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Your Bluesky Dad
I haven't watched the show yet, but Sabrina Carpenter and Miss Piggy really do have the same eyes, dont they?
February 5, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I really wish I knew who had been in the bathroom stall next to me that clearly did not wash his hands when he finished
February 2, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I never trusted yakub
So I found out this is one of the ICE agents involved in this incident.
January 30, 2026 at 2:15 AM
*Chuckles Wryly*
January 25, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Do Europeans hate us? Buddy, I hate us
January 21, 2026 at 4:58 PM
ngl I heard fireworks and frantically signed on looking for news that 'it happened'
January 21, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Looks like hollywood is jumping on the HEATED RIVALRIES momentum
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 AM
You know things are bad when even Sweden wants people to leave Denmark alone
January 19, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Going back in time to explain to nerds “Trump takes away Lego”
January 19, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Solving the trolley problem by constantly running into the first goomba on world 1-1
January 19, 2026 at 7:33 AM
No I don't think I will sign up for any CBT, thank you for the offer though
January 17, 2026 at 10:12 PM
*no no don’t admit it tell them something else that you play*

“uhhhh Victoria 3?”

*God DAMNIT*
Always humiliating when a normal person asks me what video games I play and I have to admit it’s Overwatch…
January 16, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Always humiliating when a normal person asks me what video games I play and I have to admit it’s Overwatch…
January 16, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Typing into windows search “Add and remove programs” having it quickly autofill what I am looking for in settings, but it actually being a Bing search so I have to keep typing until the autofill switches, not the words it thinks I am typing (which are correct) but where I want it to actually search
January 16, 2026 at 6:11 PM
It’s Whiskin’ Time
it's not too late, how do we morbius them into thinking we actually wanted it
everyone is making the whiskey friday joke so I am sorry to inform you that they have, in fact, tucked their tail between their legs
January 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM
The best way to experience Texas is the panhandle so you can get through that shit as fast as possible
January 12, 2026 at 12:48 AM
It’s a little on the nose of the writers to have ICE literally kill Good in America
January 10, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Doing a rude thing, but saying out loud that it is rude, in hopes it’s not rude anymore
January 9, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Please, everyone, don’t do this to yourself. You don’t need to learn about New Bedford.
January 8, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Finally, a future when I can use my dick veins to unlock a door
January 6, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Some people are still acting like it is 2023 on Bluesky
January 6, 2026 at 2:47 PM
They only are capable of destroying lives
January 3, 2026 at 5:17 PM
The modern conservative movement is just a bunch of people who decided to make their post nut clarity guilt our problem
the conservative mind sort of exists in this singularity nexus of facebook memes and cuck porn
December 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Watching Lawrence of Arabia on a second monitor while I play CK3 as god intended
December 20, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Reposted by crow
I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM