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Finally, a Republican rapper.
May 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Finally, a Republican rapper.
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the problem with woke 1 is that the chuds weren't punished harshly enough. woke 2 will correct this.
April 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
the problem with woke 1 is that the chuds weren't punished harshly enough. woke 2 will correct this.
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Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now
April 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now
this is the future of advertising
March 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
this is the future of advertising
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Once a year for every year you've been alive, you've finished a certain day not yet knowing that date would become one of the most famous and celebrated dates in the world for the rest of your life to come: The Day It Finally Happened
March 19, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Once a year for every year you've been alive, you've finished a certain day not yet knowing that date would become one of the most famous and celebrated dates in the world for the rest of your life to come: The Day It Finally Happened
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I’m speaking the dark tongue of Mordor with perfect customer service voice
September 24, 2023 at 5:40 AM
I’m speaking the dark tongue of Mordor with perfect customer service voice
our product’s “real cheese!” packaging has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the packaging
September 23, 2023 at 1:47 AM
our product’s “real cheese!” packaging has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the packaging
steve miller writes a huge X on a piece of paper that says “i’m a zipper, i’m a clicker, i’m a chicken dinner” and resumes looking around the living room
September 20, 2023 at 2:49 PM
steve miller writes a huge X on a piece of paper that says “i’m a zipper, i’m a clicker, i’m a chicken dinner” and resumes looking around the living room
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When did it fall out of fashion for famous people to pretend their parents put them in a basket and sent it down river. They should bring that back. Trump should be like Fred found me in a wicker basket in the Gowanus
September 17, 2023 at 6:58 PM
When did it fall out of fashion for famous people to pretend their parents put them in a basket and sent it down river. They should bring that back. Trump should be like Fred found me in a wicker basket in the Gowanus
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"they absorb so much at this age, they're like a sponge" I exclaim as I wipe down a countertop with a toddler
September 17, 2023 at 3:12 AM
"they absorb so much at this age, they're like a sponge" I exclaim as I wipe down a countertop with a toddler
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i made the mistake of nurturing my son's fondness for disaster movies and now i've watched moonfall more times than its editors
September 11, 2023 at 10:38 PM
i made the mistake of nurturing my son's fondness for disaster movies and now i've watched moonfall more times than its editors
my offensive Irish name has cleared countless similar filters but the good people at Rockstar could not be fooled
September 9, 2023 at 12:05 AM
my offensive Irish name has cleared countless similar filters but the good people at Rockstar could not be fooled
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telling an extremely high elon musk he has to troubleshoot code on his own website or a nuke is going to go off 
September 7, 2023 at 5:09 PM
telling an extremely high elon musk he has to troubleshoot code on his own website or a nuke is going to go off 
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For sale: baby, bad vibes
September 3, 2023 at 2:18 PM
For sale: baby, bad vibes
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It's easy to laugh now but the situation at Burning Man is going to deliver so much generative disruption down the line. They're going to invent cannibalism and create an app for it called Eatr. Multiple companies that market sharpened sticks will get eight-figure venture investment.
September 2, 2023 at 10:04 PM
It's easy to laugh now but the situation at Burning Man is going to deliver so much generative disruption down the line. They're going to invent cannibalism and create an app for it called Eatr. Multiple companies that market sharpened sticks will get eight-figure venture investment.
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we are all god’s children and he locked us in a hot car
June 25, 2023 at 3:04 AM
we are all god’s children and he locked us in a hot car
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Beowulf taps into the primal human of fear of defeating someone in combat and then being forced to fight their mom
September 1, 2023 at 8:09 PM
Beowulf taps into the primal human of fear of defeating someone in combat and then being forced to fight their mom
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I got an extended clip for my traumas so I can dump more of them on people without reloading
August 27, 2023 at 4:39 AM
I got an extended clip for my traumas so I can dump more of them on people without reloading
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Getting coward-pilled. Saying "a b-b-b-bumble bee!" before fleeing in terror
August 26, 2023 at 6:50 PM
Getting coward-pilled. Saying "a b-b-b-bumble bee!" before fleeing in terror