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Your Bluesky Dad
I asked my parents what was the year that first felt like a fake number to them. And for all of the the answer was 2020
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I’ll be checking if it’s al dente when you tell me you are cooked
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
THE RAID set on a star destroyer
i would welcome however another attempt to do THE DIRTY DOZEN in space.
rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Honestly, who wouldn’t want to be compared to a soul feasting succubus
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Dating sites should let me filter by people that use lol as gratuitously in text as I do so I can get matched age appropriately easier
November 22, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Kind of fucked that two of my favorite game series were destroyed by trying to make their sequel in Unity
November 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
liz,,, thank you
November 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
If you are history focused YouTuber in 2025, make sure to include NO AI in your video title
Youtube needs to release an option to block all videos released after 2023 in your searches
November 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
If someone told me that Tim Meadows directly contributed to the wave of marijuana deregulation that followed in the next decade, I’d believe them and not ask to see proof or data
November 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Youtube needs to release an option to block all videos released after 2023 in your searches
November 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Trump making it clear his position on Charlie Kirk's murder
I think the President of the US responding to a question about the murder of a journalist with "A lot of people didn't like that gentleman" is probably pretty bad.
November 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
My 4 year old has independently invented Dr Robotnik mpreg fan fiction
November 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
You’re laughing. Someone is living out their monster fucker fantasy and you’re laughing
Whenever I see excerpts of this book on social media I have to reference back the actual Vanity Fair website to check that it's not some copypasta I've not seen before or completely fabricated because it's all, so, well, look at it
November 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Schrodinger's “hey”
November 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Yorgos Lanthimos having a movie on Disney+ is very funny to me
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Finally had some nice weather, took advantage of it
November 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
My take? $1.50 hot dog makes economy go up
Was reminded that Costco is treated like a woke company but in the end it is simply a corporation, just one that actually understands the value of reputation and symbiotic relationships with other businesses and it pisses off righties for doing it correctly.
How A Single Costco Changes Its Local Economy
YouTube video by Micro
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The only good thing about sports betting is all the ads for it finally got me to stop listening to sports podcasts
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Add Discord Notification to the list of audio that should be made illegal to include in YouTube videos
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
In the late 90s I bought a whole damn greatest hits collection just to listen to this one song
this place has a 70s butt rock station on and u know what, Foghat was cooking w 'Slow Ride'
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Ross Douthat only supports DEI for people with droopy faces like him
November 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
If I could jettison anyone into the sun its any person that uses “Make _____ Great Again” in their YouTube video titles. Or just about anywhere, really
November 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Don’t worry Larry. No one will share this horrific “insight”
Here's the full Summers email, btw.
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
A neat question Windows 11 will ask you when you update it, onions to shutdown or restart. Now you may think a shutdown, means the computer will turn off. It actually means the computer will restart
November 12, 2025 at 6:26 AM