positions on transgender rights. She says they were misconstrued.
www.politico.com
September 20, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Can take the party out of labour but can't take labour brain out of the party.
September 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Creating the factions THEN the party is definitely a new way of doing politics i suppose.
September 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Through the power of Corbyn's inexplicable popularity, they're speed running the stages of every doomed new left party ever. Has anybody said "shibboleth" yet?
September 19, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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zarah sultana doesn't deserve this of course. it's clear that misogynistic chauvinism is more important to a "left" that seeks an inter-national fraternity over a truly liberatory politics
September 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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September 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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like i wanna give she/they gender vibes, like woman but spicy with it, but also i don't trust 99% of people with "they" around a trans woman
September 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM